The One and Only Underappreciated Posters Thread

[Guest Choken One]

:::Angle Sault and Barron are bickering down on the Air way:::

 

Choken: Just great How did these 2 assholes get into this gig...

CWM: At least we didn't tell them the true plan...

Chosun: That was a good Choken...Making them think we're in Canada to Meet Scott Keith so he can take over the board just like OLD DAYS!

Choken: Hey...They are the rubes that fell for it

CWM: So...What do we do? Send them towards SK and say we'll meet them later?

Choken: Nah...Bring them with us...BID THEIR BLOOD. When we get too our location...He-He...A.S will BURST into tears...

 

CWM: Exactly...When he sees that Beautiful godness all chained and gagged...He'll break into fucking pieces...This will be the greatest day in TSM history...

CHOSUN: WHOO!

Choken: Just think about it...Who is the most COVETED player around here? Exactly...Canadian Chick.

CWM: Such a Shame She has to be used as a Pawn in our sick web of deceit...

 

Anglesault: All right well...Let's get going...SK is a busy guy you know...

Choken: Yeah...Good Point AS...

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Mario forms the C-Team which is only big enough for his ego, so he is kicked out of his own team right away!::

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Meanwhile:

 

Choken: And you're sure this is Keith's house?!

 

Anglesault: Well, yea, look at all the Pizza Hut boxes

 

Choken: True -rings doorbell which sings "whoo"

 

Anglesault: Aw, for the love of - Scott, Hi

 

....

[Guest y2jailbait]

Ya know, since I started this thread, would that make me invincable from being typecasted as a "A," "B," or "C" team member? Or would be none of the above and continue to wallow in the pits of message board-loser-doom?

[Guest Choken One]

Choken and CWM walk from the door...

 

 

Choken: What a idiot. All we had to do was follow the aroma of Piazza Hut Boxes and Naturally AS thinks it's Scott...So what do we do? He lagging us down from our C.C kidnapping?

 

CWM: He'll figure it out...

 

ANGLESAULT: SON OF A BITCH! That wasn't Scott Keith...

 

Choken: Ah *slaps head* silly me...I read the Map backwards...His house is the other direction...

 

Anglesault: *MUTTERS TO SELF* How is HE the leader...can't even read a fucking map!

 

CWM: Just a few more hours Choken...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

continue to wallow in the pits of message board-loser-doom?

^^^

[Guest Choken One]

:::Night Time Falls:::

 

:::The A Team and The Twins are walking down the cold streets of Canada...Bret Hart's Home town:::

 

Choken: Hey...CWM...Remind me...WHOSE bright ass Idea was it to walk instead of RENTING a freaking car?

CWM: Who you fucking think...Ass clown up ahead is too blame...

Anglesault: What? You can't freakin Walk to Scott Keith's House?

 

:::Choken finds nearby Shovel and attempts to swing at AS but CHOSUN stops him:::

 

Chosun: We still need him...

CWM: Yeah...

Choken: Do we REALLY need Barron here though?

Chosun: Well he Did bring Skittles.

CWM: True.

Choken: Well...Look We're about 2 miles away from C.C's House...Let's get this settled...She answers the door and AS and Barron fall in love...We clock them on the head and Grab C.C whom HOPEFULLY WILL RUN! I wanna see her tits jiggle MAN! We capture her and gag her and then air it LIVE for all TSM to see unless DAMES submits to our demands...

CWM: Brilliant!

 

Choken: Hey, AS!

AS: Um....Yeah

Choken: I hate to admit it but...I kinda like you ya know...

AS: Aw Thanks

Barron:What about me?

Choken: Who are you?

Barron: Nobody.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Is this thread turning into TSM slash?

[Guest Choken One]

:::The Gang Arrives at the Lawn of Candian Chick's Lawn in Coquitlam, B.C, Canada:::

 

AngleSault: I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET SCOTT KEITH!

Barron: Oh I know he is like mah IDOL!

 

Choken: Can't we just Kill these two?

CWM: Well sure but No one will cry about them...

Choken: Damn True Point...

Chosun: HEY! AS! Why don't you knock on the door...

 

AngleSault: Really? COOL!

 

:::kNOCKS Door:::

 

:::Choken and CWM grab nearby Lead Pipes:::

 

:::Door Opens and Beautiful Candian Chick opens it:

 

AS: IT'S A GIRL! AHHH! OMG~! Wait...Aren't You...

