One Million Reasons why Johnson

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

1. Worse grammar and spelling than me

 

2. Lower IQ than DJ JEFF

 

3. Can't argue his way out of a paper bag.

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4. People with numbers in their screen-name suck ass.

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5. He thinks Kobe is the most recognized man in sports around the world.

[Guest godthedog]

6. thought kevin nash with the title would be a "good idea"

 

7. makes his secret homosexual desires known by calling other male posters "ass" a disturbing amount of times

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8. I thinks Nash is a draw

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

5. He thinks Kobe is the most recognized man in sports around the world.

I never said that.

 

I have no problem with this thread, but at least know whay you are talking about, moron.

[Guest Retro Rob]

8. Created the worst alter-ego ever: Otis.

[Guest Retro Rob]

9. Is going to try and prove all 1 million reasons wrong.

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10. He loves you, talent foe.

[Guest Eagan469]

Is going to try and prove all 1 million reasons wrong

 

11. And will fail...miserably

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12. He wants the truth? He can't handle the truth. No truth handler he. I derride his truth handling abilities.

 

I'm watching The Simpsons. Sue me.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

13)He gave me no credit for THIS:

 

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14. Doesn't respect:

 

[Guest Retro Rob]

15: Currently has three active threads revolving around his ignorance.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

16: Was out-debated by a brick wall.

[Guest DrainYou42]

17. Has not been here as long as me

[Guest caboose]

18. The Lakers Suck.

[Guest Retro Rob]

19. His name is another word for "cock".

[Guest AM The Kid]

20.He's also from Calgary...gives us a bad name!

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

20.He's also from Calgary...gives us a bad name!

No I'm not.

 

Where did that come from?

[Guest chirs3]

4. People with numbers in their screen-name suck ass.

20. He apparently is bad enough to warrant a million-reasons thread, one of which applies to me.

[Guest Retro Rob]

(Chris, he said "numbers. You just have one)

 

Oh yeah, Johnson....

 

21. Believes we are are all below him when it comes to intellect.

[Guest AM The Kid]

20.He's also from Calgary...gives us a bad name!

No I'm not.

 

Where did that come from?

Well you're from Alberta though...I'm pretty sure...well, uh...fuck. I'm just gonna wait for a comeback. I just woke up and I'm honestly too tired to figure out whats going on.

Have a nice day!

 

22.Is on the side of Kobe.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

20.He's also from Calgary...gives us a bad name!

No I'm not.

 

Where did that come from?

Well you're from Alberta though...I'm pretty sure...well, uh...fuck. I'm just gonna wait for a comeback. I just woke up and I'm honestly too tired to figure out whats going on.

Have a nice day!

 

22.Is on the side of Kobe.

I am not from Canada at all. I am an American.

 

Get your shit straight man.

[Guest chirs3]

(Chris, he said "numbers. You just have one)

Hey, you're right!

 

23. Made me needlessly worry about one of the rules applying to me.

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24. Made me worry the glorious Chris3

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

25. We all thought he was Smarkzone when he started posting on here... and he probably is even though we just can't prove it.

[Guest AM The Kid]

26.I gave him too much credit, he's just another dumb American!

 

27.Does not respect the arm bar~!

 

 

 

...no offence to my intellegent American buddies.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

George Costanza: "I tell ya something. I wish there were pigmen. You got a few of these pigmen walking around, suddenly I'm looking a lot better. That way if someone wanted to fix me up, they could say, "Hey, at least he's no pigman."

 

 

With that in mind:

 

28. He's a pigman

[Guest Ripper]

29: Thinks he's not racist because he likes basketball and black people play it. YEAH dude...I remember that conversation.