Stupid Things You Do For Money.

[Guest redbaron51]

Okay, a bunch of my friends has pooled in almost 300 dollars worth of money, and they want me to streak down Clifton Hill in Niagara Falls on a Friday Night (its a major tourist attraction, with lots of tourist thingy's)

 

I've jumped off of a 5 metre platform into the pool back first for 20 bucks.

 

 

 

What are some of your stupid shit stuff.

[Guest JHawk]

I stayed awake for 14 straight months of Raws.

 

Oh wait, I never got paid for those. Damn, did I get screwed there!

[Internet Warfare 0]

Okay, a bunch of my friends has pooled in almost 300 dollars worth of money, and they want me to streak down Clifton Hill in Niagara Falls on a Friday Night (its a major tourist attraction, with lots of tourist thingy's)

Think of the children. WON'T YOU PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

[Guest Eagan469]

Okay, a bunch of my friends has pooled in almost 300 dollars worth of money, and they want me to streak down Clifton Hill in Niagara Falls on a Friday Night (its a major tourist attraction, with lots of tourist thingy's)

I was at Clifton Hill for homecoming a few years back - fun times.

 

Friday night? Ouch. I'd suggest starting out at Burger King, running down to that one little motel on the left side of the street and going into the hallway right before the lobby. It's dark there, and practically no one stays at that motel.

[Guest Ripper]

I'd have to say the whoring. Yeah...yeah...I have to go with being a WHORE.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I sell fake drugs to church kids.

[Guest bob_barron]

I've done tons of stupid stuff- but never for money. I do it just for fun

[Guest Ripper]

I also steal girlscout cookies every year and put my own label on it that says "Ripper's Sugar Disc" with a picture of me smiling. They don't sell very well so I guess I am stupid for wasting my time every year.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

There is nothing I wouldn't do for $1000, if I thought I'd get away with it...

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Cleaning toilets.

[Guest Ripper]

There is nothing I wouldn't do for $1000, if I thought I'd get away with it...

All I can say is don't try and fellate yourself...it just isn't worth it.

[Guest The Old Me]

At a young age, I snorted lots of pepper for 20 bucks. It sucked.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

At a young age, I snorted lots of pepper for 20 bucks. It sucked.

I got a friend of mine to snort the powder from a powdered donut for $5...said it burned.

[Guest Retro Rob]

I used to know this kid who would eat anything for a few bucks. We took a serving spoon one time and gave him a whole scoop of Curry Powder. Another time he sprayed Windex in his mouth... or was it Fantastick?

 

Either way, he was a fucking idiot.

[Guest KanadianKrusty]

Back in 6th grade there was this girl with a mullet that would eat rocks all the freaking time... oh wait, we never paid her.

[Guest Insanityman]

Well, I'll do stupid things for money and without. Depends on what to do. I find making myself a jackass wwwaayyy too much fun. One of my personal favorites was ten bucks to jump into a convertible of a stranger's thinking it was a friend. They freaked out, with every good reason, and I got honked at forever.

 

I've ran into oncoming traffic for a few seconds after a security guard kicked us out of the mall and told us to jay walk. One of my friends asked what if we got hit and the guard said we wouldn't- so I made sure he was watching when I've done that. Wasn't so bad, easy five bucks.

 

I stair jump for money every now and then, oh, and I sell cheap fireworks to the "anarchists" at my school who try to go blow up public property.

[Guest Retro Rob]

Back in 6th grade there was this girl with a mullet that would eat rocks all the freaking time... oh wait, we never paid her.

Just the thought of that....

 

 

Maybe it is a disorder of some kind. Like the people who eat hair.

[Guest Ripper]

Back in 6th grade there was this girl with a mullet that would eat rocks all the freaking time... oh wait, we never paid her.

One day she is going to call you on Jenny Jones and say "rememba when ya'll made me eat dem rocks...Well jenny look at me now" she'll burst through a little paper of a old photo of herself with the mullet wearing the tightest outfit EVER with her boobs all in your face and you will say "Well, I guess rocks does a body good...but she still UGLY!!" and the crowd will boo you and she will say that she is a stripper that makes $600 a night and then the crowd will turn on her then they will go to the next story and you and rock girl will have to sit there like idiots until the end of the show when the audience of jobless people stand up and can't remember your name say "And um, you on da' end...yeah you...You used to make her eat rocks but now you know you want her to ROCK your world!" and Jenny will say "Alright, alright" with that stupid smile on her face then a muscle bound guy will come out with a firemans hat for no reason so the women can scream and then this white guy will come out and talk shit about everyone then the show will go off and all you would have to show for it is a T-shirt and a night or two at the hotel.

 

Well...will it be worth it then...HMMM!!! WILL IT!!

[Guest Youth N Asia]

My dad bought a case of Pepsi One to see if it was any good. Drank one can and offered me $5 if I could finish it off...no time limit. I had one drink of that crap and couldn't do it

[Guest crandamaniac]

I chugged a bottle of milk shake and had to keep it down for $10. It tasted nasty and I wanted to throw it back up.

