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Guest godthedog
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29: Thinks he's not racist because he likes basketball and black people play it. YEAH dude...I remember that conversation.

my god...he's pino from 'do the right thing'!

Guest nl5xsk1
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(Chris, he said "numbers.  You just have one)

Hey, you're right!

 

23. Made me needlessly worry about one of the rules applying to me.

31. Gives a bad name to those of us with more than one number in our name.

Guest Angle-plex
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32. Sits at the end of driveways waiting for cops while other people party

Guest Mattdotcom
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34. He makes me not like Alabama.

 

35. I saw him misspell "what".

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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36. Was not only the "F" at campus but knows all the SUPER SECRET F SECRETS~!

Guest Ripper
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37. Otis spelled backwards is "Sit O" and thats just disturbing.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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37. Johnson spelled backwards is nosnhoj

 

i...just wanted to say that

Guest Ripper
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40: His name says Johns on. What the fuck is John and if you aren't using it, why is it on you electricity wasting fuck.

Guest Ripper
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41: The board crashed while I was trying to make that last post. YOU BASTARD~!

Guest Ripper
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Thinks keeping away the cops for drunk college kids so they can drive home later is "responsible"

Guest AM The Kid
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43. Doesnt respect, or sell the ARM BAR~!

Guest justsoyouknow
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44. Had that really dumb "klique-fellas" banner that made absolutely no sense.

Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0
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46. As long as he is never banned, we really will reach 1,000,000 reasons, sad to say.

Guest Choken One
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47. Has no Purpose here other then too annoy CWM and that doesn't take much

Guest AM The Kid
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48.He is no where as entertaining as last nights Raw.

Guest Choken One
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49. Hemoroid implanbts are slightly more entertaining then Johnson

Guest DrainYou42
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50. Is not as entertaining as Notch Johnson

Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0
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46. As long as he is never banned, we really will reach 1,000,000 reasons, sad to say.

As a minor follow-up on that...

 

51. With each thread he posts in, we'll have at least 10 new reasons to add here. On average.

Guest The Amazing Rando
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53. He made me have to edit this post.

Guest The Amazing Rando
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54. He killed my cat. Well, he might have done. That and being hit by a car...

56. Johnson killed a kitten...i'm sure you can guess how...

 

57. He caused me to put that horrible mental image in all of your heads

 

58. He caused me to want to post this.

Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0
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59. He's already "made us" do many things that were our fau- ah fuck, accept the burden of everyone on this Earth's original sin, boy! You deserve it anyway 'cause you're such a goddamn loser.

Guest godthedog
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55. he doesn't make me laugh.

60. makes me laugh for all the wrong reasons

 

61. thought that "rape free is the way to be!" is a clever and witty slogan

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
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62. Still thinks "tastless", "pasteing", and "flameing" are correct

 

Can I jump to 1620 since that is the number in his name? We did with DJ Jeff, so it should be cool.

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