Guest Mr Monday Night Report post Posted June 17, 2003 I love the Yahoo! WWE chatrooms. They are filled with up to the minute news and rumors from some of the business's top insiders. For example, one time when I was in the room, I learned the Miss Elizabeth was killed by a paid assasin hired by Vince McMahon because Liz wouldn't join the WWE. The assasin's name: Macho Man Randy Savage. Apparently this wasn't the first time McMahon has hired Savage to do his dirty work. Yes, it was the Macho Man who cut Owen Hart's rope back at Over the Edge IYH. Apparently McMahon and Hart were in contract disputes because Owen wasn't able to get Brett to come back. Rumor has it Vince McMahon is planning on killing any wrestlers who do not sign to his WWE. First WCW, then the WORLD!!! Some other interesting rumors was that Jeff Hardy was released from the WWE because he was using ecstacy before all of his matches, and that Triple H is banging the boss's daughter in order to get some stroke in the comany to hold young up-and-comer's down. I don't know where they heard that last one, but it sounds a little far fetched to me... Do you have any HALARIOUS or just plain sad stories from the Yahoo! WWE chatroom. I think it would be funny to hear what some of the wacky Yahooligans will come up with next! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2003 WWF room soundbite: "I thought RAW sucked because I hate Mae Young" from either a girl, or a gay guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2003 jeff_hardy_king_of_xtreme: i agree michaels is hot jeff_hardy_king_of_xtreme: i wont turn gay for him tho Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted June 17, 2003 God...I use to hate wwf.com chatrooms. You just had the same dozen guys doing the: Asshole: Hey, what's your name? GUY: Why? Asshole: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WWF chat was the drizzling shits. Although I did make my first tape trade there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted June 17, 2003 The people that get on the mic are more entertaining. There was a guy who used a macho man gimmick and there always seems to be an insider there wanting to tell the world where the old wrestlers are now, such as Blackjack Mulligan is a real estate salesman. Lets not forget the disgruntled indy wrestler either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagan469 Report post Posted June 17, 2003 I pretended I was Kevin Nash a few months back in a WWE.com chat and Wahoo McDaniel's niece hit on me I posted a transcript of that somewhere on here, it was funny as hell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagan469 Report post Posted June 17, 2003 Found it! My conversation on WWE.com (I am SO going to hell for this): <NashWWE> yes... *elisabeth1* prove you are the real nash <NashWWE> how so? <NashWWE> we're in a text chatroom, what do you want me to do *elisabeth1* who got you into wrestling <NashWWE> a number of people, including Diamond Dallas Page and Tully Blanchard <NashWWE> nice guys *elisabeth1* yes I know <NashWWE> are you a fan of mine? *elisabeth1* since the beginning *elisabeth1* i used to live next door to ddp in atlanta <NashWWE> much appriciated, it means alot <NashWWE> really? very cool *elisabeth1* miss you and scott <NashWWE> Scott's doing alright, still has his issues, but he loves his kids <NashWWE> and that's all that really matters *elisabeth1* i am so glad i was worried about him <NashWWE> he's fine, don't worry *elisabeth1* wrestling sucks here lately <NashWWE> where? <NashWWE> Atlanta? *elisabeth1* in the south *elisabeth1* south carolina <NashWWE> you were a WCW fan? *elisabeth1* nwo wolfpac fan <NashWWE> have you ever seen NWA:TNA? *elisabeth1* yes <NashWWE> the Jarretts are running it, it's doing well *elisabeth1* as a matter of fact you have met me before <NashWWE> better refresh my memory *elisabeth1* 54 blonde blue eyes real name is tara <NashWWE> how old? *elisabeth1* 25? <NashWWE> where? <NashWWE> did you meet me? *elisabeth1* bi lo center green ville sc <NashWWE> we didn't, you know, "do" anything, did we? *elisabeth1* no <NashWWE> just checkin' *elisabeth1* i wished but no *elisabeth1* lol <NashWWE> aww, thanks *elisabeth1* want me to refresh your memory more <NashWWE> shoot *elisabeth1* you saw me break a guys arm after he touched my harley <NashWWE> OH SHIT! <NashWWE> now I remember, heh *elisabeth1* i thought that would do it <NashWWE> you're a tough gal *elisabeth1* well when you have wrestlers in your family you have to be *elisabeth1* and bein the only girl did not help <NashWWE> professional wrestlers *elisabeth1* yes <NashWWE> who *elisabeth1* wahoo is my uncle <NashWWE> great man, God bless him *elisabeth1* thanks *elisabeth1* he made me make him a promise though *elisabeth1* that i would never get into wrestling <NashWWE> it's time consuming to say the least *elisabeth1* as much as tom zenk has tried <NashWWE> what about Z-Man? <NashWWE> he has an internet column now I think *elisabeth1* yes I know *elisabeth1* hey e mail me some time <NashWWE> address? *elisabeth1* [email protected] *elisabeth1* gotta go <NashWWE> I'll try if I get a chance <NashWWE> alright *elisabeth1* cool *elisabeth1* have a good night <NashWWE> nice chatting with you Tara *elisabeth1* you to <NashWWE> night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nunzio Cardozo Report post Posted June 17, 2003 One time I pretended to be a 5'4" blonde-haired 25-year-old girl named Tara so some fag could jerk off thinking he was talking to a female. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scalded Dog Report post Posted June 18, 2003 LOL. Nunzio ownz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Ahhhh, Nunzio, I'm afraid we've met before.... ugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Classic Yahoo Rumor Thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ManKinnd Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Nunzio remains to be my friggin' hero. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Detective Comics 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2003 One time I pretended to be a 5'4" blonde-haired 25-year-old girl named Tara so some fag could jerk off thinking he was talking to a female. Utterly Hilarious! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Most of the time its kids wanting to e-fed a match or go gay cyber with anybody willing to pay attention. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Agent_Bond34 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2003 Don't forget those little chat room groups they start. You talk shit about one "member" of the "group" and the rest go after you. It's pretty funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2003 One time a chick contacted me on AIM, thinking I was Stevie Richards. That was...erm...interesting. Of course, I sorta played along. Like asking how much she likes Stevie, why, etc. She also contacted a buddy of mine, Rhyno_Gerin or somethin' like that, thinking he was the real Rhyno. *sigh* This chick must've never heard of RolePlaying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nunzio Cardozo Report post Posted June 19, 2003 I guess not, considering the roleplaying you have in mind requires two "Freakzilla" shirts and a dildo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2003 I guess not, considering the roleplaying you have in mind requires two "Freakzilla" shirts and a dildo. Umm....eww. Actually, I don't cyber at all anymore, fyi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted June 19, 2003 I guess not, considering the roleplaying you have in mind requires two "Freakzilla" shirts and a dildo. Umm....eww. Actually, I don't cyber at all anymore, fyi. Get her, Nunzio. We want you too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2003 I am just waiting for Nunzio's comeback for that one. He is my new hero. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Agent_Bond34 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2003 I can see why everyone likes Nunzio so much. This guy is comedic gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2003 If we had another poster tournament.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
