This World Title feud is giving me a headache

[Guest AndrewTS]

"Raw kind of has to main event a show eventually. SD can't just make it it's bitch every PPV."

 

Yeah, but unless HHH faces a challenger the fans think has a chance in hell of winning, fans might just walk out.

[Guest Anglesault]

"Raw kind of has to main event a show eventually. SD can't just make it it's bitch every PPV."

 

Yeah, but unless HHH faces a challenger the fans think has a chance in hell of winning, fans might just walk out.

Interesting point.

 

Really interesting. Do you think fans would do it at a PPV?

[Guest CanadianChick]

Depends on who he's facing. Although I seriously doubt a large number of people would leave a PPV during the main event.

[Guest Super Pissed Smark]

In defense of the useless fucking morons we call WWE creative, I don't think the Angle-Lesnar stuff is anywhere near as creepily homo-erotic as the Hunter-Shawn stuff was, so I don't think you can really complain yet. Save it for next week's Smackdown, if the rumored hotdog-eating contest actually takes place.

 

(I so hope someone from creative swipes that idea.)

[Guest CanadianChick]

Nope. The most homo-erotic feud this year has been Steiner/HHH. No doubt.

[Guest MrRant]

"Raw kind of has to main event a show eventually. SD can't just make it it's bitch every PPV."

 

Yeah, but unless HHH faces a challenger the fans think has a chance in hell of winning, fans might just walk out.

Interesting point.

 

Really interesting. Do you think fans would do it at a PPV?

No. Not with the amount of money spent. You need 1st row people to walk out.. not chumps in the cheap seats.

[Guest Anglesault]

, so I don't think you can really complain yet. Save it for next week's Smackdown, if the rumored hotdog-eating contest actually takes place.

That was a joke, right?

[Guest iamsherm]

Now I didn't see Smackdown, so I have to ask:

 

Was the world title ever shown, or for that case ever mentioned?

Yes, it was mentioned.

 

WWE.com has a video clip posted here

[Guest Super Pissed Smark]

That's right, I forgot about HHH-Pump, the oil, the posing, the "I'm gonna stick stuff up your ass!" "No, no, I'm gonna stick something up your ass!" - you're right, that was far gayer, so Lesnar-Angle is third on the depth chart, for now...

 

That was a joke, right?

 

Pray, 'Sault, pray!

 

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Anglesault needs to accept the fact that maybe Kurt wants to act like a dufus. He's acted like a dufus before, he's acting like one now, and he'll act like one in the future.

[Guest Anglesault]

That's right, I forgot about HHH-Pump, the oil, the posing, the "I'm gonna stick stuff up your ass!" "No, no, I'm gonna stick something up your ass!" - you're right, that was far gayer, so Lesnar-Angle is third on the depth chart, for now...

Give it time!

 

Who was it that mentioned Angle coming "home" hanging his coat up and bitching about his day when Brock comes in from the kitchen in his pink apron and with a tray of food and a beer.

 

I can see that happening.

[Guest Anglesault]

Anglesault needs to accept the fact that maybe Kurt wants to act like a dufus.

And...?

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I don't think they want to waste that on a crap PPV like Vengeance.

 

Being that's its the first American Smackdown-brand only PPV, I think its pretty important. Sure, its not as important as SummerSlam, but hell yeah, take Big Slow out of the main event and let's have Angle / Lesnar II. I'd rather see the re-match headline a PPV than play runner-up to one.

 

Nope. The most homo-erotic feud this year has been Steiner/HHH. No doubt.

 

Damn HHH's gay ass posedown idea.

 

Anglesault needs to accept the fact that maybe Kurt wants to act like a dufus. He's acted like a dufus before, he's acting like one now, and he'll act like one in the future.

 

The question is when HASN'T Angle been a doofus? Gotta love him for it though.

 

[Guest Anglesault]

The question is when HASN'T Angle been a doofus?

December 02-March-03 was pretty good

[Lil' Bitch 0]

True

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

His stuff with Benoit up to his heel turn after Armageddon was probably the strongest booked Kurt Angle. Which was about 2 months.

 

AS you know what would happen if you tried to kill the WWE creative team???

 

*WWE writers are all sitting around a desk at Titan Towers, one has a pen in his mouth, another is crumpling up papers and throwing them into a garbage bin, another is on a phone, one is playing with a slinky, most are spinning around in their expensive executive chairs having a contest to see who can spin around the most before getting sick...suddenly, a loud knock is heard at the door. Terminator-esque music begins to play. With every loud thud on the door, one-by-one each writer turns arround slowly... The door gets kicked open and there appears Anglesault with a Kurt Angle "Submit" shirt on, red-white-and-blue sunglasses, and a shotgun in hand.*

 

WWE Writer #1: Wha, Wha, What do, do you want?

 

AS: I have been sent he-ah from tha SmahtMahks to destroy the DubelyaDubelyaEEEE writing team.

 

WWE Writer #2: H-H-HOOOOW?