[Guest wwF1587]

i once gave my friend five bucks to eat his plastic school I.D. which he did... then i gave him five more bucks to eat leather of his backpack...which he did.. then he became cocky saying he could eat and do anything so i gave him 10 bucks to shut the fuck up

[Guest Bosstones Fan]

Back in 6th grade there was this girl with a mullet that would eat rocks all the freaking time... oh wait, we never paid her.

One day she is going to call you on Jenny Jones and say "rememba when ya'll made me eat dem rocks...Well jenny look at me now" she'll burst through a little paper of a old photo of herself with the mullet wearing the tightest outfit EVER with her boobs all in your face and you will say "Well, I guess rocks does a body good...but she still UGLY!!" and the crowd will boo you and she will say that she is a stripper that makes $600 a night and then the crowd will turn on her then they will go to the next story and you and rock girl will have to sit there like idiots until the end of the show when the audience of jobless people stand up and can't remember your name say "And um, you on da' end...yeah you...You used to make her eat rocks but now you know you want her to ROCK your world!" and Jenny will say "Alright, alright" with that stupid smile on her face then a muscle bound guy will come out with a firemans hat for no reason so the women can scream and then this white guy will come out and talk shit about everyone then the show will go off and all you would have to show for it is a T-shirt and a night or two at the hotel.

 

Well...will it be worth it then...HMMM!!! WILL IT!!

That won't happen. Jenny Jones got her stupid ass C-A-N-C-E-L-L-E-D. Thank God.

 

So that shit will have to be saved for Ricki Lake.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

One time in a Bloodhound Gang concert I tried to drink a case of Dr. Pepper for $100. I thought it would be an easy $100, but I don't like Dr. Pepper and I ended up drinking 7 and puking a bunch. The worst part is I ended up not in their tour video and they have about a billion people who did on there. Maybe I just missed myself.

[Guest Ripper]

Back in 6th grade there was this girl with a mullet that would eat rocks all the freaking time... oh wait, we never paid her.

One day she is going to call you on Jenny Jones and say "rememba when ya'll made me eat dem rocks...Well jenny look at me now" she'll burst through a little paper of a old photo of herself with the mullet wearing the tightest outfit EVER with her boobs all in your face and you will say "Well, I guess rocks does a body good...but she still UGLY!!" and the crowd will boo you and she will say that she is a stripper that makes $600 a night and then the crowd will turn on her then they will go to the next story and you and rock girl will have to sit there like idiots until the end of the show when the audience of jobless people stand up and can't remember your name say "And um, you on da' end...yeah you...You used to make her eat rocks but now you know you want her to ROCK your world!" and Jenny will say "Alright, alright" with that stupid smile on her face then a muscle bound guy will come out with a firemans hat for no reason so the women can scream and then this white guy will come out and talk shit about everyone then the show will go off and all you would have to show for it is a T-shirt and a night or two at the hotel.

 

Well...will it be worth it then...HMMM!!! WILL IT!!

That won't happen. Jenny Jones got her stupid ass C-A-N-C-E-L-L-E-D. Thank God.

 

So that shit will have to be saved for Ricki Lake.

WHAT!!!??!!

 

But...but where will perverts get to see underaged girls with no clothes on talking about thier sex lives.

 

Where will we see little kids getting yelled at by big military dude for "Smackin dey mama!"

 

Were will we see "I think you have implacts" shows...You dress to skanky and you to big to be wearing that. Who will give us badly acted promos for the person coming out next.

 

Where will we hear lines like "I'm only 14 and I have slept with 20 guys, do strip shows in the living room, get drunk and smoke crack!" and comes out and says [bleep] Ya'll to the crowd about 90 times.

 

What will the children watch during the summer times. What will we watch to know that our lives might be fucked up, but at least we aren't those people.

 

*steals catchphrase*

 

What about the children! Won't somebody please think of the children!

[Guest CED Ordonez]

That won't happen.  Jenny Jones got her stupid ass C-A-N-C-E-L-L-E-D.  Thank God.

YES! YES!! OH HELL YES!!!

 

I hate her show with a passion for giving skank pieces of garbage 15 minutes of infamy on TV. I shed tears of joy to hear of its demise.

[Guest Snappy Nappy Dugout]

But that means we have to watch Maury's "I'm Only In The 10th Grade and I Don't Know Who My Baby Daddy Is". God, I hate that show.

 

Maury: "The Test Results are In, and Nick, YOU ARE THE FATHER!!

 

16 Year Old Bitch: "WHAT!?! WHAT!?! I TOLD YOU!!! I TOLD YOU!!*starts to cry*

 

Nick: "Hell No!" *Runs Of The Stage*

[Guest HBK16]

I didnt do it but I was there. Someone paid a kid $20 to put Bengay on his nutsack. I wasnt a direct witness but there were 3. The kid cried for almost an hour. It hurt me to watch.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'd do a lot for very little money...

 

And HBK, just have people get a V6 Mustang. $3,000 less, just as much of a performer as the Monte Carlo SS.

[Guest HBK16]

True. My cars of the week come mainly from on the road experiences. I saw a Monte Carlo a couple days ago. It was nice. I keep on meaning to put a Mustange up there for you but I will find a nice one first.

 

My friend raced a Mustange in an Eclipse. Boy did he make us look bad. Powerful car it was.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

GT? V6? And what kind of Eclipse?