The One and Only Nash vs Test feud thread

[Guest Choken One]

We've gone hours on test's "Potential"...

 

I rememeber reading a sports colum once that said POTENTIAL has a five year window...

 

Test's window has closed.

 

As for Nash?

 

Simply Enough it's time for the return of

 

COACH NASH!

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

As for Nash?

 

Simply Enough it's time for the return of

 

COACH NASH!

Hell no, Vinnie Vegas is the new Godfather.

 

He should be a heel who threatens to tear down the audiences homes and built a "megaresort hotel/casino" on it. People will hate him even more for the hot ladies, kind of like a reverse Godfather I guess.

 

 

...But I still like Kevolution better. It keeps Nathan Jones out of the way.

[Adam 0]

Great, now all we need is SOH and Jindrak to join and then we'll have WCW 2000 again.

[Guest starvenger]

*wait for it, wait for it*

 

 

 

Kevolution.

That's BRILLIANT. Fuck Nash, I'M gonna start using that for me in bars. That oughtta work well in tandem with "You have any Asian in you? Do you want some?" line...

[Guest AndrewTS]

Why is Trish getting knocked around a good thing? You WANT to see this continued "Test is a women abuser feud"?

I don't like Trish's character, that's all. I don't care about Test either, but whatever. I find it funny that she takes a bump that she'd normally shrug off in a match, but because she isn't in the match it suddenly is devastating.

That's probably because the bumps she receives in matches are usually administered by women.Not 282 pound men.

Being lightly tossed a few feet into Nash's belly doesn't seem like a dangerous bump for anyone--unless she took another that I missed.

[King Cucaracha 0]

We've gone hours on test's "Potential"...

I remember five years ago...Test had 'potential' then. But then again, he did have 'unlimited potential'.

 

I'm not a Test hater myself though. If he stays in the midcard without having to act, I don't mind him. That much...

[Guest Goodear]

Being lightly tossed a few feet into Nash's belly doesn't seem like a dangerous bump for anyone--unless she took another that I missed.

Test then grabbed Trish by the foot and dragged her to the outside in such a manner that her face bounced off the floor since he did it so fast. He then sort of grabbed her by the face and slammed her against the railing back first... I could see selling it.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Being lightly tossed a few feet into Nash's belly doesn't seem like a dangerous bump for anyone--unless she took another that I missed.

Test then grabbed Trish by the foot and dragged her to the outside in such a manner that her face bounced off the floor since he did it so fast. He then sort of grabbed her by the face and slammed her against the railing back first... I could see selling it.

Okay, my bad. It was a Test match, though. It was a TEST vs. KEVIN NASH match. So forgive me for hitting the can before seeing those.

[Guest Goodear]

Perfectly understandable, I missed everything but the boot and the aftermath.

[Guest Polish_Rifle]

At least Nash lost relatively clean to a boot that missed by 3 seconds.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Plus Test is able to do a running Big Boot. Nash can't even run.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Why is Trish getting knocked around a good thing? You WANT to see this continued "Test is a women abuser feud"?

Why not? From the tone of your post, it sounds like the reason is that you take offense to it, but I don't know (that's why I asked).

 

 

I've always liked Test. He was great with Booker in the Alliance and during the first incarnation of the "deluded ladykiller" personality, but recently he's been becoming a real highlight of Raw for me. He's plays the over-the-top scumbag to the hilt.

 

After he wins the match, he comes up to Trish from behind and pulls her out of the ring, smashing her against the floor, all because she turned down his advances. He walks away with that self-satisfied smirk, and then goes back and shoves her into the guardrail.

 

To me, that's good stuff.

I'm not offended by it at all, actually. Okay, I don't think I really explained myself. I don't mind the angle really, it actually gets Test over. But I don't like that it's done on Raw. On Stacy it was fine, but not on Trish, who is one of the top women wrestlers on Raw. In my opinion, it makes the women division look really weak. On Smackdown it would be better.

[Guest AndrewTS]

I checked out a recap on another site...and...can anyone confirm this:

 

"Test gets all grabby and Kevin Nash steps in and says if he likes harassing women, Test should try him on for size. I’m not making that up."

 

Jeff and Bam Bam did that too, I think.

