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Guest Kid Kablam

Well I think some of the punishments may be a bit swift, but given the latest slew of gimmick posters, I can't say I blame you.

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Guest Edwin MacPhisto

The rules are pretty good. Nothing everybody here didn't really already know. The trolling rule is very subjective, but considering our mods' collective history of rule enforcement, I expect moderation (zing!)

 

One thing that might merit a change or a note or something: not many people have huge sigs, but a lot of people use different desktop resolutions. There's a big difference between a sig that fills half a page on 800 by 600, and one that fills half a page on 1600 by 1200. It'll vary from user to user...though I don't really expect Dr. Tom to bust out the face-rape uzi because of a slightly chunky picture of Akira Taue.

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Guest DawnBTVS

Erm...nevermind. I know some people have turned sigs off so I feel if the sig size is too big for their desktop they could either go bigger desktop wise or turn them off.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
certain established posters will have to alter their posting habits in order to comply with the rules.

you could just say my name there eh Will?

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Guest Bannable Offense
In the past few days, it's been almost 10 trolls/idiots who have come here and caused me to reveal the fact that I've been PMSing. 

 

Dames

Actually, exactly 10 bannings by my count since the Labor Day weekend, Dames. 13 since April 25. I've been an unoffical censor of TSM unregistered names of sorts.

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Guest BANKYWOOD
In the past few days, it's been almost 10 trolls/idiots who have come here and caused me to reveal the fact that I've been PMSing. 

 

Dames

Actually, exactly 10 bannings by my count since the Labor Day weekend, Dames. 13 since April 25. I've been an unoffical censor of TSM unregistered names of sorts.

Shut up.

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Guest Bannable Offense
:lol: Gotta admire Banky for being a prick. An efficient one at that.

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Guest goodhelmet
certain established posters will have to alter their posting habits in order to comply with the rules.

you could just say my name there eh Will?

hahaha! actually, cwm, you have been away so long i wasn't talking about you. to be honest, it was directed toward banky. he admitted as much in the tiffany malibu thread that he trolls and has no problem trying to steer topics off course. i think you saw established and poster in the same sentence and thought i was hyping you up!!!!

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Guest BANKYWOOD
:lol: Gotta admire Banky for being a prick. An efficient one at that.

See, this guy understands me. I like you. You got potential, kid. BANKYWOOD Industries needs an up and comer like you.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
certain established posters will have to alter their posting habits in order to comply with the rules.

you could just say my name there eh Will?

hahaha! actually, cwm, you have been away so long i wasn't talking about you. to be honest, it was directed toward banky. he admitted as much in the tiffany malibu thread that he trolls and has no problem trying to steer topics off course. i think you saw established and poster in the same sentence and thought i was hyping you up!!!!

nah, I was pretty sure you were talking about Banky but it's always fun when we start arguing about my one word posts and then I bring up your anti Dr. Tom thread and then we get tired of arguing and whore in the person above you thread.

 

 

those where the days.

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Guest goodhelmet

i think i missed out on that conversation. also, it wasn't an anti-dr tom thread. it was a thread directed at dr. tom that snowballed into flames between dr tom and myself that i should have kept in-house. i don't ever recall you ever saying anything to me about the dr tom thread... ever.

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Dames, I just got back from a small hiatus from TSM and I read the new rules. This was something that had to be put in place and I will be sure to follow all of them. Id like to be a mainstay on this board, like Downhome, Choken One, Banky etc. Thanks, and keep up the good work.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
i think i missed out on that conversation. also, it wasn't an anti-dr tom thread. it was a thread directed at dr. tom that snowballed into flames between dr tom and myself that i should have kept in-house. i don't ever recall you ever saying anything to me about the dr tom thread... ever.

yeah that's true it was too easy. i did make a joke out of that Mr Rant thread you made calling him a racist once though.

 

i try to stay away from talking about things you've done in the past since you've got 10 stories about me to 1 of you.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

I think Dames should institute a system of communication so we can let each other know when there's lots of gimmick posters on the board. Better still, a system of warning against these gimmick posters. It could have a five-color code, ominous language, the works.

 

That way, measures can be taken against the offensive elements of this internet message board. The posters, not just the mods, must be vigilant, and concious of the possibility of gimmick posters and people who can't use commas.

 

Gentlemen, we must stand together. For only together can we defeat this Axis of Ghey, and make the world a better place.

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Guest The Flying Dutchman

I hereby propose that we set up a Gimmick Alert Status (GAS) as follows ...

 

LOW

 

GUARDED

 

ELEVATED

 

HIGH

 

SEVERE

 

The Smart Marks current GAS level is now at: HIGH

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Guest goodhelmet
I hereby propose that we set up a Gimmick Alert Status (GAS) as follows ...

 

LOW

 

GUARDED

 

ELEVATED

 

HIGH

 

SEVERE

 

The Smart Marks current GAS level is now at: HIGH

This is fucking genius! I nominate Dutch as the NEW gimmick alert security advisor.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

We could create ghey-sniffing virtual "dogs" to search out gimmick posters and inflammatory statements, then justice can glide over our smooth collective buttocks, glistening like the cool cream of contentment. We will call this...Preparation HHH.

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Guest The Flying Dutchman

I'd also like to propose that every poster on the Smart Marks take a drug designed to surpress gimmick posting urges. The drug would be taken at 12 p.m. sharp, daily. Those found not to be taking their doses will be charged with post crimes and will be sentenced to No Holds Barred to be flamed.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

We could just hide a certain frequency in the display of the page that affects the gimmick gland.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
I'd also like to propose that every poster on the Smart Marks take a drug designed to surpress gimmick posting urges. The drug would be taken at 12 p.m. sharp, daily. Those found not to be taking their doses will be charged with post crimes and will be sentenced to No Holds Barred to be flamed.

Someone's seen Equilibrium a few too many times.

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Guest The Flying Dutchman

There is no such thing as watching Equilibrium too many times.

 

Okay ... but you're going back in the trunk.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

just leave The Mysterious One alone...he's still trying to do that TSM history book.

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Guest Mattdotcom

Instead of allowing them to register here, make the register link go to DDTWrestling or something.

 

*Takes pill*

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Guest goodhelmet

I have to agree that The Mysterious One is one of the few "gimmicks" that isn't retarded (would i get banned for discriminating against the handicapped?) or disrupts threads. TMO even spells MOST of the words correctly. To be honest, I don't even look at TMO as a gimmick poster, just one of CWM's various user names. Now, that TMBF guy, that is a poor gimmick. Maybe there were some good gimmicks when i wasn't frequenting the board that much, but to this day, the only gimmick poster really worth his weight in humor and creativity is Metal Ed. that's it. all of the others have been void of anything that could be construed as clever or worthwhile contributors.

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