Promo: "Hours Passed in Exile"

[Guest Muzz]

ex·per·i·ment ( k-sp r -m nt)

n.

 

1. a. A test under controlled conditions that is made to demonstrate a known truth, examine the validity of a hypothesis, or determine the efficacy of something previously untried.

 

b. The process of conducting such a test; experimentation.

 

2. An innovative act or procedure

 

3. The result of experimentation

 

 

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‘At night, I look out upon the world from my position high above the clouds, and cast my eyes onto people, onto society itself, and what I see displeases me, I’m sorry to say.’

 

‘I see the world so clearly through these eyes of mine, it allows me to see the truth, and life for what it is, not how it has been known and come to be accepted. ‘

 

‘I’ve changed my life. Before, I was pathetic. A Pathetic excuse for a man who would sooner drown his sorrows and take his own life before he would ever choose the path of self-improvement.’

 

‘But, I found the light my friends. No, no, I did not find god, who I found at the end of that light was I. Myself. Staring back I finally found a path to follow, and this path is not reserved for me along.’

 

‘This will be a life changing experience for you that I promise you will not regret. Though life may seem bleak and your future hazy, I will be there to show you the light, and there, you will find me, there with open arms.’

 

‘You need not be afraid, because soon, all will be hear my message and I will welcome them to the fold and show you a better life, one which you deserve.’

 

‘Though sometimes… I feel my words do not reach you. In one ear, out the other, distorted along the way by corporate, government misinformation. Your attention has been diverted, but not for much longer.’

 

‘My peers, they entertain you, no? My fellow co-workers, do you enjoy to watch them? Oh of course, why wouldn’t they? Unfortunately, your attention should be on me, but still you continue to watch them, like brain dead zombies, day and night.’

 

‘Sheep, I believe I called you, and why not, as I see you wearing their T-Shirts, playing their games, reciting their catch cries for a laugh. To watch the drama unfold in the SWF is your drug, but this cannot happen.’

 

‘Which is why action must be taken. The weak and petty in this federation, I’ll counsel them personally, but in nearly every case, extreme action must be taken to make someone see your way. That is human nature, unfortunately, and though you hate me for it, it must be done.’

 

‘You can’t be influenced by those people who care nothing for you, yet you would follow them to the ends of the earth, but not if I can get to them first… Who? Well, you will find out in time.’

 

‘I continue my journey at Ground Zero. I face three other men for the contendership of the ICTV title, and this is not an opportunity I will pass up, and I will do anything to get that chance. By the nights end, you will be singing my praises, and another step will be taken as I forge my legacy, and you can to.’

 

‘Put down that pen! Let your fingers rest! Life goes on my friends, and it is passing you by every second of the day, but you can take life by the scruff of the neck and take what is rightfully yours!’

 

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‘This is my experiment, my baby, so join the evolution of the revolution, together, our lives will be changed forever, changed for the better.’

 

‘I’ll do anything for my experiment to succeed, but I can see my vision so clearly, and I know what I fight for is worth the blood, sweat and tears, of others.’

 

‘Like a phoenix I have risen, but I will not leave you in my wake, so join me…’

 

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‘Join me.’

 

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‘Join me.’

 

...

 

‘The revolution is nigh’

 

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Black·well (bl ck w l , -w l)

 

1. A cunning and shrewd individual, possessing great knowledge.

 

2. The personification of Education and Sophistication; One to respect and admire

 

3. A cold, calculating man with no regrets, and no remorse…

 

 

 

 

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‘Come Ground Zero, William, Nathaniel and Michael will be a distant memory in the deepest recessing of your mind. All you will see is me, and my message will be heard.’

 

 

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[Guest Crowe]

There is one man you won't be able to corrupt with your message.

 

He is Crow.

 

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If you give him marijuana however, he might hear you out for a couple minutes.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

I'll also be willing to hear your message for a bottle of Stoli and 5 bucks. Upon not providing these delights, the Andrew Blackwell Experiment will be jobbed repeatedly to Naked Mideon in EWR.

 

Way to beat everyone to the PPV hype punch, by the way. I'm diggin'.

[muzz 0]

How about I give you all nothing but a hit over the head with a crowbar?

 

Then the deprogramming begins...

 

*shifty eyes*

[Crowe 0]

Works for me.