Guest Ripper Report post Posted June 20, 2003 2nd Round K.O by Canibus w. Mike Tyson Dissing LL Greatest.Diss.Ever "2nd Round K.O." was good; "Return of Jack the Ripper" was better, though. And Canibus fell off the mainstream's radar after it was released. "Rip the Jacker" wasn't an especially compelling response, anyway, so no great loss there. K. The only thing that can be concieveably better in LL song back was the beat...in no other way did that song come close to what Canibus did. Hell, LL admitted it in his "It feels so Good" song with Ja Rule. "And what about that kid Canibus, son played you out. And why you didn't answer correctly, what the fuck was that all about" Ah the lyrical genius of LL Cool J. Actually that song was admirable, but then Canibus wrote "Your Dad"(could've told everybody how Simone was the high school slut, and how she knew how to fuck before she knew how to cuss) and well...he ate LL alive again, although this time he didn't get any play on it because he was a label-less child. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cherry Blossom Viscount 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2003 How can any fool put Hail Mary 2003 in the category of top diss tracks? Oh yes, I forgot, a song by two overrated shits and a dick hopping shit ripping off a song by a dead overrated shit equals classic, silly me. The Eminem verse was HORRID. Everyone was expecting Em to ride all over Ja Rule. I've yet to see it. Wow, so Em can throw out some one liners a first grader could come up with and threaten sodomy. Maybe he needs to some out of the closet himself? When it came down to it, Em sucked. His whole verse in HM03 was bad. Why the fuck was he trying to tell a story of Ja on X? This ain't bed time stories bitch! But, at least he made up his own shit...... Unlike 50, who fucking jacked not one but TWO of 2Pac's songs in ONE VERSE! HOW?! Is he that uncreative? The answer is yes. The first part of 50's verse are the Hail Mary lyrics, with one or two words added or omitted. The second part is from "Against All Odds" another 2Pac song. 50 stole the whole first verse and changed a few names and one punch line! Then had the never to say, "Against all odds the realist shit I ever wrote." You didn't write shit you slack jawed fuck! Next we have Busta Rhymes. What a dick rider! If he didn't want to impress his son, he would have never joined the beef! Guess we know who runs the shit in that family. Busta's verse was the best verse on the song, but that doesn't say anything. He sounded corny as fuck. Don't try too hard to be hardcore Bus-A-Bus. Perhaps he's better suited to singing with Mariah Carey. But then, why not have a fake thug nuthopper like himself hook up with the "White Pac" and a snitch bitch like 50? And with Busta swallowing 50's cum, you'd never know that 50 dissed his ass in the song "How to Rob." Ooops. Laaaaaaaaaaaame! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted June 20, 2003 How to Rob... that has a cool hook. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ant_7000 Report post Posted June 20, 2003 Past Diss tracks Ice Cube- No vaseline: Thats when NWA were dissing each other. Ice Cube- Be true to the game: He didn't say nobody's name but that one was for Eazy-E because Eazy was selling out. Common- Bitch in you: Intelligent diss ever BDP- The Bridge is over Eazy-E- Real muthafuckin G's: disses Dre and Snoop, and the first one to start with the Dre is a homosexual rumors. 2Pac-Hit em up: His version to Biggie's "Get Money" Take Money 2Pac- Against all odds: He snapped everybody on this one. He dissed Nas, Dre, Puffy, Biggie and Mobb Deep. Current dissed tracks Canibus- 2nd round KO: The Boxing theme and with Mike Tyson doing voice over adlibs and with Bus' lyrics a classic diss track. G-Unit mixtape- (skits)"Ja Rule's Greatest hits 1&2" his collabo with pop stars, that has to be most funniest shit I ever heard. Someone sounding like Ja Rule sings along with pop stars. I like when sings along with his own "Put it on me" song. Ja Rule with lil Mo singing chorus to "Put it on me" Fake Ja: Yea, singing with myself uh uh, yea im in the background yeah thats me. Dogg Pound-New York, New York: The song was ok, but the video what did it for me, DPG knocking over NY buildings, im suprised that Snoop can show his face in NYC. Jay-Z-Takeover: he disses Nas and Prodigy (Mobb Deep), Talks about how Nas is washed up and how Prodigy was a Ballet dancer when he was a kid. Nas- Ether: Basically told Jay was a Biter and stealing Biggie's lines and then calling himself the best. As for Hail Mary 2003 I didn't like it except for Busta's part. