Guest Choken One Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 God...Assassians sucked huge sweaty salty balls. Indeed. It didn't even have that "so bad it's good" feel that action films like "Commando" have. i can't believe Juiliane Moore signed on to do that movie...
Guest Choken One Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 Dammit I missed out on the post whoring due to work. Freaking 37 hours work in 3 days. Any common aspect in the post whoring tonight? Movies. It's actually the most Coherent Spoiler Thread in WEEKS!
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 JOHN F'N CUSACK: • Identity • Runaway Jury • Max • America's Sweethearts • Serendipity • High Fidelity • Being John Malkovich • Cradle Will Rock • Hellcab • The Jack Bull • Pushing Tin • This Is My Father • Chicago Cab • The Thin Red Line • Anastasia • Con Air • Grosse Pointe Blank • Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil • City Hall • Bullets Over Broadway • Floundering • The Road to Wellville • Map of the Human Heart • Money for Nothing • Bob Roberts • Roadside Prophets • Shadows and Fog • True Colors • The Grifters • Fat Man and Little Boy • Say Anything • Tapeheads • Eight Men Out • Hot Pursuit • One Crazy Summer • Stand by Me • Better Off Dead • The Journey of Natty Gann • The Sure Thing • Sixteen Candles • Class
Guest BionicRedneck Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 Yeah. Even she sucked in Assassins.
Guest Choken One Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 JOHN F'N CUSACK: • Identity • Runaway Jury • Max • America's Sweethearts • Serendipity • High Fidelity • Being John Malkovich • Cradle Will Rock • Hellcab • The Jack Bull • Pushing Tin • This Is My Father • Chicago Cab • The Thin Red Line • Anastasia • Con Air • Grosse Pointe Blank • Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil • City Hall • Bullets Over Broadway • Floundering • The Road to Wellville • Map of the Human Heart • Money for Nothing • Bob Roberts • Roadside Prophets • Shadows and Fog • True Colors • The Grifters • Fat Man and Little Boy • Say Anything • Tapeheads • Eight Men Out • Hot Pursuit • One Crazy Summer • Stand by Me • Better Off Dead • The Journey of Natty Gann • The Sure Thing • Sixteen Candles • Class Cusack is SO under rated. When he was early 20's...I thought he would make the PERFECT Holden Caulfield.
Guest BionicRedneck Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 On the John Cusack post: Am I the only person who liked Con Air?
Garth Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 When it begins to get light outside, thats when you know you need to go to bed.
Guest Choken One Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 On the John Cusack post: Am I the only person who liked Con Air? No. A lot of people liked the movie on the pointless fun popcorn action flick that it was... Cage and Malkovich were having fun there... Cusack was fucking bland...
Garth Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 No i liked Con Air.....but i'm English so my opinion dosen't count.
Guest Showstoppa Icon Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 On the John Cusack post: Am I the only person who liked Con Air? Chris Rock: Con Air? Con Shit! -Dogma
Garth Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 I'm so hungry, i'm now chowing down on some tomato ketchup with nothing else. I can't be arsed to go downstairs and get proper food.
Guest Choken One Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 why ya have Ketchup in your room anyways?
Guest BionicRedneck Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 because he is clearly a sicko.
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 Con Air was pretty fun for what it was.
Garth Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 Well i made myself a susage sandwhich earlier, and you can't have a susage sandwhich without ketchup. I'm a sloppy bitch and have 3 days worth of plates in my room and the ketchup of course, and its not like its even good quality ketchup its from fucking sainsburys. Which is lie the 4th best supermarket over here, if it was like high end ketchup from waitrose or heinz then i would be content but oh no, no fucking way. And why the hell is HP sauce called Steak sauce over your way? Its not just for steaks, its good with anything dammit!
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 JOHN F'N CUSACK: • Identity • Runaway Jury • Max • America's Sweethearts • Serendipity • High Fidelity • Being John Malkovich • Cradle Will Rock • Hellcab • The Jack Bull • Pushing Tin • This Is My Father • Chicago Cab • The Thin Red Line • Anastasia • Con Air • Grosse Pointe Blank • Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil • City Hall • Bullets Over Broadway • Floundering • The Road to Wellville • Map of the Human Heart • Money for Nothing • Bob Roberts • Roadside Prophets • Shadows and Fog • True Colors • The Grifters • Fat Man and Little Boy • Say Anything • Tapeheads • Eight Men Out • Hot Pursuit • One Crazy Summer • Stand by Me • Better Off Dead • The Journey of Natty Gann • The Sure Thing • Sixteen Candles • Class Cusack is SO under rated. When he was early 20's...I thought he would make the PERFECT Holden Caulfield. You have said it. Under-rated. You get an extra Cookie. Anyone else think Better Off Dead friggin owns ? Oh, I liked Con Air.
Garth Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 Someone talk to me on msn to keep me alert, i'm starting to drift off. My msns [email protected]
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 hmm.. This thread has ground to a screeching halt.
Guest Choken One Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 well...Yeah... Anyone else listening to R.R.R right now?
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 Sense of Humour: A measurement of the extent to which you notice that you're trapped in a world almost totally devoid of reason. Laughter is how you release the anxiety you feel about this.
Guest Choken One Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKE UUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest cabbageboy Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 Better Off Dead is a really fun movie. I like it a lot, deserves to be better known. Assassins did suck, and would you believe I actually saw that at the theater? Not until it was 2nd run of course ($1). The movie was way too long, something like 2 hours and 15 mins. And the final twist was cheesy and very predictable. Commando however rules all. "I don't need the gun John!!!!!" If you want a really cheesy Stallone movie from the Assassins time period watch Judge Dredd. I saw that one too (was I in some type of Stallone markdom back then?). It was a movie that I thought was lame back in 1995, but oddly enough time has been good to it because it seriously does NOT hold up anymore. At the time it was a typical cheesy Stallone actioner, now the effects date horribly and the script is hilariously bad. It's better now than when it came out due to it sucking more, if that makes any sense.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 Demolition Man fucking ruled.
Guest Choken One Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 Demolition Man had camp written all over it and yet it became an actual solid action flick...
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 Demolition man is one of my favorite movies ever. I've probably seen it a dozen times or more
Guest Zero_Cool Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 Demolition Man is a good three o clock in the morning, lost in the muck of movie channels experience. Solid. And Better Off Dead is a classic. It's completely off the wall and stupid, but then there's subtle briliance in there.
Guest Choken One Posted August 6, 2003 Report Posted August 6, 2003 I missed the "subtle brilliance". Any hooo...Any one even bother to check up for spoilers yet?
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