The One and Only Underappreciated Posters Thread

July 22, 2003

I'm afraid to leave...and see the damage that will be created...When I come back...I'm sure I'll be a Flaming Homo with a Gay Tryst with Downhome...

July 22, 2003

::Mario summons the Dungeon of Doom, but since he was stripped of his powers, all of the monster run face first into a glass wall, that can't be broken::

July 23, 2003

So Mario doesn't totally kill this thread, I found out a quick test to see if you are actually an "A-Team" member! you can all play at home!

Get in on a newer topic that is hot on discussion. If you see that someone you might think is on the "A Team" is reading the topic, make a post. More than likely, you'll post at or around the same time as this member, and if you're no sold by others for his or her post, you're not on the A-Team!

I have tried this test numerous times tonight and I am positive that I am no A-Teamer.

Lil' Bitch · July 23, 2003

Based on my recent actions, I've been deemed a fucked up person with stupid opinions and a lack of intelligence. I don't want a bad rep.

I simply stated my feelings on subjects at hand. Those are my fucked up feelings and it was morally wrong.

I'm truly sorry and I apologize for what I did earlier this week and to those who I have offended with my previous posts. Please forgive me.

July 23, 2003

:::Choken One Is seen Sitting On the steps of C.C's Basement...Thinking to himself:::

:::The Hostages are less restraintive and have relaxed:::

:::Zack and Chosun one continue to read the reactions of the TSM board...Pleading for them to release C.C and the other guy:::

:::CWM uses his Lumberjacking Skills and starts a Fire as there is no heat in C.C's basement:::

:::Choken one Stands Up and walks over to C.C and slowly ungags her:::

:::C.C coughs uncontroably:::

C.C: What-

Choken: Don't Speak. Look...We have nothing against you. It's just that...well...You are our PAWN for this game. Understand right? Look...Don't worry...YOu know Dames is in love with you and he'll do ANYTHING to save you...So Sit Back and relax and it'll be over very soon, honey.

::Bob stares intensely at Choken::

Choken: YOU! YOU FUCKING DIGUST ME. It's all YOUR fault this plan went to hell.

Chosun: Choken...Look at this.

Choken: I'll be back Bob...Yes...I got something planned for you. What is it CHOSUN?

Chosun: Dames wants to meet you and you only.

Choken: Ah look at little dames...Trying to fucking neogotiate. It's so cute...Tell him...No Game. Has he met the demands yet?

Zack: Ownership of Board...His Diatribes...A Football Helmet of Cottage Cheese...Naked Picture of SPiderpoet...Yep. Made.

Choken: Good...It's time for PHASE 2.

July 23, 2003

Damn, I even get no sold by depressed posters! When will there ever be jutice for Dan "Jeff Hornacek"?

Adam · July 23, 2003

Is it me, or am I being portrayed as the erran boy?

Adam · July 23, 2003

then again, can I get the RAW Reviews?

Thats my demand, A-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

July 23, 2003

Because that's your role in the group...

Sorry...

July 23, 2003

If you didn't fuck up with the boxes...MAYBE i'd elevate you.

You are not main event material yet.

July 23, 2003

::Scene, B-Team Training camp...

Caboose: Right welcome to the B-Team Post Whoring skills training session. I see a lot of bright faces around here, some old, some new and some lost. Regardless, by the time I'm finished, you'll all be better than those in the so-called 'A-Team'. Todays task is fairly simple, You have one hour to post as many times as possible. The posts do not have to be coherent or relevant to the topic. You must simply post. Begin...

::One Hour Later::

Caboose: Well lets looks at some of these results...

...38 not bad, 27 passable, 46 good, 20 borderline, 12! WHAT THE FUCK! 12! You better shape up you bunch of low posting bitches. Before I ship you all out and start a fresh with the C-Team! From now on, if one of you fails, you all fail! Pier pressure is the only thing thats going to get you through!::

rising up out of the back seat-nuh · July 23, 2003

::Scene, B-Team Training camp...

Caboose: Right welcome to the B-Team Post Whoring skills training session. I see a lot of bright faces around here, some old, some new and some lost. Regardless, by the time I'm finished, you'll all be better than those in the so-called 'A-Team'. Todays task is fairly simple, You have one hour to post as many times as possible. The posts do not have to be coherent or relevant to the topic. You must simply post. Begin...

::One Hour Later::

Caboose: Well lets looks at some of these results...

