Guest claydude14 Report post Posted July 12, 2003 SFESniPeR: yo clay clay werty 14: yo SFESniPeR: can u define mark for me? clay werty 14: josh keenan SFESniPeR: damn clay werty 14: start visiting 411mania.com's wrestling section and you will start to get out of it SFESniPeR: self esteem = as low as mike hates azns SFESniPeR: i have been SFESniPeR: ive been goin to 1wrestling.com too clay werty 14: good start SFESniPeR: i used to like goldberg in WCW SFESniPeR: the fact that they might give him a winning streak is pointlesss because we already knew it would happen clay werty 14: ic clay werty 14: yea SFESniPeR: theres no point other than to risk injury of other dudes clay werty 14: wwe=gods SFESniPeR: ecw = 2nd gods? SFESniPeR: or #1 dead dudes clay werty 14: note the sarcasm here -> clay werty 14: wwe=gods SFESniPeR: u are correct sir SFESniPeR: whos that one legged dude SFESniPeR: hes insane clay werty 14: gowen SFESniPeR: 1 leg moonsault = cool... yah.... i wish buff bagwell could come to WWE SFESniPeR: yah clay werty 14: i wish buff bagwell could come to WWE clay werty 14: sir SFESniPeR: yah? clay werty 14: did you happen to catch the raw during the invasion where it was a WCW main event of Booker Vs. Bagwell SFESniPeR: yea SFESniPeR: invasion was cool i hate how stone cold turned though... SFESniPeR: but i liked seeing wcw's in the ring SFESniPeR: i liked whats his name... hes still in wwe SFESniPeR: hes fat and does a moonsault as a special clay werty 14: demott? SFESniPeR: yah SFESniPeR: i cant remember his old name though clay werty 14: hugh morrus... SFESniPeR: yea clay werty 14: man, it is going to take a lot to get you out of MARKdom SFESniPeR: cool dude SFESniPeR: oh please clay werty 14: let me name all the things wrong with what you just said: Bagwell InVasion Bill Demott SFESniPeR: who do U like... clay werty 14: currently marking for jericho, ultimo, eddie, matt hardy and steven richards SFESniPeR: why steven richards... matts cool eddie is not making sense... ill get into that later... Ultimo is cool i guess but he jobbed to Eddie... and jericho has always been the best clay werty 14: stevie night heat SFESniPeR: he wears pink... clay werty 14: and his in rings solid and has a good gimmick SFESniPeR: i shun all men who wear pink pants clay werty 14: i give up on you SFESniPeR: his is rings are good SFESniPeR: but he wears pink.... and he went from Cool RTC... to... whats her face SFESniPeR: victoria clay werty 14: victoria is one of the best parts of the womens division SFESniPeR: u mean her titis? SFESniPeR: tits*? SFESniPeR: or her in ring clay werty 14: ... SFESniPeR: oh please... here we go again clay werty 14: go on with your opininons SFESniPeR: u want em? clay werty 14: yes SFESniPeR: im pissed stone cold aint wrestling SFESniPeR: i loved it when he wrestled SFESniPeR: jericho= best SFESniPeR: i wish he was a face though SFESniPeR: hes got te croud support... SFESniPeR: at least canadian... SFESniPeR: goldberg = cool... just pointless clay werty 14: keep it coming SFESniPeR: i didnt watch wrestling that long so ive never seen any hart matches SFESniPeR: i never watched ultimo but i know hes cool SFESniPeR: i wish the hardys would get back together SFESniPeR: lets see. SFESniPeR: kane = gay SFESniPeR: taker = old SFESniPeR: hbk = worn out SFESniPeR: flair = out but still rockin SFESniPeR: hhh= dickless SFESniPeR: ortan = i wish he was a face SFESniPeR: bischoff = funny because he nearly died on raw clay werty 14: anything else SFESniPeR: rvd = idk... i havnt seen him in a week SFESniPeR: what else... SFESniPeR: i like APA SFESniPeR: i like jarret and bagwell SFESniPeR: i love nWo SFESniPeR: i wish rick steiner was here clay werty 14: some of these things, are hard on my eyes SFESniPeR: same with Razor Ramone aka blah SFESniPeR: big show = pointless... hes a hoss... clay werty 14: whats a hoss mean to u SFESniPeR: lesner =... can anyone on smackdown take him other than angle and show? SFESniPeR: fat and usless other than to squish SFESniPeR: idk padlick defined it for me in frisbee one day SFESniPeR: im sick of the gay Raw and smackdown shit being alone SFESniPeR: i wish it would merge for gods sake SFESniPeR: its stupid... HHH im the best.... Everyone on smackdown... im the best no one can beat me SFESniPeR: when they dont even fight half the WWE roster SFESniPeR: that pisses me off the most SFESniPeR: the break up of the tag teams... meh... SFESniPeR: its what happens clay werty 14: the rosters are split, therefore they are the best of their individual roster SFESniPeR: well mabye they should clearly state thatbut now im