Nunzio Cardozo Appreciation Thread

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I hate your asses.

 

No, seriously.

 

Bastards.

[Guest godthedog]

As for Nunzio, he doesn't even seem like a gimmick poster. He's just another in the long line of bland SmartMarks that inhabit this forum and uses sarcasm. If that's his gimmick then you people are easily entertained.

you just described yourself.

[Cherry Blossom Viscount 0]

As for Nunzio, he doesn't even seem like a gimmick poster. He's just another in the long line of bland SmartMarks that inhabit this forum and uses sarcasm. If that's his gimmick then you people are easily entertained.

you just described him perfectly.

Thank you.

[Guest CanadianChick]

The whole sexism rule is plumb stupid anyway.

Why is it stupid? If the sexist rule is stupid, is the racist rule stupid?

[Guest godthedog]

As for Nunzio, he doesn't even seem like a gimmick poster. He's just another in the long line of bland SmartMarks that inhabit this forum and uses sarcasm. If that's his gimmick then you people are easily entertained.

you just described him perfectly.

I just ripped off godthedog's quote-changing gimmick, and I admit it. I apologize dearly for it, and will never do it again, especially in response to this upcoming post, because if so it will start a war of quotes and he will never give up and I will never win.

it's okay. this time you're forgiven.

[Cherry Blossom Viscount 0]

As for Nunzio, he doesn't even seem like a gimmick poster. He's just another in the long line of bland SmartMarks that inhabit this forum and uses sarcasm. If that's his gimmick then you people are easily entertained.

you just described him perfectly.

I just ripped off godthedog's quote-changing gimmick, and I admit it. I apologize dearly for it, and will never do it again, especially in response to this upcoming post, because if so it will start a war of quotes and he will never give up and I will never win.

it's okay. i actually realize that it's not a gimmick, just a quirk i was the first to manipulate, and that in itself is arguable as quote changing has been possible for awhile, even on the most rare of boards, the old cbs wrestleline forum in particular.

It's okay godthedog, quote changing technology is a gem of a weapon and I understand your need to take credit for it's creation. We shall let this one slip under the rug.

 

The sexism rule is stupid because so called "sexist" terms, including, but not limited to; cunt, bitch, whore, and perhaps ho, are commom words used in everyday language. Yes, bitch and whore are derogatory words used towards women, but jerk and asshole are used towards men and those are not considered sexist. The fact that a poster (although not a well liked one) was banned for calling a female gimmick poster a "cunt" shows the flaws in this rule.

 

The racism rule is not stupid because niggER, coon, porch monkey, kike, and dirty jew are not used in everyday language. I believe cracker, and honkey should be added as well, but you could argue those are common words.

[Guest godthedog]

well, coon, porch monkey and the like are offensive in the first place. nobody on this board would be offended if you called them honky or cracker.

 

MEIOF was generally an asshole, the cunt remark wasn't the be-all, end-all of his reasons for being banned. i myself have used the word cunt many times on the board & never got reprimanded for it.

[Guest Nunzio Cardozo]

We can talk about the sexist rule all day, but the bottom line is this is the Nunzio Cardozo Appreciation Thread, and we should keep it on topic. Thus, all comments should be directed at or about me.

 

If you want to talk about the sexist rule, that is fine, but it must incorporate me in some way. For instance, my brief altercation with Canadian Chick resulting in a warning and near-bannage. Would there have been an outcry of that pedigree if I had said similar things to a male poster? This is one such "ice breaker" or "point of debate" from which this thread can continue, but remember, my name, Nunzio Cardozo, must be mentioned at least once per reply.

 

Thank you for your cooperation and support. The Nunzio Cardozo Appreciation Thread means so much to me, and knowing that I am an invaluable member of the Smart Marks community is so reassuring. My godlike status on this board to will now be used put over other posters. I gave Canadian Chick the rub yesterday, and look where she is as a result. I will put my newfound heel heat to others' advantage. Who will I "make" next? Who the fuck knows. But rest assured I will be the most progressive and selfless top heel since Paul Muthafuckin' Levesque.

 

~ Nunzio Cardozo

[Adam 0]

Ah, yeah, you just go on right ahead, you have lost my respect ever since that CC comment dude.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

First you intro your post in the SBTB thread with "Hey boys" then you start a gimmick where you pretend to be a sex kitten who constantly fucks Banky?

 

I'm beginning to wonder which team you're playing for Zack.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

First you intro your post in the SBTB thread with "Hey boys" then you start a gimmick where you pretend to be a sex kitten who constantly fucks Banky?

Considering most people knew it was me, but some people (like yourself) played flirty/drooled with "her", I find that to be the humorous event of the day here.

 

And since when is it wrong to say "Hey guys", "hey boys", or something of the like? Apparently you're the only one who took it in some homphobic context. I think you're taking things a little too far with that. If I had said "Sup, playaz", would you have accused me of "acting black"? You're stretching, Zsasz.

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

I don't know who

this Nunzio Cardozo

bloke is, but this

appreciation thread is

chock full of salad

tossing gheyness.

 

Bravo, gents!

 

As you were.

[Guest goodhelmet]

First you intro your post in the SBTB thread with "Hey boys" then you start a gimmick where you pretend to be a sex kitten who constantly fucks Banky?

Considering most people knew it was me, but some people (like yourself) played flirty/drooled with "her", I find that to be the humorous event of the day here.

 

And since when is it wrong to say "Hey guys", "hey boys", or something of the like? Apparently you're the only one who took it in some homphobic context. I think you're taking things a little too far with that. If I had said "Sup, playaz", would you have accused me of "acting black"? You're stretching, Zsasz.

i don't know man. i think having a pic of the saved by the bell guy is bordering on homosexuality. maybe you need to explore or find your true inner-self. now, if you ad a pic of any various star wars characters or wrestling superstars then that would be a perfectly heterosexual display of fandom.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

First you intro your post in the SBTB thread with "Hey boys" then you start a gimmick where you pretend to be a sex kitten who constantly fucks Banky?