...38 not bad, 27 passable, 46 good, 20 borderline, 12! WHAT THE FUCK! 12! You better shape up you bunch of low posting bitches. Before I ship you all out and start a fresh with the C-Team! From now on, if one of you fails, you all fail! Pier pressure is the only thing thats going to get you through!::

So, how do I post whore?

July 23, 2003

It was you who got the 12!

My own fellow Brit got the frickin 12! I don't believe it!

::Caboose beats on Chave ala Stonecold & Tazz::

rising up out of the back seat-nuh · July 23, 2003

It was you who got the 12!

My own fellow Brit got the frickin 12! I don't believe it!

::Caboose beats on Chave ala Stonecold & Tazz::

Ow. That really hurt!

Anyway, I have been scientifically proven to be a better post whore than you. So...

::chave turns the tables on Caboose, and kicks him repeatedly in the balls::

July 23, 2003

Anyway, I have been scientifically proven to be a better post whore than you. So...

::chave turns the tables on Caboose, and kicks him repeatedly in the balls::

Meh, I had a six month hiatus in the middle of my time here, I may have been upto 8000 by now, who knows?

::Caboose allows for the mandatory Jobber Face Comeback, before grabbing Chave's foot, spinning him around and nailing a Stunner!::

rising up out of the back seat-nuh · July 23, 2003

Anyway, I have been scientifically proven to be a better post whore than you. So...

::chave turns the tables on Caboose, and kicks him repeatedly in the balls::

Meh, I had a six month hiatus in the middle of my time here, I may have been upto 8000 by now, who knows?

::Caboose allows for the mandatory Jobber Face Comeback, before grabbing Chave's foot, spinning him around and nailing a Stunner!::

Nonetheless, your whoring skills aren't nearly as developed as mine. It's not about the size of your count. It's what you do with it.

::chave no-sells the stunner, kicking out at two. He then backs Caboose into the corner, giving him 10 puches before hitting a Rock Bottom::

July 23, 2003

So then young Jedi, you dare challenge me?

::Caboose kips up instantly from the Rock Bottom and Spears & Jackhammers Chave!

JR: BAH GAWD THE B-TEAM IS FALLING APART OUT HERE!::

July 23, 2003

So then young Jedi, you dare challenge me?

::Caboose kips up instantly from the Rock Bottom and Spears & Jackhammers Chave!

JR: BAH GAWD THE B-TEAM IS FALLING APART OUT HERE!::

July 23, 2003

So then young Jedi, you dare challenge me?

::Caboose kips up instantly from the Rock Bottom and Spears & Jackhammers Chave!

JR: BAH GAWD THE B-TEAM IS FALLING APART OUT HERE!::

July 23, 2003

:::Zack and Chosun are kicking it...IT being Anglesault's Prone Body::

::Candian Chick eats the Large Cheese Piazza Dames Had delivered to her house:::

:::Barron eats the bag of Skittles he saved:::

:::Choken slowly takes off his sweat drained Shirt:::

:Barron Gasps:

:Choken Catches this reaction:

Choken: You...Little...Fucking...Sick...Bastard...

Barron: What? You got a good body...

Choken: Are you aware that your tied to a hot beautiful girl in the THINEST of clothing...and yet you stare at me?

Barron: She doesn't do it for me...

Choken: She-

CWM: Yo! Choke c'mon here

Choken: Yeah...

CWM: Where exactly is this going?

Choken: How you mean?

CWM: Well...WE haven't gotten anything and it's been an whole damn day and we haven't taken over..

Choken: Your Point is?

CWM: Exactly...How are we executing our master evil diabolical plan?

Choken: Good Point...But I mean We comatosed Anglesault...

CWM: No one cares...

Choken: Yeah...Barron does but he is preoccupied at the moment.

CWM: I say it's time we stop flirting around and kick it in gear...

Choken: You got it.

Zack: Hey Guys! Look it...Caboose started his own B Team...

Chosun: and there is a guy looking for us...I guess he is a disgruntled wrestler...

Choken: Perfect...We'll make them bid our blood for them. We'll use them for our gain...It's only gotten better boys.

July 23, 2003

Caboose stop triple posting that's MY GIMMICK.

July 23, 2003

::Upset at having no more powers, Mario decides to chokeslam lawn gnomes for making fun of him::

July 23, 2003

Double Posting is your gimmick, the triple is all mine! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *coughs*

July 23, 2003