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted June 20, 2003 The only thing that can be concieveably better in LL song back was the beat...in no other way did that song come close to what Canibus did. Hell, LL admitted it in his "It feels so Good" song with Ja Rule. "And what about that kid Canibus, son played you out. And why you didn't answer correctly, what the fuck was that all about" Ah the lyrical genius of LL Cool J. Actually that song was admirable, but then Canibus wrote "Your Dad"(could've told everybody how Simone was the high school slut, and how she knew how to fuck before she knew how to cuss) and well...he ate LL alive again, although this time he didn't get any play on it because he was a label-less child. "Your Dad" is "Rip the Jacker", at least I think it is. And compared to "Return of Jack the Ripper", it's certainly nothing special. "Back Where I Belong" was a terrible attempt at turning a dis track into a crossover success (Bragging about fucking up Canibus' A&R budget? Ja Rule? C'mon, now. What the fuck), but "Rip the Jacker" is almost as bad in execution as it is in concept. I really don't understand why people are so impressed with Canibus as anything other than a battle rapper. The dude has a thesaurus going for him, and that's about it. K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dangerous A Report post Posted June 20, 2003 If Canibus had world class producers, he could be at least a middle of the road known MC like Jada or Beanie.(don't get that twisted, I said "known" as in known by the general public) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest William E Report post Posted June 20, 2003 Next we have Busta Rhymes. What a dick rider! If he didn't want to impress his son, he would have never joined the beef! Guess we know who runs the shit in that family. Busta's verse was the best verse on the song, but that doesn't say anything. He sounded corny as fuck. Don't try too hard to be hardcore Bus-A-Bus. Perhaps he's better suited to singing with Mariah Carey. But then, why not have a fake thug nuthopper like himself hook up with the "White Pac" and a snitch bitch like 50? And with Busta swallowing 50's cum, you'd never know that 50 dissed his ass in the song "How to Rob." Ooops. Laaaaaaaaaaaame! Ja should have never called him out in "Loose Change". It's part of hip hop, he dissed him and so Busta had to make a comeback. Busta served him up like a thanksgiving turkey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dangerous A Report post Posted June 20, 2003 Hail Mary 2003 isn't that great, but up here in NoCal it gets radio play. While the song has much to be desired, it is new and it disses Murder Inc, the whackest rap clique out there right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted June 21, 2003 it gets air play in cincy too alot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest undisputedjericho Report post Posted June 21, 2003 "Say What You Say" by Eminem & Dr Dre - at Jermaine Dupree Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Report post Posted June 22, 2003 "Say What You Say" by Eminem & Dr Dre - at Jermaine Dupree Damn I forgot about that one. This part of the song is just great: {Dr. Dre} Creep wit me, as we take a little trip down Memory Lane Been in longer than anyone in the game And I ain't got to lie about my age {Eminem} But what about Jermaine? {Dr. Dre} fuck Jermaine, he don't belong speakin mine or Timbaland's name And don't think I don't read your little interviews and see what your sayin I'ma giant, and I ain't gotta move till I'm revoked When I see you, I'ma step on you and not even know it Ya midget, Mini-Me, with a buncha little Mini-You's Runnin around your backyard swimming pools Over 80 million records sold And I ain't had to do it with 10 or 11 year olds In particular, the way that Dre responds to Em's question is great, just a completely blunt "fuck Jermaine" said with the perfect tone of voice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nightscrawler Report post Posted June 22, 2003 "Go to Sleep" - Eminem, DMX, Obie Trice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ripper Report post Posted June 23, 2003 "2Pac- Against all odds: He snapped everybody on this one. He dissed Nas, Dre, Puffy, Biggie and Mobb Deep." You know whats I always found interesting. In "the truest shit he ever wrote" he never ONCE said a thing about Biggie. EVER. The entire Makaveli album, he never mentioned Biggies name. I always found that odd. He dissed Puffy, Jay-Z Mobb Deep...all of them. But he never dissed Biggie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dangerous A Report post Posted June 23, 2003 "Go to Sleep" - Eminem, DMX, Obie Trice Is that a dis record towards Ja Rule? If so, I'm all over it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nightscrawler Report post Posted June 23, 2003 Em called out Ja in it. He said: "I'm rid of you, all of you, Ja, you'll get it too" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dangerous A Report post Posted June 24, 2003 It's kind of funny that I've heard DMX really wasn't too fond of Em, but their mutual hatred for Ja Rule united them to make a record. Ja Haters, UNITE!