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The Worst part of the unmasking to me

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The unmasking and the fake wig, along with RVD's and Kane's attempt to make evil faces was actually not so bad to me. The part that really annoyed me and made it look duber than what it was was JR and Lawler acting like they had just seen Freddy Kreuger's face. LAwler's "what the hell is that?!!!" along with "Is that a human?" and JR's "Oh my god......oh god........oh my lord" "Look at that grotesque face" Was so ridiculously overdone it was funny. The guy looked normal for christs sake. If they react like that to Kane's face i wonder how they would react to Rocky Dennis from the movie MASK. Just some ridiculous, dumb commentary

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Maybe they were really paying attention to that god awful hair cut (anybody seen the movie Kung Pow?)...

 

Quote of the night: "You might want to send your children right now!" - J.R. :lol:

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Guest Choken One

with 5 years of Hype...You cant just go

 

"Well he looks kinda normal me Jr"

"Yeah...See ya next week"

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with 5 years of Hype...You cant just go

 

"Well he looks kinda normal me Jr"

"Yeah...See ya next week"

I understnad that and agree...but they couldnt just have gone "Oh, wow......his face really is disfigured with burns" ........I think "What is that???!!!!!" and "Is that a human??" are going overboard and stupid

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Maybe they were really paying attention to that god awful hair cut (anybody seen the movie Kung Pow?)...

 

Quote of the night: "You might want to send your children right now!" - J.R. :lol:

The hair cut did nothing but make Kane's appearance even goofier. When obvious contacts and bad make-up don't do the trick, make him Larry from the 3 stooges.

 

And Betty was awesome, BTW.

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Guest Big McLargeHuge
with 5 years of Hype...You cant just go

 

"Well he looks kinda normal me Jr"

"Yeah...See ya next week"

I understnad that and agree...but they couldnt just have gone "Oh, wow......his face really is disfigured with burns" ........I think "What is that???!!!!!" and "Is that a human??" are going overboard and stupid

I kind of agree. They might as well have said "It's hideous...look away folks! For all that is good and holy do not let your children see this monstrosity!"

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And Betty was awesome

 

Indeed, he was, but it doesn't change the fact he had a god awful hair cut/style... :ph34r:

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Guest Mindless_Aggression

I was waiting for JR to go in full oversell mode like he does to end some shows. I prayed for "YOU UGLY SON OF A BITCH! WHAT ARE YOU?! WHAT ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU? *JR's voice fades out as screen goes to black*

 

Then again, JR did continue his streak of asking someone who his daddy was, so no beef from me.

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with 5 years of Hype...You cant just go

 

"Well he looks kinda normal me Jr"

"Yeah...See ya next week"

I understnad that and agree...but they couldnt just have gone "Oh, wow......his face really is disfigured with burns" ........I think "What is that???!!!!!" and "Is that a human??" are going overboard and stupid

I kind of agree. They might as well have said "It's hideous...look away folks! For all that is good and holy do not let your children see this monstrosity!"

Meanwhile, he just looks like everyone's crazy Uncle Ed the drunk that Mommy won't let talk to you.

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Guest Choken One
"Is that a human?" is a great line.

That line wasnt' directed towards Kane...

 

It was too the complete ugliness that is Glen Jacobs.

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I can picture Vince in the blast area feeding JR and King lines to say on the air like he was having phone sex.

 

"Yeah, now... now say it's HIDEOUS. SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT! Now it's a MONSTROSITY! Yeah, that's it! Don't call him Dirty, DON'T! He's not even Human! SAY IT DAMNIT!"

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I can picture Vince in the blast area feeding JR and King lines to say on the air like he was having phone sex.

 

"Yeah, now... now say it's HIDEOUS. SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT! Now it's a MONSTROSITY! Yeah, that's it! Don't call him Dirty, DON'T! He's not even Human! SAY IT DAMNIT!"

LMAO! :lol:

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Guest Jobber of the Week

Now that we know what Kane is supposed to look like, I think his relationship with Chyna leading to WrestleMania 15 is actually a match made in heaven anymore.

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Guest nl5xsk1

Part of me hopes that they originally had a better makeup job under the mask, but it got sweat-ed away during the match, or rubbed away by the mask itself.

 

But a bigger part of me just thinks that they half-assed it again.

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Guest Razor Roman

See, I didn't even think it was makeup at first. I just thought it was the black stuff that he puts around his eyes, and that it ran all over his face because of sweating/wearing a mask. And the haircut is just dumb. He also has such a chubby face, that he almost looks like Vader without the mask on. From the neck down it's obviously not Vader though :-).

 

 

Maybe this should just close the door on this character, and he can resurface in 6 months on SmackDown! as Fake Bradshaw or something.

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Guest buffybeast

Was that a wig Kane wore last night or does he really have to walk around with that hideous haircut?

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The haircut is hideous cause we're supposed to believe that his hair line was burnt off at the top....so now he looks like the Missing Link! Anybody remember that guy? I also thought thta it wasnt makeup for the burns on his face but that the eye mascara he wears just ran down his face during the match with sweat. Even if they wanted to put an elaborate hollywood style makeup job on his face the CANT cause of the mask and sweat

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Guest Aecas

The sad part is Kane's career is now assuredly going to go right down the khazi. HHH has claimed yet another Superstars career.

 

Thanks all you wonderful WWE writers, you bunch of jobbing halfwits :angry:

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I'm no understanding why you guys think Kane's career goes down the toilet because he lost the mask. There's a chance this could help his career and besides, that mask he's worn since his return was just plain retarded looking. I say lose the makeup, change the outfit and keep him as a monster and he'll be ok. IF they have ONE thing going for them its that he actually DOES look like Undertakers brother.

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Guest Aecas

You do have a point there, but personally I preferred the mask. I just hope for his sake that he can get some credibility out of this.

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Guest Dillon Likes Bossman

Kane should turn into a comedy charecter. Who makes constant referances to the logic gaps of his fucked up past. He should rage agianst the writing team on-screen. Like you see him storm into a booking meeting at the begginig of RAW beating up all the writers screaming, "WHO AM I!!?!?!?"

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Guest Coffey
The sad part is Kane's career is now assuredly going to go right down the khazi. HHH has claimed yet another Superstars career.

 

Thanks all you wonderful WWE writers, you bunch of jobbing halfwits :angry:

Who gives a fuck? It's Kane. He sucks balls. Big, slow, lethargic non-powerful wrestlers is the last thing that the WWE needs. He can't talk either. He's booked as a monster, but he couldn't even press Christian...

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