TMO'S TAKE ON THE SMARTMARKS

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I can only WISH to hold the evil powers and raw dark charisma that the fish has.

Indeed. How's it going anyway Dutch? It's been awhile.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

Life would be nothing but a giant reeking pile of monkey shit were it not for the wonder that is Playstation 2. Dynasty Warriors 4 and GTA:VC are the only shining lights at the end of the dark dreary tunnel that serves at the metaphor for my day.

 

Okay, so maybe not that bad. But, being at work and having a headache does not a happy Dutchman make. Not to mention when they run out of things for me to do ...

 

"Make a brochure."

"Sure, no problem."

 

"Organize the computer's photos."

"Mmhmm, no sweat."

 

"Go weed the flower garden outside."

"WTF?"

[Guest Retro Rob]

How many times do I have to tell you that I can admit when I am wrong. I have done it numerous times since I have been here. But I guess you don't want to except that you are wrong, do you?

Then why don't you admit that you are wrong RIGHT NOW?

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

How many times do I have to tell you that I can admit when I am wrong.  I have done it numerous times since I have been here.  But I guess you don't want to except that you are wrong, do you?

Then why don't you admit that you are wrong RIGHT NOW?

Wrong about what?

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Johnson is needed to meet this boards idiot quota. Without posters like him all boards get boring real fast. Btw that fish pic gave my 4 year old nephew nightmares for a week.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

How many times do I have to tell you that I can admit when I am wrong.  I have done it numerous times since I have been here.  But I guess you don't want to except that you are wrong, do you?

Then why don't you admit that you are wrong RIGHT NOW?

Wrong about what?

Wrong about your not being a dumbass...

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Well since I;m not, I guess CWM is wrong.

 

Good luck getting him to admit it, I have proven him wrong at least twice in the past two days and he just ignores it. That's his god given talent I think.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

Johnson is needed to meet this boards idiot quota. Without posters like him all boards get boring real fast. Btw that fish pic gave my 4 year old nephew nightmares for a week.

That thing makes me want to dive in the Cyclopean depths and sing praises to C'thulu and the Deep Ones.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Well since I;m not, I guess CWM is wrong.

 

Good luck getting him to admit it, I have proven him wrong at least twice in the past two days and he just ignores it. That's his god given talent I think.

Yeah, God gives out talents like that.

 

And why wont you admit, or even acknowledge the possibility, that you are a dumbass?

[Guest Retro Rob]

Well since I;m not, I guess CWM is wrong.

 

Good luck getting him to admit it, I have proven him wrong at least twice in the past two days and he just ignores it.  That's his god given talent I think.

You haven't proven shit.

 

What do you have to admit? How about that you are a stupid fuck that can not admit when they are wrong?

[Guest Ripper]

That was it?

 

I am a bit disappointed.  I thought for a second you might actually post something worthwhile.

 

Oh, and all you did was prove that I have

posted in 6 different threads, good job.

ARRGH! *Tears out hair*

 

You understand nothing you fucking dumbass. Do we need every fucking poster to tell you what a dumbass you are?

 

If so I'll get the ball rolling.

 

 

Johnson...you ARE a dumbass.

How am I a dumbass?

 

You ain't showed me shit, brother!

 

And one more thing...

 

You can't argue with Johnson, because it's like arguing with a brick wall. Whatever you say is wrong and what he says is right.

 

How many times do I have to tell you that I can admit when I am wrong. I have done it numerous times since I have been here. But I guess you don't want to except that you are wrong, do you?

Except for that part when you are proven wrong but you just ignore what everyone said and say "But I still haven't been proven wrong." You don't offer up reasons that you are right, and if you do, and they get shot to shit, you don't explain why they have validity. YOU CAN'T ARGUE. I can't dance. See, I can admit a fault and you can't. There are 5 threads(seriously, one of them is just a spectacular example of post whoring by CWM you "own horn tootin" bastard, you) that clearly illustrate your inability to argue.

 

Then when it is pointed out what a suckass (master ) debator you are, you call everyone idiots and say they don't get it. Well, if everywhere you go someone stinks, MAYBE the smell is coming from you. If NOBODY gets why your points are valid, its probably because you have no point. Shit, even Otis isn't defending you there. And he's probably you.

 

You suck at giving a intelligent argument. Plain and simple. Your belief that you don't suck at it was comical at first, but now it is down right annoying. If you ain't bringing something to the table mutha fucka then don't eat...okay, that didn't make sense and had nothing to do with what I said before but it sounded cool and I wanted to say it so THERE!

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Well since I;m not, I guess CWM is wrong.

 

Good luck getting him to admit it, I have proven him wrong at least twice in the past two days and he just ignores it.  That's his god given talent I think.

You have proven shit.

 

What do you have to admit? How about that you are a stupid fuck that can not admit when they are wrong?

I admitted I was wrong about Nash drawing.

 

I admitted I was wrong about Banky being Tiff.