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted June 24, 2003 No Vaseline was the first song that came to mind. Cube's "King of the Hill" track on his Westside Connection wasn't quite as legendary, but I still found it funny -- you hip-hop hippies... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Doyo Report post Posted June 24, 2003 Ice Cube- Be true to the game: He didn't say nobody's name but that one was for Eazy-E because Eazy was selling out. Cube always said the verses in the song were about nobody in particular, but in the video the sell out rapper looks like MC Hammer, with the glitzy clothes and the dancing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2003 No one mentioned "Let's Go" by Kool Moe Dee dissing LL. He DESTROYED LL on that diss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ant_7000 Report post Posted June 24, 2003 I forgot about Kurupt's "Calling out names" he disses X and Ja, I like when he said "I hate Belly" lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sean pyro Report post Posted June 28, 2003 Nobody bought up.. Common Sence - The Bitch In Yoo Comedy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted July 1, 2003 Don't wanna come off wrong, b/c I haven't heard that song, but he used that line in 1999's "Nuttin to Do". Em loves to repeat himself I found I wouldn't be shocked if it's the same track and the Kazaa peeps just didn't give it the right name. Again, I know next to zip about rap (although I'm learning now and then, I tend to give it more interest when someone is pissing everyone off and about to get killed by someone else.) So it's probably the same ditty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Massive bump.. but i'm sure some good additions can be made. And here's one that I listen to on MP3 which isn't mentioned. "It's On" off of "It's On (Dre Day) 187um Killa" Bow wow wow yippie yo yeppie yah Suck on these nuts nigga suck on these nuts I tell em bow wow wow yippie yo yeppie yea Suck on these nuts nigga suck on these nuts Ain't nuthin but Eazy baby He'll smoke two niggas cuz they crazy Talk a gang of shit but it dont phase me That punk nigga Dre still pays me Well if it's on motherfucker then it's on G Now if it's on motherfucker than its on G Hey Mister prankster prankster Story book gangster Back in 86 you wore pumps and masscara Down did the motherfuckin wreckin crew bid But once a bitch always a bitch And now the fuckin switch Fag with a steathoscope now you sag Body slammn bitches makes Dre a bigger man. Cackies sportin loc's in a G ride What set you from loc what set you from ride? Rip Vanwinkle sleepin nigga woke up and became a G But you still dont impress tha E-Z. Smoke a little sherm now you call that shit the chronic Niggas on the West side call it bionic I make a mill here make a mill there Fuck a bitch here fuck a bitch there yeeeeah (...) Old nigga Eazy-E went to the Cuppard To get Snoop Doggy Dogg a bone motherfucker. Here's Another G or should I say a H, a I, a J, a K, a L-M-N-O-P P for the pussy wussy wuffin nigga broke As a motherfuckin joke Talkin about you want to smoke tha E to tha A-Z-Y Nigga this EAST SIDE Snoop Doggy Doggy Dogg you wanna try 187 on the E that ya sing But you cling on my balls when I swing my ding-a-ling Yeah you got more just like a pint of puppy water First I'm gonna choke ya Then I smoke ya Then I'm gonna toss ya in the back of my trunk With the other punk Smoking Death Row like I smoke a Phillie Blunt But "Real Muthaphuckkin G's" is a better song on that EP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hogan Made Wrestling 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Good choice of a thread to bump. Among newer diss tracks, I like "Where the Hood At" by DMX which if you pay attention to the lyrics is basically just a big diss on Ja Rule. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Wow that is quite the bump. Someone was bored today. Straight out of Warren Bitch you a joke Sucking so much dick your fucking lips smoke With your silly ass pretty boy rap Mean muggin and thuggin sittin on Dre's lap. Pull a gat on my dog No bullets or nothin, you shaking Stumbling, nervous Fumbling, scared to death Screamin for help So damn shook you almost shot yourself. You're a radio thug with your preppy smile Got everybody hoppin out every 35 miles tellin us we fake Lil faggot, Bet I'ma knock your teeth out the back of your neck You might have little girls cryin and shit But the detroit thugs aint buying your shit Run your ass back to Dr Dre and open your BUTT Little groupie ass boy get fucked! "Nuttin but a Bitch Thang" - Insane Clown Posse dissin Eminem and Dre Bitch who you think you're fuckin' with? We got this shit like a track meet, we be runnin' it With the hatchet on the back While other bitches suckin' sour tits for air time and similac We say fuck that, matter of fact You tainted our style bitch boy we want our shit back Don't get your head cracked you ain't tough And all them