Guest edge007 Report post Posted June 19, 2003 Let's see if we can come up with either: 100 reasons why Goldberg is better than Steiner or 100 reasons why Steiner is better than Goldberg First person to reply gets the choice. So go on! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted June 19, 2003 How about 100 reasons that this thread will never be as great as the 100 reasons Bossman is better than Goldberg thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted June 19, 2003 Reason One as to why Steiner is better than Goldberg: Managed to actually have **** matches. Reason Two as to why Steiner is better than Goldberg: At least Steiner has the excuse of injuries plauging him from being able to perform like he used to be able to. Thus Steiner now sucks. What's Goldberg's excuse for sucking period? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BifEverchad Report post Posted June 19, 2003 Reason 3: Scott Steiner managed to wrestle Bret Hart, several times before, without damn near KILLING Bret, and eventually leading him to retirement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted June 19, 2003 (edited) EDIT: Reason #3 1/2 or 6: Steiner has Hair... That'll do. Edited June 19, 2003 by Big McLargeHuge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted June 19, 2003 Reason #4 Scott Steiner went 5 years of Non-Stop ***** matches... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest edge007 Report post Posted June 19, 2003 Reason 5: Goldberg only hits his finishersto win a match. Steiner, no matter how buggered up his moves are, still hits more than 2 proper moves Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted June 19, 2003 Reason #7: Steiner has an outie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted June 19, 2003 Reason 8: Steiner is still entertaining via the unintentional comedy value. Goldberg is just the beta version of Brock Lesnar, and thusly, is overshadowed by Lesnar, because Lesnar is much better than Goldberg in every way, and thusly, Goldberg's entertainment is lost. Edit: Changed to reason 6, as there was no reason 6. Double Edit: Fuck, there WAS another reason. Man I missed it, dammit. Back to eight this goes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2003 Reason 9: Steiner has amounted a list of some of the most hilariously lame catchphrases ever. "Who's next?" is just boring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2003 Reason 10: Scott Steiner isn't afraid to belt the crap out of fans that piss him off. Reason 11: Steiner is a comedy wrestler (see: Bad Blood slip off the apron) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted June 19, 2003 Steiner wrestled for Michigan, Goldberg played football for the Atlanta Falcons! My favorite Goldberg bashing comes to us frm Bobby Heenan on The Main Event, when Tony says "Bobby, this Bill Goldberg played for the Atlanta Falcons!" and Bobby goes "Yeah, YOU could play for the Atlanta Falcons, Tony" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted June 19, 2003 Steiner is more responsible for the injury problems he's had. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2003 Goldberg has only been in the business since 1997. Steiner has a reasonable submission move. Steiner can do more than one or two suplexes Steiner has larger arms than FGB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted June 19, 2003 Steiner has wrestled HHH in a ppv title match. If FGB keeps going at this rate, he never will. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2003 Steiner can job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted June 19, 2003 Stiener has a small army of hoochies at this point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted June 19, 2003 steiner doesnt punch out limo windows in fits of rage and injure himself Steiner is better on the mic (not by a whole lot though) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest phoenixrising Report post Posted June 19, 2003 Steiner gets good-looking valets (Midajah in WCW, Stacy Keibler in WWE). Does Goldberg get chicks? Steiner has to feud with Test and doesn't complain. Goldberg gets to feud with Rock and Y2J, and whines his ass off. Steiner has out-debated Christopher Nowinski. Goldberg would have trouble debating Kane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2003 Steiner can drive a car without having it screw up and backfire. Steiner thinks 'the majority of the people in the world suck'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sean pyro Report post Posted June 19, 2003 27: Steiner called DDP's wife a whore and threw her out of a moving car. 28: Steiner was one of the top heel in the late 90's. 29: Steiner carried Goldberg to his best match in wCw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WhenDanSaysJump Report post Posted June 19, 2003 30. Scott Steiner once had a sweet mullet. 31. Bill Goldberg doesn't have a brother who wears a fucking jockstrap on his head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted June 19, 2003 32. Ric Flair personally offered to job the World Title to Steiner 33. The Frankensteiner 34. Chainmail hat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 19, 2003 How about 100 reasons that this thread will never be as great as the 100 reasons Bossman is better than Goldberg thread? 1. Because I started the Bossman thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheArchiteck Report post Posted June 19, 2003 1. Goldberg has....ummm..big sparks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted June 19, 2003 reason why Steiner is better than Goldberg Steiner is a ACTUAL Wrestler, and he isn't bitching about being midcarded he takes his blows and moves on with his career rather than bitching and moaning like NON Wrestler goldberg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy Report post Posted June 19, 2003 36. The Big Poppa Pump character is the greatest in wrestling history. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Steviekick Report post Posted June 19, 2003 37....two words: STEINER SCREWDRIVER~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Takedown Report post Posted June 19, 2003 38. The Steinerline, elbow, and push up combo has to rank as AT LEAST one of the top 3 most electrifying moves in Sports Entertainment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2003 39. In the storyline, Stiener is shagging Stacy. Even in a fantasy world Goldberg can't get laid. 40. There are over 200 reasons why Bossman is better than Goldberg. There are only around 164 reasons why Bossman is better than Steiner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