gonna start getting into my smart mode SFESniPeR: Austin i know has neck problems but he revolutionized shit... clay werty 14: im intersted in smart mode SFESniPeR: rock needs to get his candy ass back and wrestle a little bit.. i know holleywood congrats but cmon SFESniPeR: angle = nice comeback but whyd u leave the tag team... SFESniPeR: show isnt good with out a mouthpiece at least i dont think so... all i see from him is random angry faces and yells at the crowds SFESniPeR: im not really that interested in most of the lightweight division or cruiser weights because its the same old thing day to day... i mean so is heavywieght but still SFESniPeR: but Rey gets my props SFESniPeR: same with V.1 and other random wreslters from smackdown clay werty 14: wait wait wait, crusier matches are the same thing every time? SFESniPeR: well... sometimes i see the same feuds SFESniPeR: i might be wrong but its usually Rey vs someone... rev win SFESniPeR: rey win... SFESniPeR: idk who has it now SFESniPeR: but that shows how much i care clay werty 14: you've never seen lesnar/angle/big show feud? SFESniPeR: ive seen it SFESniPeR: i like it SFESniPeR: big show = fat clay werty 14: you'd take that feud over say rey vs ultimo vs noble? SFESniPeR: but lesner angle is good same with show i just wish show had some sorta of reason other than hes mad... SFESniPeR: noble is useless with nidia... nidia got tough enough to be some slut? cmon... do something.. SFESniPeR: ultimo ive seen once on smackdown... this past thursday clay werty 14: ?! shes the best tough enoguh winner SFESniPeR: i hardly watch smackdown too SFESniPeR: is she? clay werty 14: whats maven done? or jackie and linda miles? SFESniPeR: all she does is random chops or cheap shots.. cool but no real good womens fight stuff SFESniPeR: maven looks like an alien on smackdown 2 shut ur mouth clay werty 14: noble/nidia is a perfect match that work well off each other SFESniPeR: well off each other in bed... clay werty 14: .... SFESniPeR: anyways clay werty 14: yea SFESniPeR: what else do u dislike me liking SFESniPeR: outa 10 what do u think of my opinions? clay werty 14: -10 SFESniPeR: thats beutiful SFESniPeR: mike hates azns... im a -10 mark clay werty 14: your life is great SFESniPeR: who elses respect can i lose... SFESniPeR: oh u dont know the half of it SFESniPeR: anyways SFESniPeR: im bored clay werty 14: yeh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest undisputedjericho Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Chris Harvard is the best thing out of Tough Enough me thinks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Chris Harvard is the best thing out of Tough Enough me thinks. AHEM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Chris Harvard is the best thing out of Tough Enough me thinks. AHEM ... Yup, Nowinski's the best thing to come out of TE, I agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest undisputedjericho Report post Posted July 12, 2003 I meant...best male out of TE. AHEM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Chris Harvard is the best thing out of Tough Enough me thinks. AHEM ... Yup, Nowinski's the best thing to come out of TE, I agree. But...but...she's more over AND has done the better job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted July 12, 2003 But that face! Agh. Nowinski has a better face and a better perm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted July 12, 2003 You look at her face? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest undisputedjericho Report post Posted July 12, 2003 They've done fairly well with the TE kids, I think. Maven is really the only one with the "Guy from Tough Enough" stigma. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Keep in mind that people with online nicks like "SnIpeR" usually aren't all that mature to begin with. I had a friend who watched wrestling who was like that. But he also talked like an idiot online all the time (I'd remind him all people know him by is his crappy writing and he'd shoot back "yah i dont give a fuk"), tell message boards about what a stud he is, talk about his girlfriend's boobs, and generally be a moron in front of a crowd of people who don't care. He was like the Big Poppa Pump heel character come to life, except without the steroids and equally bad keyboard skills as Steiner has mic skills. The thing is though, he wasn't like that because he was a mark, he was like that because he was a teenage dummy full of piss, vinegar, and enough testosterone to run a jet engine if they could be fuled by that stuff. In other words, he was a