The One and Only Underappreciated Posters Thread

[Adam 0]

I will now, and will forever be known as 'The Chosun One', Blue Chipper of the A-Team.

 

My inner CWM and my outer Choken are being shown. Hey, seeing as we are the A-Team, who is our fourth member?

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Me.

[Guest Choken One]

Pardon Me as I SHATTER into hysterical madness...

 

Look, Beast...I apreeciate your candor and make me laugh...and that's not a bad thing...that's a good thing.

 

However...The fourth Member is Secrectly training in the depths of the Rocky Mountains hidden under surface preparing to ABSOLVE the sins of the posters whom have lost the way.

 

Remember, Channel your energies and CALL out the spirit of CWM and Choken One.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Vader?

[Guest Choken One]

Vader is good man but isn't at the level it takes to collaborate within the spirits of the Almighty CWM and MODERN DAY MESSIAH that is CHOKEN One. Don't forget the CHOSUN ONE as well.

 

Soon it will be TIME! TIME! TIME!

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Oh, now I get you.

 

Vader Time.

 

*Tries to figure out finger gesture*

[Guest Choken One]

For the low price of 4 easy payments of $54.99...

 

YOU can enrich your life with the PERSONAL A- TEAM TRAINING/MOTIVATIONAL Video.

 

Shipping and Handling not included. Also available in DVD. rescrictions may apply.

 

Call early and recieve an complimentary all-expense paid Personally engraved Pocket Knife. No expense neccesary. It's our way of saying thank you.

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

*Calls Choken*

 

*Gives Murmuring Beast's credit card number*

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Hey! I earned that money good from all that .. oh God look at the time.

[Guest Choken One]

:::Phone Rings:::

 

Choken one: Hello, Welcome to A-Team Productions

FOOK(digused as Beast): I wanna buy 4 of your tapes

Choken: The Training tapes or the secrect A.S/Dames Gay Tryst special edition?

Fook: Umm...Both.

Choken: Good Choice Sir. I will need some infomation before I place your order...

Fook: Erm...Sure.

Choken: What's your Post Name?

Fook: Fo...Umm...Murmuring Beast.

Choken: Who?

Fook: Murmuring Beast? U know him? I mean me?

Choken:.....SURE! Of course. I'll need your Credit Card Number and that would be all sir.

Fook: BEEP. (Edited for Security reasons)

Choken: (Thinks to self...Idiot Wanna bes) Thank You very much sir and don't forget WE here at A Team Productions love you much...Please enjoy your day.

 

:::Choken One Hangs Phone Up::::

 

Choken: This shit is too easy...

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

*Thinks to himself*

 

All right! Now I got a way to get on the A Team!

 

And now I finally got something I can blackmail Dames with! Muahahahaha!

[Guest Choken One]

In Ohio...In Choken One's Backyard...Poolside.

 

Two God Sculptured Messiahs sip Mai-Tais as an young man fluffs their towels...

 

CWM: Ah...This is the life Choken...

Choken: Yep...Yep...a nice change of scenario from the Trees right?

CWM: Indeed my Post Whoreing partner...Thanks for flying me out here on That Privite Jet of yours. The "SERVICE" was incredible.

Choken: All right...I gotta tell the truth...That wasn't on my accord..I charged it to TSM'S personal card. Dames gave me EXCLUSIVE use of the card.

CWM: Who else deserves it more BABY!?!

 

Choken: Seriously...We really gotta do something about this 4th Member deal...

CWM: Yeah...I still don't know about the CHOSUN ONE over there...

Choken: Eh...He mastered the art of CWMOSITY and CHOKETALITY. He is a worthy inclusion.

CWM: Yea...No question but I just don't know about those spots on his Ass cheek...

Choken: Yeah...I had those same Qualms So I flew out Dr. Tom and had him check CHOSUN ONE out...He's clean.

CWM: You do know that he isn't a REAL doctor right?

Choken:.....Yeah.

CWM: Cool. So yeah I have NO idea who should be the the 4th guy...

Choken: I say we have a TALENT show and let these fuckers entertain us and then we'll draw a name out of the hat...

CWM: Works for me.

 

:::CHOKEN AND CWM laugh as CHOSUN ONE LEAPS nakedily into the large pool::

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Can't I be the dorky guy who hangs around begging to be noticed.

 

Dialogue:

 

Hey Chokey, can I see it yet?

 

Choken: Not now, you're not good enough yet ...

 

Later ...

 

Beast throws himself off Bridge in anguish.

 

The stable can't continue as they know that Beastie Boy was right all along, right all-the-damn-long.

[Guest Choken One]

I dunno if A- Team really needs a Dorky Hangalong...

 

I mean we already got our ORTONIZED CHOSUN ONE...

