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Guest Special K
Posted

Through my time at this forum, there have been some pretty damn good wrestling nicknames, among my favorite, Lesnar as the vanilla gorilla, and the awesome HGH. Anyone else got some clever ones?

 

I'll start since Glen Jacobs was Unabomb and Kane, he = UniTard

Guest wwefanc419
Posted

Mick Foley=(New One)The Masked Mandible

Randy Orton=3'rd Generation A$$ Kicker

Guest wwefanc419
Posted

Spike Dudley=The Little One

Christopher Nowinski=Masked Bitch

Rodney Mack=Mackster

Shane McMahon=DOLLA

Stevie Ray and Booker T=Black Lightning

Guest The Upright Man
Posted
Mick Foley=(New One)The Masked Mandible

Randy Orton=3'rd Generation A$$ Kicker

Spike Dudley=The Little One

Christopher Nowinski=Masked Bitch

Rodney Mack=Mackster

Shane McMahon=DOLLA

Stevie Ray and Booker T=Black Lightning

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??? Awful, just awful.

Guest subliminal_animal
Posted
Mick Foley=(New One)The Masked Mandible

That's a new name? I could've sworn they already cashed in on this obvious stroke of brillianceness already.

 

Randy Orton=3'rd Generation A$$ Kicker

There's your high point, folks!

 

And what's with the "$$"? Worried about what Net Nanny will report to mama bear about your unsavory doings-about?

 

Or maybe it's foreshadowing ...

 

Spike Dudley=The Little One

HOLY SHIT YOU ARE EMBARRA$$ING (yourself, and if this gets out, anyone who has ever had a relationship with you that didn't involve shaking you down for lunch money on hot taco day).

 

Christopher Nowinski=Masked Bitch

He should call himself this. And they could put it in his entrance video, too, 'cause it all makes real nice sense.

 

Rodney Mack=Mackster

You fucking suck at this, sorry.

 

Stevie Ray and Booker T=Black Lightning

You probably fucking suck at everything, sorry.

 

Shane McMahon=DOLLA

Richie Rich's canine companion with a street edge?

 

Seriously, you idiot, I couldn't stop laughing after that one. It'd be great if he actually used this.

 

"That's right, dad ... DOLLA has returned! OHYEAH!"

 

"Scott Steiner, they don't holler for you, OHNO ... they HOLLA ... FOR THE DOLLA$$$$$$$$CHINGCHINGCHINGCHINGCHINGCHING"

Guest netslob
Posted

here's a few i use regularly:

 

Undertaker: Dead Weight Inc.

 

Austin: Wife Beater 3:16

 

Roddy Piper: Grounds Keeper Roddy

 

Sean O'Haire: Brenden Fraser's Evil Twin

 

HHH: Pharmaceutical Assassin

 

Zach Gowen: Unipod (as opposed to tripod)

 

Ric Flair: LUCHA FLAIR~! (whenever he jumps off the top)

 

Christian and Jericho: The "Eh" Team (finisher: the "Eh" Bomb)

Guest DawnBTVS
Posted
Roddy Piper: Grounds Keeper Roddy

That is awesome!

Guest Stunt Granny
Posted

Stephanie McMahon: The 10th and 11th wonder of the world.

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