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[Guest Bannable Offense]

Hardy Boyz Light Up Pendant "Xpand Your Imagi-Nation"? Releasing this one even though the wrestler that inspired it was fired over a month ago. GENIUS!

 

Triple H Inflatable Hammer You have got to be kidding me...

 

There's quite a bit more stuff there with the latest update, but it's not even worth my time to post it.

[Guest the pinjockey]

The Triple H Sipper Cup on the things you might like part of the hammer page is awesome.

 

 

 

Triple H Sipper Cup

 

"No one's going to mess with your choice of beverage (whether it's milk, fruit juice or soda) if our Superstars have anything to say about it."

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Yeah, THIS will REALLY help Angle's cause...

 

However, to make Smarks happy...is this

[Guest bravesfan]

 

Seriously, an INFLATABLE HAND?!?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

 

Seriously, an INFLATABLE HAND?!?

RVD has them too...

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

Good to see the WWE keeps on putting out stupid crap no one with a brain would purchase.

[Guest Downhome]

When I get paid here pretty soon, I'm going to be buying myself one of those sleeveless Mr. America shirts for my workouts.

 

Seriously, I am, all the while I listen to the Real American song, ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhh.

[Guest Hogan Made Wrestling]

The HHH inflatable hammer is GOLD~!

[Guest Mole]

What's next, "Triple-H Steroids"

[Adam 0]

What's next, "Triple-H Steroids"

Hey Kids! You too can have multiple leg injuries in later life! With every purchace, you get a FREE Kevin Nash Pack with Shampoo and Conditioner!

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Bonus points to the first person to toss the inflatable hammer at HHH on TV!

 

And whats the deal, I guess inflatable stuff can sell for a higher price than the foam stuff that they used to sell for a long time.

 

*Goes and digs up his hacksaw foam 2x4..*

 

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Murmuring Beast 0]

At least with the inflatable one, you don't have to put your hand over the metal bit to stop skull crackage.

[Guest Dufflecoat Supreme]

I can't wait to see Triple H actually use that inflatable hammer, and see his opponent being forced to sell it.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

How long until we get the HBK Bible that has all mentions of god, Jesus, and all saints with Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman, and Justin Credible?

[Guest CanadianChick]

Who thinks of this shit? An inflatable hammer? And inflatable hand? A light up pendant (don't worry, Hardy's aren't the only ones! RVD has one too! So does Rey!)? Stop with the crack guys.

[Guest BifEverchad]

What do I want for my birthday this year?

 

 

YES!!!!!

[Guest fazzle]

"Why no, of course we don't market our product to children."

[Guest ISportsFan]

 

Doesn't this look a lot like Bebop in the Turtles III video game?

 

Jason

[Guest Mattdotcom]

That hammer needs about fifteen more HHH logos before I buy it.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I still say, by the way, that the Kurt Angle keychain looks like a member of the 3 Stooges.

[Adam 0]

Yeah, it kinda does look like one of them, or a Buddhist.

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

(Strummin' his foam Slapnuts guitar)

 

Whoa . . . hey there. Umm, I actually have those two key chains as they came with BTWS2 and Armageddon. To be honest, I haven't even taken SurSer, Armageddon, NWO, or WMXIX out of the shrink wrap yet. I have no interest to watch them, but I'm a tape collector. Sue me.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I was thinking Little Buddha myself

[Guest Random Hero]

Maybe such products aren't aimed at 20 somethings?

[Guest Polish_Rifle]

I want an inflatable HBK bible!

[Toshiaki Koala 0]

Well, if they're going to continue releasing products after the wrestlers have been fired, why not go ahead with that Jake Roberts inflatable crackpipe they had planned a while back?

[Guest Rob Edwards]

If they bring out an inflatable Rey mask I'm THERE

 

Walking around with a giant head appeals to me somehow

 

Of course your ears would rupture if someone popped the damn thing but hey who needs ears anyway? I wouldn't have to listen to another HHH promo

[Guest Polish_Rifle]

They should make a HHH key chain so he can hold my keys down all day long.

[Guest Rob Edwards]

If they make an HHH glass ceiling then I'll pay any price!

[Guest Polish_Rifle]

I’ll buy a Chris Jericho pooper scooper.