Guest Ravenbomb Posted July 3, 2003 Report Posted July 3, 2003 (assuming Ron Howard were directing it...grrr...) lets see how Scorsese's next movie, The Aviator, will do The Aviator (PG-13) (Period Drama/Biopic/Movie Industry) Starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Cate Blanchett Also Featuring Barry Pepper, John C. Reilly, and Kate Beckinsale Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by John Logan Projected Budget Range: $60-69 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $11.90 million (Opening Weekend) $83.78 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 22% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 11% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted July 3, 2003 Report Posted July 3, 2003 this is oddly entertaining A Movie I Would Totally See Like 30 Times ® (Mystery/Paranoia) Starring Joaquin Phoenix and Naomi Watts Also Featuring James Spader, Don Cheadle, and Helena Bonham Carter Directed by Joel Coen Screenplay by Joel Coen and Ethan Coen Projected Budget Range: $40-49 Million Planned Release Date: September Projected Box Office Receipts: $8.22 million (Opening Weekend) $46.53 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 9% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Gene Seymour, Newsday Sadly, this is probably accurate. I would still see it 30 times. The Shaylaman Film You Know Is Coming (PG-13) (Paranoia/Sci-Fi/Mystery) Starring Harrison Ford Also Featuring Ben Kingsley and Rachel Weisz Directed by M. Night Shyamalan Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million Planned Release Date: October Projected Box Office Receipts: $15.46 million (Opening Weekend) $80.31 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 4% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Rene Rodriguez, Miami Herald Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post Set in the foggy back alleys of London, private investigator Harrison Ford is contacted by a couple with something to hide (Ben Kingsley and Rachel Weisz) to solve the dissaperance of thier missing daughter. A disturbing trail leads Ford from a kidnapping case to something more bizzare. This would make like 800 billion dollars.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted July 3, 2003 Report Posted July 3, 2003 (edited) And Then There Were None... (PG-13) (Mystery/Thriller/Remake) Starring John Cusack and Natasha Lyonne Also Featuring Christopher Walken and Joe Pantoliano Directed by Curtis Hanson Screenplay by Stephen Gaghan Projected Budget Range: $0-1 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $10.97 million (Opening Weekend) $51.45 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 9% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat Cusack as the main guy Lyonne as the main girl Walken as the Judge Joey Pants as the Doctor (If you've seen the original then you know what I'm talking aboot) One Take (PG) (Biopic/Drama) Starring Kevin Spacey Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by Steven Zaillian Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $7.60 million (Opening Weekend) $62.49 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 18% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 9% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat A Henry Fonda biopic, so titled because that was one of his nicknames, Spacey playing Fonda Have a Nice Day ® (Biopic/Literary Adaptation) Starring Vincent D'Onofrio and Jennifer Garner Also Featuring Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Spacey Directed by Curtis Hanson Screenplay by John Logan Projected Budget Range: $10-19 Million Planned Release Date: November Projected Box Office Receipts: $13.28 million (Opening Weekend) $53.39 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: A.O. Scott, New York Times Edited July 3, 2003 by Ravenbomb
Guest kingkamala Posted July 3, 2003 Report Posted July 3, 2003 Bah Ravenbomb this is how you do Have a Nice Day. Have a Nice Day ® (Biopic/Literary Adaptation) Starring Jack Black and Jennifer Garner Also Featuring Matthew McConaughey and Dwayne Johnson Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by Tom Brady and John Logan Projected Budget Range: $40-49 Million Planned Release Date: March Projected Box Office Receipts: $12.10 million (Opening Weekend) $69.43 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 12% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 8% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: A.O. Scott, New York Times Jack Black as Mick Foley Jennifer Garner as Collette Dwayne Johnson as himself Matthew McConaughey as Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Guest Max Danger Posted July 3, 2003 Report Posted July 3, 2003 (Untitled Western) ® (Western) Starring Hugh Jackman and Alyson Hannigan Also Featuring Harrison Ford, Eliza Dushku, and Kirsten Dunst Directed by Peter Jackson Screenplay by Peter Jackson and Joss Whedon Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million Planned Release Date: May Projected Box Office Receipts: $14.51 million (Opening Weekend) $90.03 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 11% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: The Self-Made Critic, Selfmadecritic.com Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat ****************************** Walk Through The Darkness (PG) (Animation/Vampire/Drama) Starring Jason Isaacs and Natalie Portman Also Featuring Christopher Lee, Jason Lee, Jennifer Connelly, and Lucy Liu Directed by Clint Eastwood Screenplay by Joss Whedon and J.K. Rowling Projected Budget Range: $0-1 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $8.58 million (Opening Weekend) $69.31 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 6% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Peter Travers, Rolling Stone Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post
Guest WrestlingDeacon Posted July 3, 2003 Report Posted July 3, 2003 This movie should have done a lot better. Geezer Patrol (PG) (Caper Comedy/Chase/Christmas) Starring James Garner and Anne Bancroft Also Featuring Peter Falk, Carl Reiner, Judi Dench, and Helen Mirren Directed by Clint Eastwood Screenplay by Woody Allen Projected Budget Range: $20-29 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $9.31 million (Opening Weekend) $53.55 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 4% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
Guest WrestlingDeacon Posted July 3, 2003 Report Posted July 3, 2003 Ok, now seriously, you know you'd all go see this one. Ass of Fury ® (Revenge Fantasy/Martial Arts/Midlife Crisis) Starring Denzel Washington and Renée Zellweger Also Featuring F. Murray Abraham, Jeff Goldblum, Candice Bergen, and Mandy Moore Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by William Shakespeare Projected Budget Range: $140-149 Million Planned Release Date: May Projected Box Office Receipts: $11.82 million (Opening Weekend) $86.27 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 11% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 7% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
bobobrazil1984 Posted July 3, 2003 Report Posted July 3, 2003 Cold Days (PG-13) (Adventure/Comic Book/Fantasy/Paranoia) Starring Anthony Hopkins and Natalie Portman Also Featuring Joaquin Phoenix and Cate Blanchett Directed by Robert Zemeckis Screenplay by Peter Jackson Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million Planned Release Date: February Projected Box Office Receipts: $15.45 million (Opening Weekend) $106.59 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 10% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Rene Rodriguez, Miami Herald Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post
Guest kingkamala Posted July 3, 2003 Report Posted July 3, 2003 Monkey Madness ® (Family/Office Politics/Talking Animal/Horror) Starring Kevin Costner and Denise Richards Also Featuring Chris Kattan, Meat Loaf, Lisa Kudrow, and Jaime Pressly Directed by Steve Beck Screenplay by Ed Decter and Jason Friedberg Projected Budget Range: $120-129 Million Planned Release Date: February Projected Box Office Receipts: $14.14 million (Opening Weekend) $72.24 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: Slim to None Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post The King Kamala Story (PG-13) (Historical Epic/Comedy/Gambling) Starring Steve Zahn and Jennifer Love Hewitt Also Featuring Christopher Walken, Harland Williams, Brittany Murphy, and Michelle Rodriguez Directed by Steven Soderbergh Screenplay by Louis C.K. and Tom Brady Projected Budget Range: $20-29 Million Planned Release Date: May Projected Box Office Receipts: $13.52 million (Opening Weekend) $62.13 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 9% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
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