The One and Only RAW Thread

[Guest Eagan469]

Big Nasty was the first nickname for Wight, actually.

Actually it was "No Gimmicks Needed" first.

 

Then when that didn't work, they went to "Big Nasty".

[Guest AndrewTS]

Dear Lord...are they going to book Nash-Jericho for Slam?

 

HHH-Goldberg, Orton-HBK, Nash-Jericho--this isn't looking good.

[Guest DerangedHermit]

WTF?  Big Nasty was the Big Show's nickname wasn't it?

no, he was called the BIG HUNGRY

Yeah, since he ate everything else, he made toothpaste sandwiches.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

From Highlight reel to this commercial has been the best 20 minutes of RAW in months!

 

Nash rocks!

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

*shudders the thaught of another RAW only ppv*

[Guest Choken One]

yeah that makes me go "I DONT WANNA SMOKE POT!"

[Guest Choken One]

U mean we have to listen to austin "what" for 20 minutes and Kane attack vince for shane to make the superman return?

[Guest MixxMaster]

WTF?  Big Nasty was the Big Show's nickname wasn't it?

no, he was called the BIG HUNGRY

Yeah, since he ate everything else, he made toothpaste sandwiches.

mmmm, flouride....

[Guest CanadianChris]

*shudders the thaught of another RAW only ppv*

I'm shuddering at the thought of this crap infecting SummerSlam. That's going to truly prove what a mess RAW is compared to SmackDown.

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WWE lesson #3 If you over 37 years old you can kick all the youngsters ass's no matter what.

[Guest Choken One]

brock vs jaws! yes!

[Guest Quik]

I'm sick of these anti-Pot comercials. I smoke pot all the time, and I don't feel the urge to sit around and watch TV for the rest of my life. If anything, I do that until I sober up, then I go to the diner. Besides... if that dude was that big of a pothead, he'd ahave a gut and cookie crumbs all over himself.

 

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[Guest AndrewTS]

The split PPVs now seem like a much better idea--except for the part about doing Raw PPVs.

 

F-5 on a rubber shark!

[Guest HartFan86]

Greatest commercial. EVER.

[Guest DerangedHermit]

It's sad that Vince was the best thing on RAW tonight.

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That shark had a better workrate than Nash.

[Guest Choken One]

I STILL love that "Its not because I am good husband...you know better then that" line

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I hope they present Kane in a cute little box with a big ribbon on top!

[NYU 0]

*WWE Stockholder Conference*

 

Stockholder - Excuse me, Ms. McMahon. I know I've asked this question over and over, but when is it time to build up the younger talent ? I'm sure it would help the ratings.

 

Linda McMahon - Building up WWE superstars is a long process that takes time. A Stone Cold Steve Austin or Rock doesn't just pop up. But we are always in the process.

 

Stockholder - But Ms. McMahon, at Vengeance last night, Vince McMahon beat John Cena cleanly for no real reason. Why ?

 

Linda - Well, as you see, we are continuing to establish our more well-known...

 

Stockholder - And the Undertaker beat John Cena not once, but twice. How does that build anybody up?

 

Linda - The Undertaker is an important part of our product and...

 

Stockholder - And on Raw, Kevin Nash was seen constantly beating up on Chris Jericho. Isn't Nash's days in a WWE ring numbered ? Considering he was just fighting for the title last month....

 

Linda - Well, look at Randy Orton. He's new and quickly becoming a WWE Main Eventer.

 

Stockholder - But the fans don't really want to see....

 

Linda - I've made my point. Next question please.

[Guest JMA]

Why does Nash have a job? Nevermind, I already know the answer.

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

Brock-Jaws is the highlight of Raw so far

[Guest The Czech Republic]

The split PPVs now seem like a much better idea--except for the part about doing Raw PPVs.

 

F-5 on a rubber shark!

The representation of WWE jumping the shark came about two years too late.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

It's sad that Vince was the best thing on RAW tonight.

Nash fucking Jericho up and the Highlight Reel, and the rest of RAW, minus Vince and Kane has been good.

[Guest Eagan469]

just noticed:

 

he looks like Silent Bob

[Guest Choken One]

well...they found a use to rosey after all

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Bischoff is NOT the head of the ACLU.

[Guest AndrewTS]

That wasn't funny.

[Guest HartFan86]

Rosey has potential, in my opinion. He's not too bad in the ring for such a big guy, and he seems to be funny.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Why was Nash messing up Jericho a good thing?

 

Why would a face getting a massive beatdown on the heel put any heat on a match they might have?

[Guest NoCalMike]

So was that the Superman II bit where the big guy couldn't use his powers just right yet?