BARRON: Canadian CHICK!

C.C: Yeah Sure...

 

CHOSUN: NOW!

 

:::Choken and CWM CONK The Idiot Twins::: and leave them on the steps:::

 

:::CANDADIAN CHICK RUNS! TITIES JIGGLE! WHOO!:

 

CHOKEN: YES! YES! YES!

CWM: Umm...The plan?

Choken: Oh yeah...CATCH CHOSUN!

 

:::Chosun captures her and throws her into the Basement:::

 

:::C.C is tied up to the Drain Pipes:::

 

Choken: Perfect Execution. Now...All we have to do is Contact Dames and TSM will NEVER EVER be the same again...

 

:::AS AND BARRON BARGE through the door:::

 

Choken: Who fucking forgot to lock the door?

Chosun: Whoops.

 

AS: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE! THAT ISN'T Scott Keith...

CWM: No Shit Sherlock.

 

::CLAPS:::CLAPS:::CLAPS Echo in the basement...As all Five men Turn slowly...

 

It's the Suave and Slick ZACK MALIBU!

 

Malibu: Great Job, Guys...

 

AS: What the fuck are YOU doing here?

 

:::Zack Hugs the Other A Teamers:::

 

Choken: Haven't you figured it out yet AngleSault? You were NEVER the 4th Man...or was your boyfriend Bob...Don't you remember the Pilot?

 

:::AS HAS FLASH BACK OF THE PILOT...IT WAS ZACK!:::

 

AS: YOU MEAN...HE WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME? YOU SON OF A BITCH!

 

Choken: Don't Worry AS...You can sit right next to C.C here and watch her squirm for our gain...

 

CWM:Tonight...We take over TSM. Dames WILL submit to our demands...because he would never want this beautiful creature here to perish...

 

Chosun: Don't forget Bob is his TnA taper...

 

Choken: Exactly...and we all know Dames has the hots for C.C...However...YOU anglesault...have nothing to offer and thus you aren't worth ANYTHING to us tonight...

 

AS: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS DAMN IT! PAY! PAY!

 

Choken: Aw this is already boring the shit out of me...Chosun...Waste him.

 

:::CHOSUN smacks the cold hard lead pipe into AS's Cranium:::

 

:::AS Lays Lifeless but alive:::

 

Choken: Let's Get this started...

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Mario realizes something::

 

(To Himself): All of the threads that are now in the TSM Classic Threads folder, have nothing to do with me, Holy SHit! I just ruined another thread.

(Begins laughing out loud): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

::Mario jumps for joy::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

[/McMahon]IT WAS ME ALLLLLL ALONNNNNNNNNNG!!![/McMahon]

 

Now, live in your Sean O'Haire sucks dream world.

 

And I can still take CC out for a coffee or something while she's our hostage, can't I? I do have a suave and slick reputation to uphold.

[Guest AM The Kid]

:::Finding that the A-Team is in Canada the true vetran steps out of his house. 1994 PWI magazine in his hand, chomping on a cigar. Ahh Calgary Alberta, now where could they be?:::

 

:::AM mumbles to himself as he walks through the Calgary airport:::

 

AM: They always go to see Canadian Chick, "shes hot" they say, well come on Choken, we all know I'm your favorite Canadian.

 

:::A youngster walks by and glares at AM:::

 

AM: Ehhh kid, want an autograph from your favorite board member? Remembering the good ole days with Savage and Steamboat? I have a promo pic and a sha....rpie.

 

:::The kid runs screaming down the hall:::

 

AM: Dammit they just dont respect true class anymore.

 

:::Back to the hunt:::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose walks into the B-Team locker room...

 

He looks around the room and sees those in the B-Team.

 

Caboose: This is gonna be harder than I thought...::

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Mario runs in and laughs at Caboose's B-Team, and hides in the only place where no one will find him::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Choken One and Zack share an A-Team Elite, We Like O'Haire And You Don't Moment by wheeling a keg down to CC's basement and preparing to go to town.

 

Choken:"Hey Zack, I just gotta ask...why WERE you already in CC's house?"

 

Zack:"A gentleman never tells, Choken."

 

Choken:"You were just playing video games weren't you?"

 

Zack ignores the question and continues setting up the keg.