 

AS: With this shot-gun.

 

WWE Writer#3: Really? Hmmm...

 

*Writers together*: Hhhhmmmm...

 

AS: What?

 

WWE Writer #1: Well, you could do that and kill us with a shot-gun...

 

WWE Writer #2: But that's, you know... uh..

 

WWE Writer #3: ..Not very... uh...

 

WWE Writer #1: ...Original...

 

AS: But it's so easy and efficient and it will get the job done bettah than anything I can think of.

 

WWE Writer #1: Yes, but, oh how do I put this... It's so... Bland... You know? I mean, if it were me I would maybe set up a system of ropes and wires, maybe some explosives, some knifes... you know, something elaborate...

 

WWE Writer #2: Yeah! Like a series of dominoes spread from one part of the building to another and at the end it's all connected to a grenade and you think the grenade is going to exploded but it doesn't! IT DOESN'T~! Instead it rolls down the hallway and hits another series of dominoes which leads to the basement and THERE, THERE, THERE it trips a wire which sends the whole building up in flames!

 

WWE Writer #3: OR you could maybe take a helicopter up to the roof and drop a series of landmines and THEN call in a hundred-or-so rare green-dotted Argentinian Kookaburra birds and have them all land atop the building each just baaaarely missing a mine and just when you breathe a sigh of relief you have one of the birds turn out to be an explosive and the whole top of the building goes up in flames! But that's not all! See, the writers who survive are all happy and stuff right? But it turns out that some of the Kookaburra birds survive too and want revenge for their fallen brethren! So they attack and kill the remaining writers! It would be GREAT!

 

*Other writers start to applaud the idea*

 

*AS puts his hand over his face and groans*

 

WWE Writer #3: He likes it! He likes it! Yeah! YAY!

 

*Other writers stand up and cheer*

 

WWE Writer #2: That's what Jericho does all the time!

 

*Writers continue to cheer*

 

WWE Writer #1: But wait...

 

*Cheers stop*

 

WWE Writer #1: What if HHH is the one who kills us all?

 

WWE Writer #2: And Vince is there too looking on with an evil grin?

 

WWE Writer #1: You know it!

 

WWE Writer #3: I can't believe we forgot the McMahons...

 

AS: Oh brother.

 

WWE Writer #1: And Shane! Who could forget about him? Maybe we could have him fly through a window with double pistols and maybe through fire and stuff.

 

WWE Writer #2: Yes Yes Yes, and...

 

*AS leaves as WWE Writing Team continues to plot their own death... which will most likely fail...*

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Angle / Lesnar is the latest in the historic series of Good friends, Better enemies.

 

Nash / HHH did it. As did HHH / HBK. And HBK / Nash. Savage / Hogan. Hogan / Andre. Who am I missing?

[Guest Anglesault]

Angle / Lesnar is the latest in the historic series of Good friends, Better enemies.

 

This is HISTORIC?

 

Unfunny milk spitting?

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I think he means in regards to feuds that start off with two guys being friends but turning into enemies.

 

This actually is in the "enemies turning into friends" territory, but I didn't want to say anything...

[Guest Sakura]

There is no way anything was more gay than Crips/HBK last year. That promo where Crips talked about how "guys that have a relationship like us" and how he was just doing what's best for Shawn was off the charts.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I wish Kurt Angle acted like Anglesault...

 

It would be teh rule.

[Guest The Old Me]

As stated earlier, I'll go 100% with AS on this. This is a fucking homo feud in the making. I think neither Lesnar or Angle will gain anything from this booking.

Edited July 5, 2003 by The New Me

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Main Events in the 80's had a man in yellow spandex fighting elvis impersonators...guys dressed as cops....dressed as Kings....and dressed as women.... I'm not sure how this fits in, but somehow I feel it does... comical main events or something

[Guest Anglesault]

I'm not sure how this fits in,

It doesn't

[Guest The Old Me]

comical main events or something

Main Events generally shouldn't be comical.

[Guest Vyce]

They should just cut all of the subtext next week and have Angle & Lesnar re-enact that old Joe Rogan bit.

 

Angle: Brock....you got a great ass!

Brock: You think so?

Angle: Yeah. I mean, it's all tight and muscular.......you know, I bet it's so tight I couldn't even fit my cock in there.

 

Why be subtle about it? I mean, when Angle offers Lesnar milk to drink, I think we ALL know what the writers are implying. Let's just have some balls and go ALL THE WAY.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Yeah, and have them dress up in Amateur Singlets so Vince can fully try to discredit Amateur wrestling.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I still would rather just have Angle / Lesnar headline Vegeance than have them play runner-up to HHH/Goldberg at the following PPV.

[Guest The Mighty Damaramu]

I'm sorry. You're all forgetting the EXTREMELY homoerotic start to the HHH/Nash storyline.

Where Nash is stopping HBK and HHH from fighting and then HHH tells Nash "You have to choose....me or HIM!"

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

All of HHH's storylines have hints of homosexuality in them.