One Million Reasons why Johnson

[Guest Brickwall]

30: Doesn't get it when even I can.

[Guest godthedog]

29: Thinks he's not racist because he likes basketball and black people play it. YEAH dude...I remember that conversation.

my god...he's pino from 'do the right thing'!

[Guest nl5xsk1]

(Chris, he said "numbers.  You just have one)

Hey, you're right!

 

23. Made me needlessly worry about one of the rules applying to me.

31. Gives a bad name to those of us with more than one number in our name.

[Guest Angle-plex]

32. Sits at the end of driveways waiting for cops while other people party

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

(Chris, he said "numbers.  You just have one)

Hey, you're right!

 

23. Made me needlessly worry about one of the rules applying to me.

31. Gives a bad name to those of us with more than one number in our name.

your name is cool enough to transcend that rule.

 

33. Probably doesn't like cats.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

34. He makes me not like Alabama.

 

35. I saw him misspell "what".

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

36. Was not only the "F" at campus but knows all the SUPER SECRET F SECRETS~!

[Guest Ripper]

37. Otis spelled backwards is "Sit O" and thats just disturbing.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

37. Johnson spelled backwards is nosnhoj

 

i...just wanted to say that

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

39. Otis was also the name of a cuddly aardvaark puppet on British kids TV. He doesn't deserve to desecrate the name...

[Guest Ripper]

40: His name says Johns on. What the fuck is John and if you aren't using it, why is it on you electricity wasting fuck.

[Guest Ripper]

41: The board crashed while I was trying to make that last post. YOU BASTARD~!

[Guest Ripper]

Thinks keeping away the cops for drunk college kids so they can drive home later is "responsible"

[Guest AM The Kid]

43. Doesnt respect, or sell the ARM BAR~!

[Guest justsoyouknow]

44. Had that really dumb "klique-fellas" banner that made absolutely no sense.

[Guest Ripper]

45: made me forget to put a number on 42.

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

46. As long as he is never banned, we really will reach 1,000,000 reasons, sad to say.

[Guest Choken One]

47. Has no Purpose here other then too annoy CWM and that doesn't take much

[Guest AM The Kid]

48.He is no where as entertaining as last nights Raw.

[Guest Choken One]

49. Hemoroid implanbts are slightly more entertaining then Johnson

[Guest DrainYou42]

50. Is not as entertaining as Notch Johnson

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

46. As long as he is never banned, we really will reach 1,000,000 reasons, sad to say.

As a minor follow-up on that...

 

51. With each thread he posts in, we'll have at least 10 new reasons to add here. On average.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

52. Unlike Samuel Johnson, he never invented the dictionary.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

53. He made me have to edit this post.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

54. He killed my cat. Well, he might have done. That and being hit by a car...

[Adam 0]

55. he doesn't make me laugh.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

54. He killed my cat. Well, he might have done. That and being hit by a car...

56. Johnson killed a kitten...i'm sure you can guess how...

 

57. He caused me to put that horrible mental image in all of your heads

 

58. He caused me to want to post this.

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

59. He's already "made us" do many things that were our fau- ah fuck, accept the burden of everyone on this Earth's original sin, boy! You deserve it anyway 'cause you're such a goddamn loser.

[Guest godthedog]

55. he doesn't make me laugh.

60. makes me laugh for all the wrong reasons

 

61. thought that "rape free is the way to be!" is a clever and witty slogan

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

62. Still thinks "tastless", "pasteing", and "flameing" are correct

 

Can I jump to 1620 since that is the number in his name? We did with DJ Jeff, so it should be cool.