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Guest cobainwasmurdered
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1. Worse grammar and spelling than me

 

2. Lower IQ than DJ JEFF

 

3. Can't argue his way out of a paper bag.

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Guest godthedog
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6. thought kevin nash with the title would be a "good idea"

 

7. makes his secret homosexual desires known by calling other male posters "ass" a disturbing amount of times

Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620
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5. He thinks Kobe is the most recognized man in sports around the world.

I never said that.

 

I have no problem with this thread, but at least know whay you are talking about, moron.

Guest Retro Rob
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8. Created the worst alter-ego ever: Otis.

Guest Retro Rob
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9. Is going to try and prove all 1 million reasons wrong.

Guest Eagan469
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Is going to try and prove all 1 million reasons wrong

 

11. And will fail...miserably

Guest Zack Malibu
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13)He gave me no credit for THIS:

 

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Guest Retro Rob
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15: Currently has three active threads revolving around his ignorance.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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16: Was out-debated by a brick wall.

Guest Retro Rob
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19. His name is another word for "cock".

Guest AM The Kid
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20.He's also from Calgary...gives us a bad name!

Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620
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20.He's also from Calgary...gives us a bad name!

No I'm not.

 

Where did that come from?

Guest chirs3
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4. People with numbers in their screen-name suck ass.

20. He apparently is bad enough to warrant a million-reasons thread, one of which applies to me. :(

Guest Retro Rob
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(Chris, he said "numbers. You just have one)

 

Oh yeah, Johnson....

 

21. Believes we are are all below him when it comes to intellect.

Guest AM The Kid
Posted
20.He's also from Calgary...gives us a bad name!

No I'm not.

 

Where did that come from?

Well you're from Alberta though...I'm pretty sure...well, uh...fuck. I'm just gonna wait for a comeback. I just woke up and I'm honestly too tired to figure out whats going on.

Have a nice day!

 

22.Is on the side of Kobe.

Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620
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20.He's also from Calgary...gives us a bad name!

No I'm not.

 

Where did that come from?

Well you're from Alberta though...I'm pretty sure...well, uh...fuck. I'm just gonna wait for a comeback. I just woke up and I'm honestly too tired to figure out whats going on.

Have a nice day!

 

22.Is on the side of Kobe.

I am not from Canada at all. I am an American.

 

Get your shit straight man.

Guest chirs3
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(Chris, he said "numbers. You just have one)

Hey, you're right!

 

23. Made me needlessly worry about one of the rules applying to me.

Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0
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25. We all thought he was Smarkzone when he started posting on here... and he probably is even though we just can't prove it.

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

26.I gave him too much credit, he's just another dumb American!

 

27.Does not respect the arm bar~!

 

 

 

...no offence to my intellegent American buddies.

Guest oldschoolwrestling
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George Costanza: "I tell ya something. I wish there were pigmen. You got a few of these pigmen walking around, suddenly I'm looking a lot better. That way if someone wanted to fix me up, they could say, "Hey, at least he's no pigman."

 

 

With that in mind:

 

28. He's a pigman

Guest Ripper
Posted

29: Thinks he's not racist because he likes basketball and black people play it. YEAH dude...I remember that conversation.

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