Guest godthedog Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 Someone want to tell me what the "Slide" thing is about with the penguin? I've seen that a few times in the last couple of days out of nowhere, and I have no clue what the hell it is. go watch 'fight club'. it will explain all. and you'd like the soundtrack.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 COME HERE! Incidently, that one post has made me like Eagan so much more
Guest Eagan469 Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 Recycle! Reduce! Reuse! And close the loop. We can close the loop...
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 See Johnny Dance Dance Johnny Dance
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 You know you want it...
Guest Eagan469 Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 After these messages we'll be right...back!
Guest JHawk Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 When I was a boy of 10 I had a very best friend Fred was kind with good intent But just a little different Oh special Fred Momma dropped him on his head Now he’s not so bright instead He’s a little bit special We’d play tag And he’d get hurt I’d play soldier He’d eat dirt I liked math And the spelling bee Fred like talking to a tree Oh special Fred Momma dropped him on his head Now she keeps him in the shed Cuz he’s a little bit special I ran track and hung out in malls Fred ran head first into walls I had girls and lots of clothes And Fred had names for all his toes Oh special Fred Momma dropped him on his head Now he thinks he’s a piece of bread Cuz he’s a little bit special One day talking with special Fred He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head And as he laughed at me that’s when I knew That special Fred just made me special too Now I laugh as I count bugs I give strangers great big hugs Next to me Fred is fine Yeah he’s a fucking Einstein Oh special Fred and me Now we’re not right in the head you see Now we’re not so bright instead We’re a little bit special Just a little bid special That bastard Fred made me special
Guest Eagan469 Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 Wayne Gretzky, the only man I'd have sex with Wayne Gretzky, I'd be intimate with Wayne Gretzky, I think he's kinda sexy Wayne Gretzky, I wonder what he looks like naked I wonder what it would be like To have sex with the Great One I wonder what it would be like To have sex with the league's leading scorer Wayne Gretzky, I know he's a married man But maybe, he'd be attracted to me Darrin Pfeiffer, stupid American boy Wayne Gretzky, very handsome Canadian man I wonder what it would be like To have sex with the Great One I wonder what it would be like To have sex with the league's leading scorer [spoken] Yeah, I wonder what it would be like? Ah, it'll never happen, it's just a pipe dream. Wait a minute -- I'm not even gay, I'm married! Pssh, whatever. Wayne Gretzky I love you Wayne Gretzky, yeah
Guest Eagan469 Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 This week People magazine came out with it's annual list of the Hottest 100 Stars in the country. Justin Timberlake placed #11, Cameron Diaz was #2. And the Hottest Star in the country? You guessed it... Frank Stallone!
Guest JHawk Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 Why do they call it "hardware"? Not all of it is hard and you wear any of it.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 I saw Fight Club. Maybe because I disliked the movie I didn't retain much of it.
Guest Eagan469 Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 I saw the sign. Yeah, it opened up my eyes. I saw the sign.
Guest Vern Gagne Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 This week People magazine came out with it's annual list of the Hottest 100 Stars in the country. Justin Timberlake placed #11, Cameron Diaz was #2. And the Hottest Star in the country? You guessed it... Frank Stallone! I bet Stallone got pissed when MacDonold did that on SNL. Probably threw something at the TV, and called his agent, demadning they sue that son of a bitch.
Guest Eagan469 Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 This week People magazine came out with it's annual list of the Hottest 100 Stars in the country. Justin Timberlake placed #11, Cameron Diaz was #2. And the Hottest Star in the country? You guessed it... Frank Stallone! I bet Stallone got pissed when MacDonold did that on SNL. Probably threw something at the TV, and called his agent, demadning they sue that son of a bitch. Miller and Nealon started it, then it became a running joke. Tina Fey said something similar on Weekend Update a few months back.
Guest Eagan469 Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 Step By Step - you knew they were in trouble when a little girl and Balki joined the cast...
Guest Eagan469 Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 This just in... Four out of five doctors think the other doctor is an idiot.
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