The One & Only Cock Shots Thread

[Guest TheGame2705]

Cartman has the best cock.

[buffybeast 0]

None of the featured cocks are big enough for me.

I'm very impressed. A night with you would be like parking a bicycle in an airplane hangar, or throwing a toothpick into the grand canyon. I'd be all over you just for the echo.

Puh-leeze. Like I said, I've only ever had sex with one man and he was only 5.5 inches. My privates are VERY tight.

 

Then how the hell do you know the ones in this thread are too small?

 

Because my last boyfriend's penis was only 5.5 inches and it did nothing for me. I suspect I need bigger.

[TSA09 0]

So you are saying that the guys that showed their cocks are small? So you think Laz's cock is small?

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Yummy

[Guest stardust]

Puh-leeze. Like I said, I've only ever had sex with one man and he was only 5.5 inches. My privates are VERY tight.

 

Then how the hell do you know the ones in this thread are too small?

 

Because my last boyfriend's penis was only 5.5 inches and it did nothing for me. I suspect I need bigger.

If you need bigger, then your privates aren't as tight as you think. Or maybe I'm just abnormally tight.

 

And actually, just because a guy's 5.5 inches doesn't mean he's thick. If he has a pencil dick, no, he won't do anything for you. But if he's at least average thickness, he should be getting the job just fine if you're in the slightest bit "tight."

[buffybeast 0]

So you are saying that the guys that showed their cocks are small? So you think Laz's cock is small?

The penises featured in this thread didn't appear to be very big. A large penis to me is 9+ inches.

 

If you need bigger, then your privates aren't as tight as you think.

 

Maybe I don't need a bigger one as much as I need one that pleases me. Mr. 5.5 did NOTHING for me.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

The penises featured in this thread didn't appear to be very big. A large penis to me is 9+ inches.

 

Outa curiosity, do you watch a lot of porn? I only ask because I use to date a girl who felt the same way and complained about her disappointment that she never had a man that size. Right before she would go on to say that she expects that guys be hung like porn stars.

 

It just brought up a damn near creepy memory heh.

[Nighthawk 0]

How do you go from 5.5 to 9? That's like saying weed doesn't get me high enough, so I need to inject roach poison directly into my brain.

[buffybeast 0]

The penises featured in this thread didn't appear to be very big. A large penis to me is 9+ inches.

 

Outa curiosity, do you watch a lot of porn? I only ask because I use to date a girl who felt the same way and complained about her disappointment that she never had a man that size. Right before she would go on to say that she expects that guys be hung like porn stars.

 

It just brought up a damn near creepy memory heh.

Yes, I watch/view porn on a semi-regular basis.

 

How do you go from 5.5 to 9? That's like saying weed doesn't get me high enough, so I need to inject roach poison directly into my brain.

 

Ha, I guess you do have a point. I just don't think 5.5 is enough for me. I'd rather have a large, thick penis than a smallish, puny one.

[Guest stardust]

Maybe I don't need a bigger one as much as I need one that pleases me. Mr. 5.5 did NOTHING for me.

Maybe he just didn't know how to use it. And even if he has a big cock, that doesn't mean it'll do anything for you, either. I've had big, and it honesty didn't really do anything for me. Average, however...awww, yeah. *grin* Then again, he knew how to use it.

 

So in conclusion, a big dick doesn't necessarily mean it's gonna feel really, really good. Yeah, you might get that "full" sensation, but unless he knows how to work it, all it is a "full" sensation and nothing more. And the converse of that is, even with an average sized dick, you may not get the "full" sensation, but you're more apt to get that really awesome tickling the G spot sensation (well, pending proper use, of course).

 

stardust--defender of average sized penises everywhere! *grin*

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

Stardust, with each post I love you more and more.

Edited August 28, 2003 by ShooterJay

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

I'm way more average then that guy ^^^

 

[Guest Big T]

It's not the length of the dick, but the thickness. I've had guys that were 8 inches, but it was so skinny I could hardly feel it. A guy who is 6 inches and thick is just fine and does the job for me.

[TSA09 0]

If the guy knows how to use his dick then it'll be just fine. Of course buffy has had 1 dick, and wasn't satisfied. Buffy you know masturbation helps loosen you up some, and that would help. And if you planned on having a 9 inch dick inside you, if you don't do any foreplay it'll hurt like hell. You really need to let yourself go a bit when it comes to sex. Let the guy eat you out and enjoy it. It is a nice thing, you know.

[Guest TheGame2705]

I've had big, and it honesty didn't really do anything for me.

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[Guest stardust]

Stardust, with each post I love you more and more.

 

I'm way more average then that guy ^^^

 

 

Awwww...y'all are so sweet.

 

Shoot comments

 

And you and maybe a couple of either people here are the only ones that know that. So shhhhh.

