Guest ElectricRaccoon Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Ummm...Hello? Brian Kendrick is the ideal partner... SPANKASS! ...that's just a scary thought. Scary because that's most likely what WWE will do... Team him with O'Haire (drop the O', though), give them a gimmick with some reason for them to be announced in Spanish, and call them 'Haire y Ass.'
Murmuring Beast Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Bring Kanyon in with a Jesus gimmick and call them .. The Bible BASShers
Guest DerangedHermit Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 How about with Mideon? Naked Gunn!
ChrisMWaters Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 How about with Mideon? Naked Gunn! That gimmick would only work if they got Leslie Nielson to be their manager.
Guest Vitamin X Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 If Leslie Nielson got a chance to be their manager that would somehow make it watchable.
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Uh... Kidman? They could be Two Guys Named Billy. Okay, that blows, but I blew my creative load when I took Shawn, Sting, and DiBiase as manager and named them The Jesus Pals.
Guest D'Lo White Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 How about Bob Holly? So many great names to choose from....... Billy Bob Hardcore Ass The Newer Midnight Express
Adam Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 That 'Billy Bob' one cracked me up. They could have a gimmick like the Godwinns.
Guest AndrewTS Posted June 12, 2003 Report Posted June 12, 2003 You have a problem with Kurosawa movies? Of course not, he's great, one of the best ever. But you know the type I mean right? They see one anime, one puro match, and one Japanese movie, and all of a sudden they are experts on the Japanese culture and look down on anything from the US. Yeah...those types really annoy me, even though I dabble in anime-watching and seen some Kurosawa and a little bit of puro. And I did actually like the Billy and Chuck team. While they were only above average as far as match quality and were pushed for being "studs" (a short hoss in JR-ese--I *think*), they bumped and sold for Moore and Helms, and from then on I dug them a bit. Gunn as a singles, though? Ugh.
Guest Olympic Slam Posted June 12, 2003 Report Posted June 12, 2003 Uh... Kidman? They could be Two Guys Named Billy. Okay, that blows, but I blew my creative load when I took Shawn, Sting, and DiBiase as manager and named them The Jesus Pals. Their double-team finisher could be the Billy-to-Billy Overhead Suplex
Guest Bannable Offense Posted June 12, 2003 Report Posted June 12, 2003 With The Bushwackers: Ass-wackers With Randy Savage: Savage Ass Connection With a drunk, stoned Steven Regal: The Real Ass Men With Ultimate Warrior: Asstrucity or Blown Up in 5 Minutes or The PPV's Free With La Resistance: Ass Resistance With "Coach" Kevin Nash: Team Completely Un-over, Noticably Terrible ::does a "Mars Attacks" alien-style laugh:: Oh and you forgot one with Bob Holly: The team of the former Mr. Ass and former Sparky Plugg? What could be a more appropriate name than Skidmarks!
Guest D'Lo White Posted June 12, 2003 Report Posted June 12, 2003 Oh and you forgot one with Bob Holly: The team of the former Mr. Ass and former Sparky Plugg? What could be a more appropriate name than Skidmarks! What about the AssPluggers? Also since Jaime Noble isn't getting any kind of singles push, they might stick him with Billy amd form the team of "Jaime's Got a Gunn"
Guest BobbyWhioux Posted June 12, 2003 Report Posted June 12, 2003 Billy Gunn + Sean O'Haire = Ass O' Haire Billy Gunn + Rikishi = The Ass Men (if nothing else, another "gay tag team" gimmick should be enough to finally drag Rikishi down to Heat once and for all)
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted June 12, 2003 Report Posted June 12, 2003 Gunn & A-Train = AssTrain Gunn & Cena = Cenaass matt hardy = mattitude just like gunn = assatude
Guest ElectricRaccoon Posted June 12, 2003 Report Posted June 12, 2003 With "Coach" Kevin Nash: How could you mention teaming him with Nash and not suggest "Ass Masters" or "Ass Blasters"?