[Guest Choken One]

Oh and...NEVER FUCKING CALL ME

 

CHOKEY!

 

Ok...MURMY.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Can you feel the love?

 

Hugs Chokey.

 

 

 

 

Note: Line butchered from the Simpsons.

[Guest Choken One]

:::Choken One is Stoned Face:::

 

 

Beast: I love you Chokey...

 

:::CWM arrives with CHOSUN ONE behind him:::

 

Beast: Oh Hello Guys...Umm...You guys want A beer or something?

 

Choken: CHOSUN...Do you job.

 

Chosun: Yes, I shall showcase the lessons I've learned of CWMOSITY and CHOKETALITY.

 

:::CHOSUN fakes a right Punch as Beast ducks and chuckles and looks up as CHOSUN elbows him in the eye:::

 

CHOSUN: Now What?

 

CWM: Hog-Tie him and send him to Anglesault...A.S is good people.

 

CHOSUN: YES SIR.

 

Choken: Good...Let's go to the Strip Club Fellas...I'm feeling Generous tonight...I might even bring my 5's...

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Guys, Guys? What about me? (I feel like Flair) I can't get to the toilet! I'm gonna piss myself!!! Anglesault will subject me to Daria and boring conspiracy theories! . Oh the humanity!!

[Guest Choken One]

:::CHOSUN ONE PIMP SLAPS BEAST:::

 

Chosun one: Don't you realize YOUR TYPE OF PEOPLE aren't allowed around us...I earned my spot damn it...You ARE NOT worthy of groveling for their attention...

[Murmuring Beast 0]

I'll do anything. Here, have my CDs.

 

Chokey: Beach Boys, Beach Boys, Beach Boys. Got any Aaron Carter?

[Guest Choken One]

:::CHOKEN, CWM AND CHOSUN are seen on a Yacht eating Lobster:::

 

CWM: Little Dry Don't you think?

Choken: Eh...Mine's good

Chosun: I hate to bring up business but what do we do with that fucking beast bitch?

CWM: Young Prodigy...I thought you shipped him to AS?

CHOSUN: I did...A.S sent it back...He was busy with Barron...

Choken: Damn. I knew he liked Dwarfs...

CWM:Well...Can't we just kill him?

CHOSUN: I thought about that but Dames said MAIMING of fellow Posters is a MAJOR no-no.

Choken:Well...We're screwed.

CHOSUN: Why don't we let the kid in and end this shit?

CWM&CHOKEN: GET THE FUCK OFF OUR YACHT! GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE BASEMENT AND RE-EVALUATE YOUR A-TEAM HANDBOOK!

Chosun: Sorry...

 

:::CHOSUN curses at himself as he runs away:::

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Meanwhile ... Choken is in his bathroom ...

 

Choken: Oh yea, Aaron, you're so good

 

Beast: Chokey, are you done, urm, choking the chicken. I need to take a shit

 

Suddenly Beast is ambushed as he realizes that Choken wasn't in the bathroom, but a tape was played to make it sound as if he was in. The Shock!

[Guest Choken One]

:::AngleSault wakes up to the sound of the doorbell ringing:::

 

A.S walks out of his bedroom in his black sweats and softly turns on Aerosmith and goes to the door and sees a BOX sitting there...

 

Barron walks out of the bedroom shortly after that...

 

A.S stares at the box...

 

BARRON: OHHHH WHAT'S IN THE FUUCCCKING BOX?!

 

To be continued...

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Barron: Hey, it's my life-size naked William Regal doll ... I mean, his life-size naked William Regal doll.

[Guest Choken One]

:::Mean while Choken One and CWM are in the kitchen making Sandwiches:::

 

CWM: mayo? Gross

Choken; What? I like Mayo fuck you

CWM: Freak.

Choken: Did CHOSUN do that thing?

CWM: What thing?

Choken: The thing...

CWM: What Fucking Thing?

Choken: The fucking thing...

CWM: What the fuck? Thing? What Thing?

Choken: The thing with the box...

CWM: Yeah...God That shit was gross.

 

:::Chosun Arrives:::

 

CWM: Hey...Good job on the thing...

Chosun: Glad to make you happy sir...

Choken: That reminds me...Dames wanted me to send him that Life Size Regal Nude Doll for Barron's birthday...You sent it right CHOSUN?

CWM: Heh

Chosun:...Nude Doll?

Choken: Yeah...

Chosun: Umm....

CHoken: What?

Cwm: Ah SHIT!

 

::Else wheres in NYC:::

 

:::Dames rubs his Dog's Rosco's head after an long night of fun and walks to the door for the Mail::

 

:::A Box Is sitting on the porch::

 

Dames: A Box? Ah Must be The Doll Choken Sent...