[Guest SweetNSexyDiva]

Looks like you're quickly becoming the LSD folder princess! Though I have to agree... there is such a thing as too big... YES, I did say that gentlemen! When a guy is really big, he really needs to work on being a little more gentle with the goods or it can be a terrible experience. I had a boyfriend for a while that was too long and it sucked because he was always banging into my cervix... OUCH! And it sucked for him always having to make sure not to go in too far or too hard. I definitely prefer an average sized guy who knows how to work it! Then I don't have to worry about how hard the sex is....

[Guest stardust]

Heh. I think "Cock Shots Thread Princess" would probably be more accurate...*grin*

 

And I totally agree with you. There's just something about the feeling of your cervix being pushed up into your uterus that doesn't feel quite right. With a guy who's well-endowed, rough sex is pretty much a no-go, whereas if the guy's average, rough sex is just awesome. Well, I guess rough sex would be good with a very large guy if the female were into the whole pain, penis banging up against the cervix feeling. Me, personally, I'm much more fond of the penis banging up against the G Spot feeling.

[Nighthawk 0]

Hm... I can usually reach the cervix, and you've seen my dick so you know it's not huge. The girls tend to enjoy it, although maybe I'm just attracted to pain loving freaks. It wouldn't surprise me.

[Guest stardust]

But there's a difference between tickling the tip of the cervix and shoving it up into the uterus.

[Guest wwF1587]

cock update: I know i said i would show mine in a few days but my digital camera isnt working right so it will be longer than originally thought. sorry for any inconvience

[Guest stardust]

Damn your faulty digital camera!

[Nighthawk 0]

At least you'll be there to resurrect this magnificent thread should it ever die.

[Guest The Old Me]

That's what I'm saving my new shot for. Should this thread ever creep to the bottom, I will bump that shit with the power of my HARD cock!

[Guest Big T]

That's what I'm saving my new shot for. Should this thread ever creep to the bottom, I will bump that shit with the power of my HARD cock!

I can't wait. Yours looked nice too.

[Guest The Old Me]

That's what I'm saving my new shot for.  Should this thread ever creep to the bottom, I will bump that shit with the power of my HARD cock!

I can't wait. Yours looked nice too.

Too bad you won't get to see it now. The world must await.

[Guest *Scratches Balls and Leaves*]

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[buffybeast 0]

Maybe I don't need a bigger one as much as I need one that pleases me.  Mr. 5.5 did NOTHING for me.

Maybe he just didn't know how to use it. And even if he has a big cock, that doesn't mean it'll do anything for you, either. I've had big, and it honesty didn't really do anything for me. Average, however...awww, yeah. *grin* Then again, he knew how to use it.

 

So in conclusion, a big dick doesn't necessarily mean it's gonna feel really, really good. Yeah, you might get that "full" sensation, but unless he knows how to work it, all it is a "full" sensation and nothing more. And the converse of that is, even with an average sized dick, you may not get the "full" sensation, but you're more apt to get that really awesome tickling the G spot sensation (well, pending proper use, of course).

 

stardust--defender of average sized penises everywhere! *grin*

Great observation. I probably should simply withold all comments regarding sex (intercourse, oral, foreplay, etc) until I've had more sexual experiences. I simply did not feel satisfied with my ex's penis. I think it was a combination of technique and size.

 

Oh well.

 

BTW, I think "cock thread princess" is a great nickname for you, Stardust.

[Guest stardust]

Maybe I don't need a bigger one as much as I need one that pleases me.  Mr. 5.5 did NOTHING for me.

Maybe he just didn't know how to use it. And even if he has a big cock, that doesn't mean it'll do anything for you, either. I've had big, and it honesty didn't really do anything for me. Average, however...awww, yeah. *grin* Then again, he knew how to use it.

 

So in conclusion, a big dick doesn't necessarily mean it's gonna feel really, really good. Yeah, you might get that "full" sensation, but unless he knows how to work it, all it is a "full" sensation and nothing more. And the converse of that is, even with an average sized dick, you may not get the "full" sensation, but you're more apt to get that really awesome tickling the G spot sensation (well, pending proper use, of course).

 

stardust--defender of average sized penises everywhere! *grin*

Great observation. I probably should simply withold all comments regarding sex (intercourse, oral, foreplay, etc) until I've had more sexual experiences. I simply did not feel satisfied with my ex's penis. I think it was a combination of technique and size.

 

Oh well.

 

BTW, I think "cock thread princess" is a great nickname for you, Stardust.

Thanks.

 

And I wouldn't say that you should withold all comments involving sex until you get more experience, but at the same time, I don't think it's fair to you or any future partner(s) you might have to base all of your opinions of sex upon one guy who obviously just didn't do it for you. It'll make it a lot harder for you to truly enjoy someone who DOES do it for you if you automatically go into it thinking you're going to be disappointed.

 

And "cock thread princess." Oh, geezus. I'll have to figure out what I'm gonna do with that one. *grin*

[Guest *scratches head and leaves*]

*Scratches Balls and Leaves*

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