Guest Bannable Offense Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Hardy Boyz Light Up Pendant "Xpand Your Imagi-Nation"? Releasing this one even though the wrestler that inspired it was fired over a month ago. GENIUS! Triple H Inflatable Hammer You have got to be kidding me... There's quite a bit more stuff there with the latest update, but it's not even worth my time to post it.
Guest the pinjockey Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 The Triple H Sipper Cup on the things you might like part of the hammer page is awesome. Triple H Sipper Cup "No one's going to mess with your choice of beverage (whether it's milk, fruit juice or soda) if our Superstars have anything to say about it."
ChrisMWaters Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Yeah, THIS will REALLY help Angle's cause... However, to make Smarks happy...is this
ChrisMWaters Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Seriously, an INFLATABLE HAND?!? RVD has them too...
Guest Space_Cowboy Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Good to see the WWE keeps on putting out stupid crap no one with a brain would purchase.
Guest Downhome Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 When I get paid here pretty soon, I'm going to be buying myself one of those sleeveless Mr. America shirts for my workouts. Seriously, I am, all the while I listen to the Real American song, ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhh.
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 The HHH inflatable hammer is GOLD~!
Adam Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 What's next, "Triple-H Steroids" Hey Kids! You too can have multiple leg injuries in later life! With every purchace, you get a FREE Kevin Nash Pack with Shampoo and Conditioner!
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Bonus points to the first person to toss the inflatable hammer at HHH on TV! And whats the deal, I guess inflatable stuff can sell for a higher price than the foam stuff that they used to sell for a long time. *Goes and digs up his hacksaw foam 2x4..* HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Murmuring Beast Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 At least with the inflatable one, you don't have to put your hand over the metal bit to stop skull crackage.
Guest Dufflecoat Supreme Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 I can't wait to see Triple H actually use that inflatable hammer, and see his opponent being forced to sell it.
Mecha Mummy Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 How long until we get the HBK Bible that has all mentions of god, Jesus, and all saints with Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman, and Justin Credible?
Guest CanadianChick Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Who thinks of this shit? An inflatable hammer? And inflatable hand? A light up pendant (don't worry, Hardy's aren't the only ones! RVD has one too! So does Rey!)? Stop with the crack guys.
Guest BifEverchad Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 What do I want for my birthday this year? YES!!!!!
Guest fazzle Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 "Why no, of course we don't market our product to children."
Guest ISportsFan Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Doesn't this look a lot like Bebop in the Turtles III video game? Jason
Guest Mattdotcom Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 That hammer needs about fifteen more HHH logos before I buy it.
ChrisMWaters Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 I still say, by the way, that the Kurt Angle keychain looks like a member of the 3 Stooges.
Adam Posted June 11, 2003 Report Posted June 11, 2003 Yeah, it kinda does look like one of them, or a Buddhist.
Guest MillenniumMan831 Posted June 12, 2003 Report Posted June 12, 2003 (Strummin' his foam Slapnuts guitar) Whoa . . . hey there. Umm, I actually have those two key chains as they came with BTWS2 and Armageddon. To be honest, I haven't even taken SurSer, Armageddon, NWO, or WMXIX out of the shrink wrap yet. I have no interest to watch them, but I'm a tape collector. Sue me.
Guest Random Hero Posted June 12, 2003 Report Posted June 12, 2003 Maybe such products aren't aimed at 20 somethings?
Toshiaki Koala Posted June 12, 2003 Report Posted June 12, 2003 Well, if they're going to continue releasing products after the wrestlers have been fired, why not go ahead with that Jake Roberts inflatable crackpipe they had planned a while back?
Guest Rob Edwards Posted June 12, 2003 Report Posted June 12, 2003 If they bring out an inflatable Rey mask I'm THERE Walking around with a giant head appeals to me somehow Of course your ears would rupture if someone popped the damn thing but hey who needs ears anyway? I wouldn't have to listen to another HHH promo
Guest Polish_Rifle Posted June 12, 2003 Report Posted June 12, 2003 They should make a HHH key chain so he can hold my keys down all day long.
Guest Rob Edwards Posted June 12, 2003 Report Posted June 12, 2003 If they make an HHH glass ceiling then I'll pay any price!
Guest Polish_Rifle Posted June 12, 2003 Report Posted June 12, 2003 I’ll buy a Chris Jericho pooper scooper.
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