Considering most people knew it was me, but some people (like yourself) played flirty/drooled with "her", I find that to be the humorous event of the day here.

 

And since when is it wrong to say "Hey guys", "hey boys", or something of the like? Apparently you're the only one who took it in some homphobic context. I think you're taking things a little too far with that. If I had said "Sup, playaz", would you have accused me of "acting black"? You're stretching, Zsasz.

i don't know man. i think having a pic of the saved by the bell guy is bordering on homosexuality. maybe you need to explore or find your true inner-self. now, if you ad a pic of any various star wars characters or wrestling superstars then that would be a perfectly heterosexual display of fandom.

I'm not that big of a Star Wars fan, gh.

 

::ducks::

 

Besides, what does having a pic of someone have to do with anything. CWM has Kurt Cobain, etc. That doesn't say boo, other than the fact that my nickname is Zack, hence the appearance of the picture in my avatar.

[Guest goodhelmet]

i wasn't being serious zach. maybe i should have added the smilie to ward off any offenive or disparaging remarks you would have for me for daring to question your sexual preferences.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

i wasn't being serious zach. maybe i should have added the smilie to ward off any offenive or disparaging remarks you would have for me for daring to question your sexual preferences.

Feh, don't take it personal. No harm done. I've just had a hell of a weekend, coupled with the fact that I'm cooped up at work. I'll be a little less surly after kicking a few back tonight post-work, though I'm sure RAW will send me right back into a pissy mood, lol.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

What is it about people getting banned a few weeks after they've got an appreciation thread. First Banky, now Nunzio.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

I'm doubting it's any kind of juju. I'm thinking it's a code, but that belief is subject to change.

 

And Nunzio had some nice moments, so too bad he did whatever he did to get himself banned.

[Guest CanadianChick]

So, what was the final nail in the coffin? How did he get banned?

[Guest subliminal_animal]

I think he thought of calling you names again.

[Guest Mr Monday Night]

Nunzio Cardozo was banned because he admitted to being Soupbone, a previously banned member. Unfortunately he also got me banned seeing as how we are both from the same house, and therefore, share the same IP. The admin however was kind enough to unban my IP so that I wouldn't be screwed over because my brother is a retard. I was like most of you amused by his antics, but whatever, he DID break the TOS...

[Guest Nevermortal]

This is a sad day.

[Guest Choken One]

Nunzio Cardozo was banned because he admitted to being Soupbone, a previously banned member. Unfortunately he also got me banned seeing as how we are both from the same house, and therefore, share the same IP. The admin however was kind enough to unban my IP so that I wouldn't be screwed over because my brother is a retard. I was like most of you amused by his antics, but whatever, he DID break the TOS...

How are ya from the same house?

[Guest Eagan469]

seriously - isn't this how Nunzio got back in last time, by having you get the IP unbanned?

 

what would stop him from coming on again with a different screen name?

 

and how do we know you aren't one and the same?

 

why do I care?

 

:: shrugs shoulders ::

[Adam 0]

I liked (most) of his work, and I know he will be missed by some of you. Or forgotten in a week or two.

[Guest Mr Monday Night]

Nunzio Cardozo was banned because he admitted to being Soupbone, a previously banned member.  Unfortunately he also got me banned seeing as how we are both from the same house, and therefore, share the same IP.  The admin however was kind enough to unban my IP so that I wouldn't be screwed over because my brother is a retard.  I was like most of you amused by his antics, but whatever, he DID break the TOS...

How are ya from the same house?

He's my brother...

[Guest Mr Monday Night]

seriously - isn't this how Nunzio got back in last time, by having you get the IP unbanned?

 

what would stop him from coming on again with a different screen name?

 

and how do we know you aren't one and the same?

 

why do I care?

 

:: shrugs shoulders ::

the admin unbanned the IP cuz he knows I've been posting here longer than any of my brother's gimmicks. the reason he isn't posting again is because his email was banned, and he doesn't really have an urge to anymore. we aren't one in the same because I could never manage to come up with some of the clever things he said.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

seriously - isn't this how Nunzio got back in last time, by having you get the IP unbanned?

 

what would stop him from coming on again with a different screen name?

 

and how do we know you aren't one and the same?

 

why do I care?

 

:: shrugs shoulders ::

the admin unbanned the IP cuz he knows I've been posting here longer than any of my brother's gimmicks. the reason he isn't posting again is because his email was banned, and he doesn't really have an urge to anymore. we aren't one in the same because I could never manage to come up with some of the clever things he said.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Nunzio Cardozo was banned because he admitted to being Soupbone, a previously banned member.  Unfortunately he also got me banned seeing as how we are both from the same house, and therefore, share the same IP.  The admin however was kind enough to unban my IP so that I wouldn't be screwed over because my brother is a retard.  I was like most of you amused by his antics, but whatever, he DID break the TOS...

How are ya from the same house?

I would tell you to read it again, but he already handed you the answer like you were a fucking millionaire or something. Fucking lucky one more time, huh?

 

I liked (most) of his work, and I know he will be missed by some of you.  Or forgotten in a week or two.

I wish you would go to back to "work" forever, and then "most" (actually all of us) or "some" of us (still all of us) wouldn't "miss" you. After your departure, the cold hardness of fact will confirmed upon your unmarked grave—that is, that no one "liked" you.

 

we aren't one in the same because I could never manage to come up with some of the clever things he said.

That was adorable and heartwarming. A testament to the human experience.