 

:::Opens Box:::

 

DAMES: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SHIT! SHIT! OH MY FUCKING GOD! AHHH!!!! HELP! AW FUCK!

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Meanwhile:

 

Barron tries to carry the doll to a *** match, but the doll is so realistic he can't manage it.

[Guest Choken One]

:::At TSM HeadQuarters:::

 

:::Choken, CWM and CHOSUN sit in a office:::

 

Choken: Good Going CHOSUN. Your incompentence FUCKED us. HARD.

CHOSUN: LOOK! I AM SO SO SO SORRY! :::CRIES:::

CWM: LITTLE BITCH! Where did it say in the A-TEAM handbook that you could cry?

 

:::Dames walks in the office...dressed to the dimes:::

 

Dames: All right boys...straight to the point. WHAT THE HELL was *THAT* shit with the fucking box?

 

Choken: Well...CHOSUN here made a *little* mistake and ummm...sent the wrong box. It was meant for Anglesault..

 

Dames: Well...That was just creepy motherfucking shit right there ya know...

 

CWM: We realize that sir and we regret you had to see it...

 

Dames: Luckily...The poor boy's parents decided NOT to press charges against TSM. HOWEVER! CHOKEN...CWM...CHOSUN...YOU ALL ARE ON HOUSE ARREST!

 

CHOKEN: WHAT? Aw fuck...that's bullshit.

 

Dames: You see that sign on the door? UNFUCKWITHABLE. Now get the fuck out of my building.

 

:::A-Team boards the TSM privite Jet:::

 

Chosun: What Now?

CWM: Blood...

Choken: Chaos...

CWM: War...

Choken:....Revenge.

 

Chosun: How you figure that?

CWM: You'll see...

Choken: This will be the greatest and most tragic occurance in TSM History...

CWM: It's about to go all out...Are you ready CHOSUN?

Chosun: Hell Yeah

Choken: Good...Hey pilot...Change of plans...We're going to Canada.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Meanwhile somewhere in Canada ...

 

The Ghost of the Beast begins to haunt the dreams of the A-Team.

 

CHOSUN: I wet the bed

 

Choken: You always wet the bed

 

CHOSUN: Did you have the same dream?

 

Choken: Yea, the one where the girl comes into your room and you feel all special?

 

CHOSUN: Hey, don't spoil it for the rest of us.

 

A creak in the floorboards is heard and they both hide under the covers. It's turns out it's only Dames.

 

Dames: Hey guys, anyone want any UNFUCKWITHABLE cookies that I baked. Here .. -drops plate - Holy Shit, what is that?

 

Expecting the worst, CHOSUN and Choken turn slowly around only to see old man Henderson pumping iron.

[Guest Choken One]

After Sending Old Man Henderson to the farm and Dames is ambushed and sent back to NYC...

 

 

THE A-TEAM sit in the Jet and scheme the plan of RUIN!

 

CWM: It's clear...We can't execute this plan unless we employ a 4th Man...

Choken: Yeah but Who...

Chosun: No Idea..

 

:::A toilet flushes and out steps a shadow of a Man:::

 

Choken: How the fuck did you get on our plane Anglesault?

AngleSault: Well...Barron is on good terms with Dames so he snuck me in here while you guys ate his cookies...

CWS: Well...What are you doing here?

Chosun: This is A-Team Business.

Anglesault: Well...Truth be told...I've heard about your DIABOLICAL intentions and hell..I want in on it.

Choken: You want to be #4?

A.S: I'm best choice.

CWM: I dunno...Ya know his ego will try to take us over...

Chosun: Well...Its only a matter of time before you two kill each other over leadership...

Choken: Whadda mean? I'm overall leader here...

CWM: Really...Heh...I wasn't aware of that I thought we were TEAM.

A.S: Calm down fellas...Let's just work on this plan...

 

::CHOKEN ONE STANDS UP TO A.S::

 

CHOKEN: OUR RULES...OUR TURF...OUR GAME...Understood?

 

AngleSault: Yeah, Understood. Damn Freaking Understood.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

On the plane:

 

Pilot: Sorry guys, but I'm gonna have to land this thing. I'm picking up some sort of reading.

 

AngleSault: Damn, I was looking forward to meeting Scott Keith today.

 

They look out the window and see a strange floating cloud type thing. They all immediately think that it's the Beast's ghost, but it turns out that it's an arm off the William Regal doll.

 

Choken: How did that get there?

 

Barron walks out the toilet, a ragged PWI Regal special in his hands.

 

Barron: Hi guys. I heard you needed a 4th man. Well, I'm here.

 

Anglesault: Hey, I'm the fourth man!

 

The plane lands ...