[Guest AM The Kid]

:::Realizing he could drive to Coquitlam the seasoned vetran plays a mental game of chess with himself:::

 

AM: Jobbers drive to shows, but me baby, I'll be sitting in first class.

 

:::Hops on a plane to BC, realizing that Coquitlam might not have an airport, he heads to Kelona. Rents a car, tells some good old day stories and begins a trip to crash the plans of the A-Team and their Canadian hero...CC:::

[Guest Choken One]

:::Back into the Basement:::

 

 

Zack: Well...Since Umm we got these two chained and gagged...Let's show the world baby!

 

CWM: CHOSUN! Did you Call Dames?

 

Chosun: Yep...He is ENRAGED with fury..In about 12 seconds...the ENTIRE TSM nation will be aware of this...

 

Choken: Think about it boys...In 12 short Canadian Hours...We will DOMINATE TSM.

 

THE A-TEAM: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

 

Zack: All right...I got the Webcam all set up...Perfect the entire world can see this beautiful FUCKWITHABLE chick in agony...

 

Choken: And there is not ONE DAMN PERSON WHO CAN STOP US.

[Guest AM The Kid]

:::Bombs down the road in a rented BMW:::

 

AM: Ah, I remember when road trips had class! Traveling with true greats I tell ya, now I travel by myself in a 1999 BMW by myself...telling my own stories. Dammit I feel like Dynamite Kid! Well, me and him are alot alike, both amazing workers.

 

:::Continues mumbling and driving:::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Zack snaps his fingers, and suddenly Sean O'Haire appears out of nowhere.::

 

Choken:"How did you do that?"

 

Zack:"Uh, magic?"

 

CWM:"Well aren't you just a regular Harry Fuckin' Potter. What's he doing here?"

 

Zack:"After the shit AS put him through, he's gotta get his digs in too."

 

O'Haire reaches into his trenchcoat, pulling out the small yet powerful black object that many smarks fear...THE SEAN O'HAIRE COLLECTION ON VHS~! AS screams in agony, shattering the windows on the house.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Mario takes the tape and puts it into the VCR, and starts watching it::

 

 

Hell, what can I say, I mark out for O'Haire.

[Guest Choken One]

Zack: This is great...You should see all these idiots CRYING and PLEADING for us to let C.C go...I mean Downhome...Spider...SweetsexyDiva...Caboose....EVERYONE!

 

Choken: They hate us...But not as much as I hate them...

 

Chosun: You know Choken...We never really went over WHAT exactly are our demands ya know...

 

CWM: Yeah good point...

 

Choken: True...SImple as it can be...Complete MOD powers...52% ownership of the board...Dame's Dog...Anything else?

[Guest AM The Kid]

:::AM keeps sadly mumbling:::

 

AM: Wait a sec, Dynamite is a cripple now. Screw that, I'm like Ric Flair. WHOOO! Thats what I'm talking about kid. Class.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Zack:"I want Dames' TNA contact information. No more of this booking on a napkin shit with Russo. From now on I write the shows. AND THE DIATRIBES! IT'S ALL MINE!"

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Credits the AS/O'Haire encounter to a DREAM SEQUENCE in AS' head since he's knocked out cold. Which means O'Haire never showed up. Which means Mario never watched his tape. Which means MARIO WAS NEVER HERE! CLASSIC THREADS HERE WE COME~!::

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Mario: Damn you, Zack! Damn your black preppy heart down to the fiery depths of Hell where Bradshaw will "love" you for all eternity! All get revenge somehow bah gawd!!!

[Guest AM The Kid]

:::Sees Mario lying on the road in the fetal possition, promptly runs him over:::

 

AM: Damn jobbers never want to lie with their backs to the mat! Always with the fetal possitions. Well THERE. Stick a fork in him, he's done, kiddo.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

::Caboose walks into the B-Team locker room...

 

He looks around the room and sees those in the B-Team.

 

Caboose: This is gonna be harder than I thought...::

seeing as I am one of the leading lights of the B team, I'm going to take that personally...

 

 

 

 

 

bitch

[Guest Choken One]

Ah Shit...We have three storylines going on at once.. I've created a monster...

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Don't worry, they'll all come together in the end. Just like that crap episode of The Simpsons.

 

The Abduction of CC

The Saga of the B-Team

AM and Mario's Road Trip

 

Persevere my son...

[Guest AM The Kid]

Keep it coming Choken.