[Guest Anglesault]

I've always liked Test. He was great with Booker in the Alliance and during the first incarnation of the "deluded ladykiller" personality, but recently he's been becoming a real highlight of Raw for me. He's plays the over-the-top scumbag to the hilt.

 

After he wins the match, he comes up to Trish from behind and pulls her out of the ring, smashing her against the floor, all because she turned down his advances. He walks away with that self-satisfied smirk, and then goes back and shoves her into the guardrail.

 

To me, that's good stuff.

A lot of people, myself at the helm, have just totally run out of patience with Test.

 

Six years and counting of shitty matches, sub-D-Level acting, and unoverness, and he's STILL always on TV every week.

 

It gets tiring.

[Guest Choken One]

5 YEARS of un-overness mind you.

 

 

Test was a major face for about 5 months and was pushed and over enough that some actually thought he was legit going to have a WORLD TITLE run (Series 99) but H3 blocked that notion quickly.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

That match sucked. The best part was Lilian announcing that the winner was Kevin Test. I was laughing loudly, and my dadwas telling me to shut up because "it wasn't funny".

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I checked out a recap on another site...and...can anyone confirm this:

 

"Test gets all grabby and Kevin Nash steps in and says if he likes harassing women, Test should try him on for size. I’m not making that up."

I remember that one, now I will probably have another wrestling related nightmare.

[Guest The ChriZa]

Speaking of harassed woman angles, and strange statements, does anyone else suddenly miss Jeff Hardy saying "If you like picking on women so much, why don't you pick on me?"?

 

And you know that Lilian's little screwup will lead to something about being chastized by Test, a la Chris Benoit being called "Chris Jericho" a couple years back.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

And you know that Lilian's little screwup will lead to something about being chastized by Test, a la Chris Benoit being called "Chris Jericho" a couple years back.

I don't know, but "Kevin Test" has joined my hall of fame nicknames, along with Donkey Kong and Fuck Goldberg, etc.

[LooseCannon25 0]

Donkey Kong is actually a good nickname, but Fuck Goldberg is in my Hall of SHAME for being so lazy and un creative.

 

Anyway, is there a ring announcer that fucks up more than Lillian Garcia, I swear Jonathan Taylor Thomas from WrestleMania XI can do a better job than her.

[Guest JMA]

It's odd that Test is the better worker in this feud (he can at least do a flying elbow drop). He's also the better worker in his feud with Steiner. Hm. Maybe Triple H is trying to veto Shane's push of Test by exposing his weakness.

 

...yeah right...

 

Even I don't believe that.

[Guest Polish_Rifle]

It’s obvious Lilian was as shocked as anyone that Nash laid down relatively clean for Test. She was in a state of bewilderment and refused to believe what she just saw. Hence, the winner of this match, “Kevin…Test?”

[ChrisMWaters 0]

^ Either that, or that's what Test will be calling himself from now on...

 

Kevin Test...

[Lil' Bitch 0]

LMAO at Nash putting Test over. As usual, Kevin wasn't happy about doing the J.O.B.

 

Test was a major face for about 5 months and was pushed and over enough that some actually thought he was legit going to have a WORLD TITLE run (Series 99) but H3 blocked that notion quickly.

 

Did Test ever get (or aleast try to get) revenge on Trips for ruining his wedding?

[Guest LLSmoothJ]

LMAO at Nash putting Test over. As usual, Kevin wasn't happy about doing the J.O.B.

 

Test was a major face for about 5 months and was pushed and over enough that some actually thought he was legit going to have a WORLD TITLE run (Series 99) but H3 blocked that notion quickly.

 

Did Test ever get (or aleast try to get) revenge on Trips for ruining his wedding?

Yeah. A while ago in the HHH/Steph/Angle(I think) love triangle, Test called the cops on HHH for Spouse Abuse or something like that.

[Guest Choken One]

^ Yep...That segment was GOLD!

 

Who would have thought Test would have the final word over Angle, HHH, Foley of all people?

[Guest bravesfan]

Didn't he job an hour later to HHH anyway?

[Guest Choken One]

Yep...he didn't even get a lick in...Got thrown around and squashed...

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Damn Triple H. Test as Champion would've killed the company faster than he has.

[Guest Choken One]

Actually Test was pretty damn over enough as a Face after the Wedding Fiasco that he actually would've brought in the Female crowd...