 

But the thing that started all this shit was the Kobe thread where I formed an educated opinion on the facts of the case so far and people tried to tell me I was wrong. Well, until the case is closed I can't be proven wrong, but if and when I am I will admit it willingly.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Life would be nothing but a giant reeking pile of monkey shit were it not for the wonder that is Playstation 2. Dynasty Warriors 4 and GTA:VC are the only shining lights at the end of the dark dreary tunnel that serves at the metaphor for my day.

 

Okay, so maybe not that bad. But, being at work and having a headache does not a happy Dutchman make. Not to mention when they run out of things for me to do ...

 

"Make a brochure."

"Sure, no problem."

 

"Organize the computer's photos."

"Mmhmm, no sweat."

 

"Go weed the flower garden outside."

"WTF?"

*seeing he doesn't need to continue insulting Johnson anymore decides to turn this into a chat thread*

 

Ps2 does own. Your life is better than mine dude. I spend my days chopping down trees. You know hoe BORING that is? I'm looking forward to April when I can quit and go home to Abbotsford. Once I do that I can start terrorizing you in chats again.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Well since I;m not, I guess CWM is wrong.

 

Good luck getting him to admit it, I have proven him wrong at least twice in the past two days and he just ignores it.  That's his god given talent I think.

You have proven shit.

 

What do you have to admit? How about that you are a stupid fuck that can not admit when they are wrong?

I admitted I was wrong about Nash drawing.

 

I admitted I was wrong about Banky being Tiff.

 

But the thing that started all this shit was the Kobe thread where I formed an educated opinion on the facts of the case so far and people tried to tell me I was wrong. Well, until the case is closed I can't be proven wrong, but if and when I am I will admit it willingly.

Why do you have a rapist in your sig?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I admitted I was wrong about Banky being Tiff.

Yes, yes you were.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Well since I;m not, I guess CWM is wrong.

 

Good luck getting him to admit it, I have proven him wrong at least twice in the past two days and he just ignores it.  That's his god given talent I think.

You have proven shit.

 

What do you have to admit? How about that you are a stupid fuck that can not admit when they are wrong?

I admitted I was wrong about Nash drawing.

 

I admitted I was wrong about Banky being Tiff.

 

But the thing that started all this shit was the Kobe thread where I formed an educated opinion on the facts of the case so far and people tried to tell me I was wrong. Well, until the case is closed I can't be proven wrong, but if and when I am I will admit it willingly.

Why do you have a rapist in your sig?

Alleged rapist!

[Guest Ripper]

Well since I;m not, I guess CWM is wrong.

 

Good luck getting him to admit it, I have proven him wrong at least twice in the past two days and he just ignores it.  That's his god given talent I think.

You have proven shit.

 

What do you have to admit? How about that you are a stupid fuck that can not admit when they are wrong?

I admitted I was wrong about Nash drawing.

 

I admitted I was wrong about Banky being Tiff.

 

But the thing that started all this shit was the Kobe thread where I formed an educated opinion on the facts of the case so far and people tried to tell me I was wrong. Well, until the case is closed I can't be proven wrong, but if and when I am I will admit it willingly.

Your "facts" were proven to not be "facts" therefore this statement is incorrect. There. There you are being proved wrong. Let me guess.

 

Johnson: How where my facts proven wrong blah blah educated opinion balh blah blahimabigfatdumbassblah blah blah.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Life would be nothing but a giant reeking pile of monkey shit were it not for the wonder that is Playstation 2.  Dynasty Warriors 4 and GTA:VC are the only shining lights at the end of the dark dreary tunnel that serves at the metaphor for my day.

 

Okay, so maybe not that bad.  But, being at work and having a headache does not a happy Dutchman make.  Not to mention when they run out of things for me to do ...

 

"Make a brochure."

"Sure, no problem."

 

"Organize the computer's photos."

"Mmhmm, no sweat."

 

"Go weed the flower garden outside."

"WTF?"

*seeing he doesn't need to continue insulting Johnson anymore decides to turn this into a chat thread*

 

Ps2 does own. Your life is better than mine dude. I spend my days chopping down trees. You know hoe BORING that is? I'm looking forward to April when I can quit and go home to Abbotsford. Once I do that I can start terrorizing you in chats again.

Tree chopping sounds like it could be fun. Of course I know shit.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Well since I;m not, I guess CWM is wrong.

 

Good luck getting him to admit it, I have proven him wrong at least twice in the past two days and he just ignores it.  That's his god given talent I think.

You have proven shit.

 

What do you have to admit? How about that you are a stupid fuck that can not admit when they are wrong?

I admitted I was wrong about Nash drawing.

 

I admitted I was wrong about Banky being Tiff.

 

But the thing that started all this shit was the Kobe thread where I formed an educated opinion on the facts of the case so far and people tried to tell me I was wrong. Well, until the case is closed I can't be proven wrong, but if and when I am I will admit it willingly.

Your "facts" were proven to not be "facts" therefore this statement is incorrect. There. There you are being proved wrong. Let me guess.

 

Johnson: How where my facts proven wrong blah blah educated opinion balh blah blahimabigfatdumbassblah blah blah.

You are the lost cause here, not me.