skills don't mean shit when you get fucked up So fuck your set, and fuck your crew And fuck every muthafucka around and down with you And you ain't puttin' nothin on the map Except for all this bullshit commercialized mainstream rap "Shittalkaz" - Jamie Madrox dissin Eminem This white boy named Eminem say he's live like me Talkin' about he from Detroit the East Side like me Talkin' about he don't spit Acid Rap but spit Acid like me Bitch I'm a Nigga And you a Honky "Glockzup" - Esham dissin Eminem They won't let me on MTV I'd beat up Carson Daly And remind Eminem of D'Angelo Bailey Haley's in a coma, Haley's in a coma I smell the aroma, of a dead body Chemi-cal imbalance Chemi-cal imbalance "Chemical Imbalance" - Esham dissin Eminem Hailie's crying for her mommy He didn't commit suicide, I killed your cousin, Ronnie Trying to stay up out the county But how can I do that with all these shady cops around me? "Ex-Girlfriend" - Esham dissin Eminem It's the wicked shit. It's E and J. It's hotter than Hell And every Devil's Night, we hunt them down and slaughter D12 "Boom" - Violent J dissin D12 I shot 2 Pac and Biggie Smalls Put a little AIDS up in Easy E's drawers .... now your layed up like Eminem's rap career ..................dead in the year ..... I want to live and see the lights of the goodyear blimp Its gonna read 'Ice Cubes a Bitch' "Who Wanna Flex" - Violent J dissin everyone Way more to come..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2005 Violent J dissin anyone is funny. He writes clever stuff, but he can't flow to save his life. If you're gonna put dis lyrics up against Em, at least post some of Benzino's stuff. Also, while "Where tha Hood At" isn't exactly new, I enjoy the fuck out of it. The middle verse is actually directed more towards K-Solo. Actually, any song dissing Ja Rule gets a rise out of me since I think he's whack as fuck, although I did think Ja had a good dis against Em, Dre, and 50 with "Loose Change". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2005 Got an diss mp3 to pass on (sorry, it's 128kbit) Eazy-E - Wut Would You Do? xhttp://s45.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3LJWPCBWULTJY3MGAZM4P50ZED (remove the x too, geniuses) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2005 Violent J dissin anyone is funny. He writes clever stuff, but he can't flow to save his life. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh D.A. I beg to differ. I suggest one song to you. "Burning Up" off hells pit. Thats flow like WHOA! Also he flows pretty good on the Psychopathic Rydas stuff. But I'm sure most of the stuff you've heard is older, and I agree he couldn't flow the greatest, but he has gotten a lot better over the last couple years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BrokenWings Report post Posted October 27, 2005 I believe Esham dissed Eminem in "Mr Negativity" for Eminem using the lyric, "I don't acid rap, I rap on acid...". This is one of my favourite Esham songs. Bitch I ain't happy I flow bitter Take a Louisville bat to ya head, crack But then again, should I just slit his throat? For sayin my fuckin name in that rhyme he wrote Should I kill yo wife and ya child For tryin to assassinate me n my style? Bitch please, hoe please Catch these bullets when I squeeze I shoot Also, "Nuttin But A Bitch Thang" is a very impressive diss track, one I felt they won the battle with. People say Eminem didn't reply since that was around the time he was in court, or whatever, but it doesn't change the fact that ICP served him something awful on that track. That was a fun little feud, either way. Eminem blew Slim Anus out of the water with the verse on Marshall Mathers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2005 I was talking to Mike E Clark at a show recently and he said he knows the Bass brothers who did production for eminem on the SSLP. He said Eminem was in the back of a limo and someone played Slim Anus for him. and they said Em turned white as a ghost, and he just kept saying "Fuck" and he was saying "Now I'm just one of those one-hit wonders, with a catchy single someone makes fun of." He thought his career was over! hahaha I'm sure after the sucess of MMLP he figured he shouldn't be wasting his breath on ICP. But Nuttin But a Bitch Thang was still a good track especially since things ICP refers to in the song are actually true. Like Eminem paying Twiztid $300 to open their show, and Eminem passing out flyers at St. Andrews Hall for his show with ICP's name on it as a special guest. Thats a great story in Violent J's book. Eminem: Oh man, you're Violent J, you wanna come to my show? J: Ya I guess....wait man, why the fuck is my name on this? E: Cuz I was gonna ask ya to come, I'm asking ya now, will ya? J: You don't just print my name on flyer without my permission. E: Well I'm asking your permission, plus it says "Might be there" J: Fuck You Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