Guest Polish_Rifle Posted June 12, 2003 Report Posted June 12, 2003 Gunn + Sho Funaki = Sho-Ass or Ass-show
Guest Rob Edwards Posted June 12, 2003 Report Posted June 12, 2003 I actually agree with the Noble idea on a serious note, Jamie coul dcarry the teams workrate as the Ricky Morton while Billy gets the hot tags Just stick him with Rock and call them RockaRockaBilly
Guest Nevermortal Posted June 12, 2003 Report Posted June 12, 2003 Billy Gunn & HHH managed by Stephanie... TEAM ANAL
Guest tetsubeav Posted June 12, 2003 Report Posted June 12, 2003 Gunn + Sho Funaki = Sho-Ass or Ass-show Ahem... Sho-Gunn
Guest AndrewTS Posted June 12, 2003 Report Posted June 12, 2003 The Four Assmen = Triple H, Billy Gunn, some one else and...THE BOOTY MAN! Teaming with Snow--they could call their finish the ASS PLOWER! Teaming with Jean Pierre Lafitte = The Ass Pirates.
Adam Posted June 12, 2003 Report Posted June 12, 2003 Or he could just be in a new stable with Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Hass and call themselves TEAM ASS!
Guest Goodear Posted June 13, 2003 Report Posted June 13, 2003 OR OR OR... he could just team with himself and be the ASS GUN! This really is not all the witty.
Guest Rob Edwards Posted June 13, 2003 Report Posted June 13, 2003 I suppose he could team with Hurricane and call themselves Ass-Wind but that would just be childish
Guest Redhawk Posted June 13, 2003 Report Posted June 13, 2003 I'm bored, so excuse any corniness... With Johnny Stamboli: BULLSHIT With Shawn Stasiak: PERFECT ASS or MECCA OF ASS With William Regal: POWER OF THE ASS With Nunzio: FINE BOOTY ITALIANS With Brock Lesnar: HERE COMES THE ASS With Mosh or Thrasher: THE ASS BANGERS With Spike Dudley: SPIKE TV With Scott Hall: DRUNKEN ASS
Guest The Flying Dutchman Posted June 13, 2003 Report Posted June 13, 2003 Or he could just be in a new stable with Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Hass and call themselves TEAM ASS! I DEMAND that the WWE do this right away. Jericho +Billy Gunn = Assoholics Rhyno + Billy Gunn = Ass Beast Brock + Billy Gunn = The Next Big Ass
Adam Posted June 14, 2003 Report Posted June 14, 2003 'Here Comes the Ass' just cracked me up. This is hell funny, but so, so childish. A couple more... Gunn + Mark Henry= The Worlds Strongest ASS Gunn + A-Train= Hairy Ass Gunn + Richards= Crazy Ass
Guest Redhawk Posted June 14, 2003 Report Posted June 14, 2003 With Trish Stratus: STRAT-ASS-FACTION With A-Train: SHAVE YOUR ASS With Charlie Haas: HAAS' ASS With Val Venis: Do they even need a name? With Scott Steiner: ANAL PEAKAGE
Adam Posted June 14, 2003 Report Posted June 14, 2003 Michael Cole: Well viewers, Billy Gunn and Brock Lesner will team up to take on Big Show and A-Train. It should be a great Main Event for SmackDown! *Brock Lesner's music hits* Tazz: Well, Here comes the Ass!
Guest jtronx Posted June 14, 2003 Report Posted June 14, 2003 I've never seen the Bashams in action (I don't watch that much of SD anymore), but they're too green to be on TV yet So you've never seen them, but you're qualified to comment on how they wrestle? Go get an OVW tape, they are both very good - hell, Doug had a match with Benoit last September that was better than almost anything I've seen on WWE TV in the last year, and I've heard lots of good things about his recent match with Nick Dinsmore for the OVW title...
Guest BobbyWhioux Posted June 14, 2003 Report Posted June 14, 2003 For some reason, reading "Here Comes The Ass" makes me think of a Demolition Rehash. Bring back Bryan Adams, and we could have Demolition 2K3: Ass and Crush. Billy Gunn + Vince McMahon: Team Asshole Billy Gunn + Juventud Guererra: Ass Juice Billy Gunn + Matt Hardy (or any MFer): Assitude Billy Gunn + Steve Blackman: The Lethal Ass Weapon
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