perfect mark for Vince's show at the time. You could get him a year's subscription to Meltzer, but at the end of the year he'd still care more about a gal's cup size than her matches. Of course, this probably doesn't describe your friend to a T, but that AIM chat feels like deja vu for me. EDIT: I know a mark who would blow both those marks away though. He thought the Undertaker was really a dead guy, and that the Brood's blood baths were done with real blood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Decadent Slacker Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Just got done talking to a mark...aquaintance. Highlights: -HHH/Nash HITC "wasn't long enough" -Owen Hart was the Greater Power, but got fired before the ressurection payoff (i actually would have marked for that angle in hindsight) -"Why don't they use Test more?" -Benoit sucks because he "has a fucking huge neck" & is boring. -"(TNA) sounds kool...do they show titties?" -"What's that(Katie Vick)?" -HHH has awesome verbal skills -"The gimmick is funny cuz Seena is white (I am NOT making this shit up)" & finally- "That Lawler sez funny shit" For the record, i hate this person. i just enjoy mocking him & the stupid in general. Cruel? yes. Possible to resist? no Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted July 12, 2003 The one thing that I can't stand, above all else, are the people who don't think that punctuation and grammar matter on message forums. They are the same people that use the name "SnIper" and they are the same people that type LiK3 tHIsz. It just sucks having to decifer a post then go back and read it. You guys know what I'm talking about. Everyone makes a spelling error, places a comma in the incorrect spot, or hits the wrong key. However, it's the people who can't spell words to begin with that I can't stand. They never use the edit button either. I'm not trying to say that all "marks" are like this because that's not true. This thread just made me realize how much of a pet peeve this is for me. So, I thought I would say something about it. Sorry for the rant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted July 12, 2003 I'm a victim of the hate/ahte inversion. It's gotten so bad that people are noticing. Sometimes when I accidentally write "ahte" somebody replies and says "they were delicious." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JaKyL25 Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Hey, now, we shouldn't be stereotyping people because they have crappy AOL mark names like that! I mean, look at me! My name is one of those AOL names that I just stuck with because I'm used to it (and I have actual reasons for the seemingly random capitalization and number at the end). Recently, however, I've started to keep everything after the "J" in lowercase. And, to get back on topic, super marks are fun. I was having a debate with a mark on the GameFAQs message board who was calling Mysterio boring and repetitive while at the same time saying Hogan was the shit. His reasoning was based on World Title wins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KingOfOldSchool Report post Posted July 12, 2003 "GameFAQs" Speaking of marks. God, GameFAQs is such a steaming cesspool of crap these days. You're better off for having left. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JaKyL25 Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Yeah, my experiment in trying to be a Big Fish in a Small Pond at the GameFAQs board was pretty unfulfilling. I'm glad to be back as Just Another Poster at The SmartMarks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dangerous A Report post Posted July 12, 2003 After reading the initial post the title of this thread should be changed to ANNOYING MESSENGER CONVO!! God I hate it. Seriously, that conversation, along with just about every other messenger convo is just fucking annoying to read. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Seriously, that conversation, along with just about every other messenger convo is just fucking annoying to read. Which is why the majority of the posters who replied tried to change the subject... