Let's Rap About Other Posters

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Who's got da mad skillz?

 

 

Treble Charged:

Yo his name's Tim Moysey

he ain't no hick from Boise

Cuz he just don't know the spuds

and his posts are never duds WHAT?

Vancouver out to Halifax

lovin' TC he's the chief

and you know he lives and dies

for those Toronto Maple Leafs

[Guest HBK16]

umm...

[Guest bob_barron]

Word to yo mother fool

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Yo his name's Bob Barron

and that really sucks

he likes William Regal

and all those boring schmucks

If he had a life he wouldn't have 10822 posts

Stocks himself up on those sunday roasts

 

WORD~

[Murmuring Beast 0]

The name's Czech Republic

I can't get that to rhyme

He's at his computer a day at a time

The Republic, yea, that's in the east

And you know what that means

If you know what I mean

They like screwing their teens...

 

That wasn't as good.

[Guest HBK16]

Yo his name's Bob Barron

and that really sucks

he likes William Regal

and all those boring schmucks

If he had a life he wouldn't have 10822 posts

Stocks himself up on those sunday roasts

 

WORD~

BRILLIANT!

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Thank you~

 

For Life, Man.

[Guest HBK16]

I couldnt have done it better myself.

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

Lower your heads in shame....all of you.

Edited June 15, 2003 by Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Bob Barron:

 

All childhood photos are locked away

Now only known for taping TNA

Such a mark for Regal

Sent him a get well card

And hopes for his return

That he's pushed hard

But above all else

He keeps a goal in sight

In his dreams he screams

Live From New York It's SATURDAY NIGHT~!

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Hey, Rando, beeyatch

You think you're so tight

Stealing my gimmick in the middle of the night

Well let's have a show-down

just me and you

Believe it, after me, you'll be running to the loo

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Sorry there Beast

Didn't mean to get them panties in a knot

But remember i'm Amazing

And that name didn't come from no robot

 

 

 

just fucking around... i suck at freestylin...

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Hey, you say you suck

But you're not too bad

Getting it on, yea, it's real rad

Let's take on this board

which is full of freaks

taking it on to a whole new peak

[Guest Ghettoman]

You're all gay...

because I say....

so.

 

*five knuckle shuffles*

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Ghettoman

You're name is crap

You're mumma said so when you were taking a crap

you think you rock

but I'm the one

that'll boot your ....

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Murmuring Beast can't rap for shit

Hope he ain't hoping for a number 1 hit

All night long he waits for Badd Blood

but the show is gonna bomb like Saddam with his scuds

 

Rando and Beast both rappin their song

both those mothafuckas thinking they strong

now I'm gonna step in and this wont last long

Because like Chuck Berris

I'll BE BANGING YOUR GONG!

 

By the way next time you see her

Ask your mom how she felt

When I showed up at her door

Wearing nothing but my bullet belt

 

 

No hards guys...

[Guest DawnBTVS]

Damn Beast...

You're just a Brian Wilson mark

So instead of speaking, watch this spark

You can rhyme all day and all night

Too bad you seem to have lost your bite

That's okay though cuz ya try hard

However to me, you're just a balla' lard

Don't fret my man it's just a game

Tho my rhymes often ilicite shame

 

Not *THAT* bad for a 1st attempt

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Yo Thumbtack, you ain't nothing but trash

Scrimping and saving, looking for cash

Me, I've got talent ,I'm a success

Look down at your pants, you've just made a mess.

[Guest DawnBTVS]

Look at you red hot

Thinking you are what you are not

Bleeding black metal you say

Come on fool stop being so...nay

That thing won't fly here

But don't have a fear

 

Waiting for your comeback

Better make it ill not wack

And don't think you can upstage the master

Cuz I'm packing more then just a blaster

 

Your girl said she loves me tender

I'm better then a blender

I've got rhymes up the wazoo

Now can you handle or you gonna cry too?

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Hey Dawn, you think you're a Love God

I'm looking down and I've got a girl on my rod

You stay at home, and for porn you can thank

All night and all day you can have a ...

[Murmuring Beast 0]

I'm off to bed to pleasure some ladies

and you can reply, but you're all buts and maybes...

[Guest DawnBTVS]

Hey Beast you be stealing from Cena

Come on man don't be such a weiner

At least I don't need to pay cash

For girls or that medicinal hash

Unlike you Mr. money bags

Searching the streets for those old hags

 

Hey Mr. Irresistable come on be a man

Stop playing and get a real plan

Don't try and make a come back

Because I'll leave you laying on the floor like a sack

 

Don't worry it's all in fun

Cept for the thing I got called a gun

Journeyman that you are picking the fights

Keep on looking pal cause I'm out of your sights

[Guest Ghettoman]

Emphatically at it like an addict just drop that habit, keep in mind it's dicks for chix you silly rabbit.

 

*does backflip into shirt-less pose*

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

*ahem*

 

Ok, I haven't replied in this thread till this point

But I gotta reputation. Don't want to disappoint

'Cos I don't think I can hang with all of this profiling

I'm a skinny white Brit: I'm no god at freestyling

But people piss me off, so I try to start rhyming

But I ain't got the flow, and I ain't got the timing

So if I can't rap to right all of my wrongs

I'll expree my expressions in emoticons

 

 

Peace out.

[Guest DawnBTVS]

Bwahah....that ruled Chave

[Adam 0]

You guys are actually pretty damn good

I can't rap, I would if I could

 

And Im out.

[Guest TheGame2705]

They aren't rapping, they're rhyming words typed out on a monitor. Either way, you can tell when it's rap and not just rhyming lines. It's this thing called flow.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

They aren't rapping, they're rhyming words typed out on a monitor. Either way, you can tell when it's rap and not just rhyming lines. It's this thing called flow.

You mean I'm not an actual rapper?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck!

[Guest treble charged]

Treble Charged:

Yo his name's Tim Moysey

he ain't no hick from Boise

Cuz he just don't know the spuds

and his posts are never duds WHAT?

Vancouver out to Halifax

lovin' TC he's the chief

and you know he lives and dies

for those Toronto Maple Leafs

Uh, werd?

[Guest AM The Kid]

Shut yo mouth game

Our raps suck? You insane

Bring on your shit

Just like Benoit, make ya submit