Fans of corny WWF Magazine articles Rejoice!

[Guest Anglesault]

Except not exactly.

 

Yes, I opened my WWF magazine today, opened to the TOC, and saw something I've been waiting to see for five years.

 

44 All the Mayhem

Backlash in all it's action-packed glory with exclusive photos and SUPERSTAR QUOTES!

 

YES!

 

Who else fondly remembers reading WWF Magazine PPV coverage and reading the quotes to the outside corners? Something like this

 

Goldust: OOOHHHHHH I made sure Crush would NEVER forget the name Goldust after the bootie kicking I came him tonight!

 

Crush: Arrgh! I'll show Goldust why they call me Crush!

 

But when I flipped to page 44, they were quotes that sounded like they came from real people! HOW DARE THEY! First they stop using the fake letters to the wrestlers section from fake fans, and now when they tease us with more classic fake quotes, we get THIS?

 

Will we stand for this?

 

I SAY NO!

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

Haberdashery! Shenanigans! Trifling! Tomfoolery! DAMN THE WWE!

 

I call for a Smark Mutiny!

[Guest bravesfan]

Summerslam 1997:

BRIAN PILLMAN

"If Gorilla Monsoon thinks I'm wearing a dress tomorrow night, he's out of his @#$! mind!"

 

HAWK

"Now maybe that tub of @#$&! will get off my back and go back to plowin' the field!"

 

KEN SHAMROCK

"I may have lost my cool, but the British Bulldog is gonna lose a lot more than that!"

 

OWEN HART

"That's what I get for showing compassion! I'm a damn idiot!"

 

HUNTER HEARST HELMSLEY

"How am I expected to beat an opponent who doesn't even know who the hell he is?!"

 

BRET HART

"Yes, it's true...the fifth time is a charm, SUCKERS!"

 

and one that still has me scratching my head...

 

SHAWN MICHAELS

"Regrets? I only have one - that I wasn't born sooner so that I could have spent more time with myself!"

[TheFranchise 0]

SHAWN MICHAELS

"Regrets? I only have one - that I wasn't born sooner so that I could have spent more time with myself!"

 

That sums up early 90's Michaels PERFECTLY.

[Guest Anglesault]

SHAWN MICHAELS

"Regrets? I only have one - that I wasn't born sooner so that I could have spent more time with myself!"

 

That sums up early 90's Michaels PERFECTLY.

But it had nothing to do with the match!

 

That's what made it rule!

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Ah, happy days.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

SHAWN MICHAELS

"Regrets? I only have one - that I wasn't born sooner so that I could have spent more time with myself!"

 

That sums up early 90's Michaels PERFECTLY.

I didn't watch back then so.. um.. care to explain?

[Guest Razor Roman]

SHAWN MICHAELS

"Regrets? I only have one - that I wasn't born sooner so that I could have spent more time with myself!"

 

That sums up early 90's Michaels PERFECTLY.

I didn't watch back then so.. um.. care to explain?

off topic...but damn you're just a LITTLE obsessed with Alan Cumming, eh?

 

 

That was when Shawn Michaels was a self-obsessed pretty boy. Instead of a Jesus obsessed one.

[Guest godthedog]

yuna wants alan cumming in her mouth.

 

yes, that was bad. and i'm proud of it.

[TheFranchise 0]

Yes, that WAS bad.

 

Where do you think 'the heartbreak kid' came from?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Where do you think 'the heartbreak kid' came from?

I think Bobby Heenan coined the term once, and Michaels used it ever since.

 

At least, that's what I remember hearing off of one of Michaels' interviews on Confidential...

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

off topic...but damn you're just a LITTLE obsessed with Alan Cumming, eh?

Just a little...

 

yuna wants alan cumming in her mouth.

I soo didn't need that mental image..

[TheFranchise 0]

Where do you think 'the heartbreak kid' came from?

I think Bobby Heenan coined the term once, and Michaels used it ever since.

 

At least, that's what I remember hearing off of one of Michaels' interviews on Confidential...

Living in the UK i can't confirm this

[Guest The Rising Star]

Who in the blue hell is Alan Cum?

[Guest bob_barron]

Bob Holly: I lost- plain and simple!

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Who in the blue hell is Alan Cum?

Blue Hell.... no, sorry, Nightcrawler is quite religious. He's too angelic for words.

[Guest Anglesault]

Bob Holly: I lost- plain and simple!

"What do you want me to say, G? Faarooq beat me!" (It RHYMES~!)

 

-Ahmed

[Guest AndrewTS]

I'm assuming Alan Cumming = the actor who played Nightcrawler.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

You're correct, Andrew.

[Guest wrestlingbs]

Who in the blue hell is Alan Cum?

Boris, from Goldeneye.

 

"I am invincible!"