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Well a friend of mine thought that HBK was going to win this yrs Royal Rumble, that just made me laugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MideonMark Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Maybe Im wrong, but I seem to remember a number of people on this board predicting that Michaels would win it. The majority of picks were either Jericho, Michaels or Lesnar(Lesnar being the favourite) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2003 SFESniPeR: he wears pink... clay werty 14: and his in rings solid and has a good gimmick SFESniPeR: i shun all men who wear pink pants Bastard! clay werty 14: victoria is one of the best parts of the womens division SFESniPeR: u mean her titis? A bastard, an idiot, *and* a mark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted July 12, 2003 I got maybe halfway through that before I just started reading the replies. But the people who annoy me are the people who can't figure out why you cheer the heel, but can't actually give you a reason why to boo the heel besides "He sucks". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Random Hero Report post Posted July 12, 2003 clay werty 14: victoria is one of the best parts of the womens division SFESniPeR: u mean her titis? A bastard, an idiot, *and* a mark. I know stupid kid, everyone can see Trish's chest is far superior. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest humongous2002 Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Chris Harvard is the best thing out of Tough Enough me thinks. AHEM He said the best thing not the ugliest thing that would ever come out of TE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Chris Harvard is the best thing out of Tough Enough me thinks. AHEM He said the best thing not the ugliest thing that would ever come out of TE. Oh the hilarity. At least she doesn't require cheap heat to get a reaction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mach7 Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Chris Harvard is the best thing out of Tough Enough me thinks. AHEM ... Yup, Nowinski's the best thing to come out of TE, I agree. But...but...she's more over AND has done the better job. Yep, and she's more deserving of the nickname "Man Beast" than Rhyno is, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mik at Cornell Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Just think of how stupid you sound to him. "I currently mark for Jericho, Ultimo, blah blah blah." You sound just like every other fan boy. Let the kid have his fun and like what he likes. Yeah, why don't you hurry up and try and make him jaded and cynical. It's much better than actually enjoying what you're watching!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Random Hero Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Just think of how stupid you sound to him. "I currently mark for Jericho, Ultimo, blah blah blah." You sound just like every other fan boy. Let the kid have his fun and like what he likes. Yeah, why don't you hurry up and try and make him jaded and cynical. It's much better than actually enjoying what you're watching!! Jericho, Ultimo...urm erm who else is it cool to like errr...Billy Gu...errr no i mean Matt Hardy.....ANGLE IS GOD... You enjoyed Marc Mero....you know it's the truth. I certainly did. Yeah and also, what's wrong if he likes Victoria's chest? All that proves is he's a red blooded male. Hell I'm not a mark in the truest sense of the word, but I would sure as hell rather look at her breasts than watch a womens wrestling match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Chris Harvard is the best thing out of Tough Enough me thinks. I agree. Well a friend of mine thought that HBK was going to win this yrs Royal Rumble, that just made me laugh He came in first ala 1995. The only difference was that he was the first guy out. That made me laugh the whole night after. Maybe Im wrong, but I seem to remember a number of people on this board predicting that Michaels would win it. The majority of picks were either Jericho, Michaels or Lesnar(Lesnar being the favourite). I could have sworn RVD and Edge were on the list. Not sure about Booker though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wildpegasus Report post Posted July 12, 2003 What I've learned from watching wrestling with about 70people 1)If you're Steven Richards cowering from fear from the Undertapper and slowly backing away from him only to discover Kane's behind you it is the funniest thing ever. This is the day I officially lost all faith in humanity. 2)Rikishi dressing up as a woman and using stinkfaces is beyond hilarious 3)King's comments and facial expressions about women are funny. "Ha, ha. Look at the king." Now, to each their own but I'll never be able to understand why people think this stuff is funny. I will say in defence of the people I watched wrestling there were a lot of Benoit, Angle and Eddie fans so I guess all is not lost. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
