{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2003 To pass the time till the real Smackdown spoilers are posted try to come up with a fake show worse than the real thing. Job Kurt Angle clean to Albert. Have Brian Hebner crown himself crusierweight champion after changing the rules mid-match. Have A Big Show-Billy Gunn-Torrie Wilson three-way. Have fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Torrie vs. Nidia in a 60 Minute Iron Woman Match. Big Show beats Brock for the title in 3 minutes with the Chokeslam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Mr America and Vince McMahon compete in a two hour ALL AMERICAN-ATHALON!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Mr America and Vince McMahon compete in a two hour ALL AMERICAN-ATHALON!!! I assume this will be a reinactment of the American Gladiators. I can't wait for the GIANT Q-TIP BATTLE OF DEATH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Who wouldn't love to nail Vince in the head with that tennisball gun? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagan469 Report post Posted June 18, 2003 *SPOILER* Ultimate Warrior jobs to A-Train! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Naked Mideon returns to the WWE with the Hardcore belt, and says it is now the Hardcore Porn belt. The rules are simple: full penetration is allowed, and the last wrestler to ejaculate wins. He then announces the first match, a fatal four way between himself, The Big Show, A-Train and Vince, which ends in a 60 minute time-limit draw. Beat that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate Report post Posted June 18, 2003 CW- Sgt. Slaughter def. Rey Mysterio in 1:14 via submission to the Cobra Clutch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagan469 Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Beat that! You made a funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Naked Rikishi, Mark Henry, Vicera returning from the dead(and NwaTna) bringing with him Cheex in a battle for the right to become Maid of honour for Steph's wedding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Undertaker wins a Cruiserweight Gauntlet and becomes the new Cruiserweight Champion after countering a Bronco Buster to a Last Ride. Rey tears his groin in the process. Taker then cuts a 20 minute promo. Phrases such as "big dog," "my yard," "X years of destruction" are mentioned as Cole jacks off while moaning "Dead Man Inc!" Nathan Jones and Sean O'Haire win the tag team titles in a 2 minute squash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2003 I've always supported making A-Train grow a Mohawk and wrestle as Zangeif(sp?) from Street Fighter 2. I'd mark for a Jump Spinning Piledriver. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Quick Results: Cheex d. Funaki, Noble, Kendrick, Kidman, Crash, Moore, Hardy, and Rey to win the Cruiserweight Championship Mr. America makes out with Stephanie McMahon while Sable films. Zach Gowen is laughed at by other wrestlers and then Vince fires him in a shoot. David Flair returns and squashes Benoit AND Rhyno. HHH d. Big Show AND Brock Lesnar to win the WWE Title and unifies it with the World Heavyweight title. He then cuts a fourty minute promo talking about how good he is, and he challenges Mr. America to a match at Vengeance; winner gets Steph. End show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2003 In a WM9 like swerve Mr. America comes in and wins the title from Big Show shortly after Big Show wins the title from Brock. Zach Gowen debuts as a Peg Leg Pirate complete with eye patch, and the return of "Frankie" as his pet Parrot. The WWE signs Oklahoma cause they need more former Cruiserweight champions. Oklahoma then beats Rey for the title. Benoit runs the Hoss gauntlet in which he jobs to every one of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted June 18, 2003 I've always supported making A-Train grow a Mohawk and wrestle as Zangeif(sp?) from Street Fighter 2. I'd mark for a Jump Spinning Piledriver. I said that in a SD thread a few months ago!! That actually would be an amusing idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Great Minds think alike. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2003 The father of Torrie Wilson gets married, while in his underwear, to Dawn Marie. On their honeymoon, he has a heartattack after sex. At the funeral, Dawn will then attack Torrie with a lamp. Beat that ! Nobody can come up with an idea worse than that ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D'Lo White Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Chris Benoit then has sex with the dead body of Torrie's father to set up the Torrie/Benoit feud. I think we all know who's winning this feud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Chris Benoit then has sex with the dead body of Torrie's father to set up the Torrie/Benoit feud. I think we all know who's winning this feud. Yep Triple H. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Chris Benoit then has sex with the dead body of Torrie's father to set up the Torrie/Benoit feud. I think we all know who's winning this feud. I think you forgot one important part. Ten years ago, Chris Benoit was in a car with Torrie's father. Benoit wanted to have sex with him, but Al refused. On the ride home, there was a car crash and Al Wilson was killed. Later, at the crime scene, semen was found inside Al's body. But the question is, and this IS a good one, did Benoit have sex with Al before or after his death ? -This, of course, will all be revealed by HHH before he squashes Benoit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D'Lo White Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Maybe Triple H dressed as Torrie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Smackdown Shocker: Mr America Revealed to be Teddy Long who now unmasked will continue to fued with Mr. McMahon over Steph's Love in a Sable on a pole match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Maybe Triple H dressed as Torrie? Nah. Then Stephanie would have to depush Triple H for being too fat to attract the common male today. She did it with Nidia, and Torrie Wilson will only be a matter of time. My prediction: After completing this spectacular male soap-opera angle revolving around Al Wilson, Vince McMahon will put together a Judy Wilson on a Forklift match between Torrie Wilson and Dawn Marie. There, Torrie will win again. Later in the night, Triple H and Chris Benoit will battle in a "First to use the sledgehammer wins" match. Triple H will win in 4 seconds. Now that's a monster-sized Smackdown ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Slapnuts00 Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Big Show beats Brock for the title in 3 minutes with the Chokeslam. You mean, AGAIN? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted June 18, 2003 Big Show brings out a replacement for his match w/ Brock - a midget he dubs Mini-Brock (complete w/ a pint-sized version of the "happy dance"). Show clocks Brock w/ the belt, enabling Mini-Brock to win the title. The next week, Mini-Brock prevails in a gauntlet match, cleanly beating Angle, Benoit, Rhyno, & Eddy. Mini-Brock is booked to hold the title to WM XX, where he'll face HHH in a unification match. HHH squashes him, grabs the mic to exclaim "I am better than anyone in the fed!" Steph makes googly eyes, and shrieks "Oh, Hunter!" Meanwhile, Brock, still loopy from the belt-shot, thinks he's the WWE's newest Diva. He gets booked to lose to Torrie Wilson in weekly bra-and-panties matches. Kurt Angle gets moved to Raw, where he becomes Test's bumbling flunky bodyguard. His new catchphrase: "You've failed the Test." He says this right before getting beat up by Test's opponents and/or Test. Taker & Rikishi team up to form THE TAG TEAM THAT NEVER JOBS! Eh, that's it for now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