 

And like I said, if I end up being wrong about my facts then so be it. I am actually man enough to admit it if I am wrong.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

Ps2 does own. Your life is better than mine dude. I spend my days chopping down trees. You know hoe BORING that is? I'm looking forward to April when I can quit and go home to Abbotsford. Once I do that I can start terrorizing you in chats again.

 

I'd love to be chopping down trees. Build up some muscle, force myself to get into shape (*has no willpower*). I do get to move heavy shit around at work now and then though. I'm hoping to get a job at the post office soon and Lord knows with all the damn packages they have to move around there, I'm bound to build up SOME sort of stamina and muscle mass.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Life would be nothing but a giant reeking pile of monkey shit were it not for the wonder that is Playstation 2.  Dynasty Warriors 4 and GTA:VC are the only shining lights at the end of the dark dreary tunnel that serves at the metaphor for my day.

 

Okay, so maybe not that bad.  But, being at work and having a headache does not a happy Dutchman make.  Not to mention when they run out of things for me to do ...

 

"Make a brochure."

"Sure, no problem."

 

"Organize the computer's photos."

"Mmhmm, no sweat."

 

"Go weed the flower garden outside."

"WTF?"

*seeing he doesn't need to continue insulting Johnson anymore decides to turn this into a chat thread*

 

Ps2 does own. Your life is better than mine dude. I spend my days chopping down trees. You know hoe BORING that is? I'm looking forward to April when I can quit and go home to Abbotsford. Once I do that I can start terrorizing you in chats again.

Tree chopping sounds like it could be fun. Of course I know shit.

For the first dozen maybe. But it's very repetitive and it's killer on the arms,shoulder and back.

 

 

ONE MILLION REASONS why Johnson is a dumbass is now up. CONTRIBUTE everyone.

[Guest Brickwall]

Well since I;m not, I guess CWM is wrong.

 

Good luck getting him to admit it, I have proven him wrong at least twice in the past two days and he just ignores it.  That's his god given talent I think.

You have proven shit.

 

What do you have to admit? How about that you are a stupid fuck that can not admit when they are wrong?

I admitted I was wrong about Nash drawing.

 

I admitted I was wrong about Banky being Tiff.

 

But the thing that started all this shit was the Kobe thread where I formed an educated opinion on the facts of the case so far and people tried to tell me I was wrong. Well, until the case is closed I can't be proven wrong, but if and when I am I will admit it willingly.

Your "facts" were proven to not be "facts" therefore this statement is incorrect. There. There you are being proved wrong. Let me guess.

 

Johnson: How where my facts proven wrong blah blah educated opinion balh blah blahimabigfatdumbassblah blah blah.

You are the lost cause here, not me.

 

And like I said, if I end up being wrong about my facts then so be it. I am actually man enough to admit it if I am wrong.

*sigh*

 

Do I even have to say anything here?

[Guest Retro Rob]

And like I said, if I end up being wrong about my facts then so be it. I am actually man enough to admit it if I am wrong.

Why don't you admit that your facts actually are not facts YET and may never be facts ever?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Ps2 does own. Your life is better than mine dude. I spend my days chopping down trees. You know hoe BORING that is? I'm looking forward to April when I can quit and go home to Abbotsford. Once I do that I can start terrorizing you in chats again.

 

I'd love to be chopping down trees. Build up some muscle, force myself to get into shape (*has no willpower*). I do get to move heavy shit around at work now and then though. I'm hoping to get a job at the post office soon and Lord knows with all the damn packages they have to move around there, I'm bound to build up SOME sort of stamina and muscle mass.

you at the post office?!? I actually can see you as one of those crazy ass postmen.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

And like I said, if I end up being wrong about my facts then so be it.  I am actually man enough to admit it if I am wrong.

Why don't you admit that your facts actually are not facts YET and may never be facts ever?

So the reports of her OD aren't facts?

 

The reports from campus police that the chick is crazy isn't fact?

 

The reports that she is on medication for mental illness isn't fact?

 

Hmm, let me think. Yes they are!

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

I'd photocopy the fish and stick it in every package.

[Guest Brickwall]

The opinion of a campus police officer is not a fact. Thats why its called HIS OPINION. FACT is not based on OPINION. How can this possibly not get through to you.

 

SHIT, EVEN I GET THAT!!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'd photocopy the fish and stick it in every package.

Bastard.

 

I have to go work now. I'll leave you all to deal with Johnson. MWAHAHAHA.

 

I have a feeling Johnson is going to wind up getting banned soon anyway. I jut have one of THOSE gut feelings.

[Guest Retro Rob]

And like I said, if I end up being wrong about my facts then so be it.  I am actually man enough to admit it if I am wrong.

Why don't you admit that your facts actually are not facts YET and may never be facts ever?

So the reports of her OD aren't facts?

 

The reports from campus police that the chick is crazy isn't fact?

 

The reports that she is on medication for mental illness isn't fact?

 

Hmm, let me think. Yes they are!

But using those facts (and opinion) you made it out to be a FACT that she was under the influence of something that night.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

The opinion of a campus police officer is not a fact. Thats why its called HIS OPINION. FACT is not based on OPINION. How can this possibly not get through to you.

 

SHIT, EVEN I GET THAT!!

Quiet up now. He don't need no education.