Cena's Rap From Tonight's Smackdown

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Undertaker's spreading them lies to Orlando Jordan

Its not your yard, its a prison bro and I'm the warden

You can't see me I'm a legend you should pay me respect

And if you late on paying me I will come and collect

So now I wrestle Mr. Ass, the dude who likes to suck it

Torrie's a coverup bro, we know you take it in the bucket

I'm not nervous because you got this weird fetish with butts

I'm scared because your favorite food is sausage and nuts

You can't handle the truth Billy you'd rather feel up Chuck

You don't want to wrestle with me, all you want is to fuck

 

[Guest Choken One]

Cena Owns.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Damn that was nice. Cena should go to RAW.

[Guest Choken One]

CO: Salivating over the potential CENA/Jericho rap-off...

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

Good Lord. If that doesn't kill off any semblence of male fan base Billy Gunn has, then nothing will.

[Guest JMA]

Wow. Talk about a verbal burial. I'd like to see Cena rap about Triple H.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Good Lord. If that doesn't kill off any semblence of male fan base Billy Gunn has, then nothing will.

I like Billy Gunn, but I hated the Billy/Chuck angle.

 

He did what they wrote for him, in my book that speaks alot for his character. But with that you have to take the ribbing that he knew he'd get when he did the gay angle to begin with. As long as it's entertaining, and that rap was!

[Guest Choken One]

Did Billy react in ANY way (it seemed as if he was in the ring)...

 

This BETTER mean Benoit/Eddy/Whoever snotfucks Gunn next week.

[Guest Choken One]

Wow. Talk about a verbal burial. I'd like to see Cena rap about Triple H.

As long as it ends

 

 

I'm shooting for fame

I'm about to Play the game

But I won't do it like Hunter...

I don't need to take Stephanie McMahon and Fuck her.

[Guest Anglesault]

Good Lord. If that doesn't kill off any semblence of male fan base Billy Gunn has, then nothing will.

I like Billy Gunn, but I hated the Billy/Chuck angle.

 

He did what they wrote for him, in my book that speaks alot for his character.

Or the basic human need for money

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Good Lord. If that doesn't kill off any semblence of male fan base Billy Gunn has, then nothing will.

I like Billy Gunn, but I hated the Billy/Chuck angle.

 

He did what they wrote for him, in my book that speaks alot for his character.

Or the basic human need for money

We all "pimp" ourselves out from time to time in one way or another.

 

How else would we pay the bills?

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Did Billy react in ANY way (it seemed as if he was in the ring)...

 

This BETTER mean Benoit/Eddy/Whoever snotfucks Gunn next week.

Yeah, he got mad.

[Guest Choken One]

Did Billy react in ANY way (it seemed as if he was in the ring)...

 

This BETTER mean Benoit/Eddy/Whoever snotfucks Gunn next week.

Yeah, he got mad.

Ah...Can't wait to see Billy Gunn's ACTING skills...

[Guest Dangerous A]

The content of Cena's raps are great.

 

 

It's just that his flow is kinda whack. They need to put on a light beat in the background. What Cena has been doing doesn't flow well at all.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

You're right, his raps do suck, as far as rapping goes. But what he says is usually hilarious. Once again I'll say,

 

SEND CENA TO RAW!

 

EDIT: It's kind of like the Rock's songs. It sounds like shit, but it's funny as hell!

[King Cucaracha 0]

He stops for crowd reactions which ruin the flow. But Billy Gunn getting his ass handed to him in rap form is gold.

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

Cena always proves to be entertaining. Hopefully the Undertaker's next to get verbally raped on the mic, since that'll be about all the offence Cena will be allowed to get in on Taker in their feud.

[Adam 0]

Best. Rap. Ever.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

That whole audiance swear word at the end does not work though. You can tell they edit the sound anyway on the crowd.

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

That's great.

 

If Cena keeps this up, there's no way he's going to be a heel for much longer.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

Word life. I think a face turn would do him good. He needs to be carried, and that's much easier if he's a face.

[Guest Polish_Rifle]

I hope Taker doesn't bury Cena in their upsoming feud. Do the right thing Taker.

[Guest Dillon Likes Bossman]

I was there live and after than rap was done a huge "CENA" chant ensued. The crowd booed most of Billy's offense too.

[Guest Goodear]

Cena needs a reminder that he's supposed to be a heel every once in a while. Not that I have a problem with turning him face and keeping the act the way it is, but his current promos don't seem to lend themselves to getting the crowd to hate him anymore.

[Guest Polish_Rifle]

Maybe the company wants to test the waters on another face run.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

So, wait. They're having Billy Gunn (probably) take the US title. They need to get the fans behind him. So to do this, they're gonna put him over the only two heels on Smackdown who people actually like and want to win (Cena and Matt)? That is seriously as dumb as anything else they've ever done. They might as well feed Eddie to him as well.

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

So, wait. They're having Billy Gunn (probably) take the US title. They need to get the fans behind him. So to do this, they're gonna put him over the only two heels on Smackdown who people actually like and want to win (Cena and Matt)? That is seriously as dumb as anything else they've ever done. They might as well feed Eddie to him as well.

Don't give them ideas!

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**thugs out**

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

So, wait. They're having Billy Gunn (probably) take the US title. They need to get the fans behind him. So to do this, they're gonna put him over the only two heels on Smackdown who people actually like and want to win (Cena and Matt)? That is seriously as dumb as anything else they've ever done. They might as well feed Eddie to him as well.

but...if he beats popular people he will absorb their popularity and be the next Austin or Rock! [/vince]

[Guest wwF1587]

im liking cena more and more everyday....