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Barron fact:

 

Hey Nevemortal- that ROH picture of your friend that you linked-

 

I'm actually in that very same picture!

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nwoscorpion fact: I killed Mr. Boddy in the bathroom with a steel dildo.

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My Eyes

 

A little older, little wiser

With every breath I learn just a little more

ANd with all I've seen, I've finally made up my mind

Enough of this world

Enough blood in these eyes

So, so, so sick of this life

 

CHORUS

It's about time I realized

Release this hate from inside

Enough blood in my eyes

 

Call it what you will

Call it suicide

Disregard how you feel

I'm just freeing my mind

Clench my teeth as I sleep

So, so, so sick of this life

Cannot take, cannot fake

Can't shake this blood from these eyes

 

CHORUS

 

All I have and all I will be

Nevertheless I'll live for all eternity

'Cause you can't erase my words, can't erase my mind

You can't wipe out my thoughts

Can't shake this blood from my eyes

So, so, so don't even try

 

CHORUS

 

Just give me one good reason to live

I'll give you three to die

Let's leave this world behind

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Eagan, if u posted a pic of Salute Your Shorts i would die

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nwoscorpion: Boo Bradley makes me sick, and marks out for Salute Your Shorts.

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This thread should be permanently retitled "The Wait For Smackdown Spoilers Begins Here".

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Dark Matches:

 

The FBI (Palumbo & Stamboli) defeated Slater Slayne & Derek Stryker

 

WWE Velocity Tapings (to air 8/2):

Matt Hardy defeated Brian "Spanky" Kendrick

 

The Basham Brothers & Sean O'Haire defeated The APA & Funaki

 

Ultimo Dragon defeated Nunzio

 

WWE SmackDown Tapings (to air 7/31):

 

Kurt Angle comes to the ring and cuts a promo about how he is the new WWE Champion four months after his neck surgery. Brock Lesnar interrupts and challenges Angle to a re-match. Angle accepts but Vince McMahon comes out and claims Angle does not want a re-match and calls him a backstabber. McMahon says no re-match until Brock earns it. Vince says Lesnar will earn that tonight as he teams with Kurt Angle against two opponents of his choosing.

 

Rey Mysterio w/ Billy Kidman defeated Shelton Benjamin w/ Charlie Haas

 

First segment involving Torrie Wilson and Jamie Noble. Torrie gets to the room. Jamie Noble is waiting in the room in his underwear in a cowboy hat. Shows off some sex toys to Torrie and she starts to get sick.

 

Chris Benoit defeated Doink the Clown - Before the match, Rhyno cut a promo backstage saying he needs a warm-up before he can face him. After the match, Rhyno says he isn't coming to the ring and calls Benoit a joke.

 

Second segment involving Torrie Wilson and Jamie Noble. Nidia joins the fun and her and Noble go at it while Torrie looks on disgusted. I guess they were "doing it" in many numerous positions that made Torrie disgusted.

 

Backstage promo between Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar.

 

Eddie Guerrero defeated Tajiri to retain the WWE United States Championship - Tajiri came out of the trunk of Eddie's low rider and gave Eddie the green mist to the face. Guerrero tries to get out of the match but the referee warns Guerrero to wrestle or forfeit the title. Guerrero eventually gets the win to retain the belt.

 

Shannon Moore w/ Matt Hardy defeated Zach Gowen - After the match, Matt Hardy beat on Gowen and got a McMahon type "ASSHOLE" chant from the crowd.

 

John Cena defeated Orlando Jordan - Before the match started, Cena challenged The Undertaker to a match next week on SmackDown.

 

Third segment involving Torrie Wilson and Jamie Noble. Nidia and Jamie Noble get out of the shower and say it will now turn into a threesome. Someone knocks on the door and it turns out to be Billy Gunn. Noble backs up and says he hasn't layed a finger on Torrie tonight and he pleaded with him not to hit him. Gunn asks Torrie if she is okay and she says yes. Nidia and Noble start going at it again in the background. Gunn and Torrie look in surprise.

 

Backstage, Brock Lesnar comes into Vince McMahon's office and challenges Vince for a match next week on SmackDown. Vince said he will take it into consideration.

 

Fourth segment involving Torrie Wilson and Jamie Noble. They open the video with all four people (Gunn, Torrie, Nidia and Noble) all in bed together, looking like they all just had sex. Yes, it ended that way. Said to be very funny.

 

Sable came to the ring. She cut a promo about how she is the dominant female on SmackDown since she defeated Stephanie McMahon at Vengeance. Sable then introduces the mystery opponents for Kurt Angle & Brock Lesnar tonight. Big Show and A-Train come out as the mystery tag team. Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar are then introduced.

 

Kurt Angle & Brock Lesnar defeated A-Train & Big Show - The match ended when Lesnar hit Big Show with the F-5 but Angle tagged himself in to get the pin on Big Show for the win. After the match, Lesnar looks at Angle like "what the hell just happened?" Lesnar gives Angle an F-5. Vince McMahon comes out and says he accepts Lesnar's challenge for next week but it will come with a stipulation. Vince says the match will be in a 15 foot high Steel Cage.

 

OTHER NOTES:

 

- The arena was about 95% full. Only 5 rows on the top deck were tarped off.

 

- The biggest pop of the night came for Brock Lesnar, Kurt Angle and Rey Mysterio. Biggest heat of the night came for Vince McMahon, when Matt Hardy attacked Zach Gowen and Big Show/A-Train.

 

- Afterwards, Kevin Lowery was waiting outside of the arena and some funny spots took place. Johnny Stamboli came up and signed autographs in addition to Rey Mysterio. Shelton Benjamin then started walking towards the crowd like he was going to sign autographs but he stopped and gave everyone the finger and smiled. John Cena also appeared but he went straight to his car, giving everyone the peace sign followed by the finger. Said to be very funny in person.

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thanks for the nostalgia rush eagan

Guest Choken One
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Um...Spoilers are actually up now

they don't belong here...

 

 

Read the topic title...

 

 

Oh...

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