The One & Only Cock Shots Thread

[Guest stardust]

Well, now that's just silly...

[BX 0]

Damn it Stardust, girl

How many times must we ask?

We demand titties.

 

my haiku.

Edited August 17, 2003 by B-X

[Guest stardust]

While you certainly get points for creativity, I'm still not sure that's gonna get you some boobage.

[godthedog 0]

I am proud.

I realize now I should have trimmed before starting the thread. I usually do, but I've been lazy. There's too much hair on my face right now too.

Trimming is definitely important for men and women! Who wants to floss with some pubes? ECK!

i would be honored to floss with your pubes.

[Guest SweetNSexyDiva]

I am proud.

I realize now I should have trimmed before starting the thread. I usually do, but I've been lazy. There's too much hair on my face right now too.

Trimming is definitely important for men and women! Who wants to floss with some pubes? ECK!

i would be honored to floss with your pubes.

[Guest TheGame2705]

I gagged on about 3 hairs I licked out of my man's ass. THAT's when you need to shave.

[Cartman 0]

[Guest TheGame2705]

You live in Thebucket, you're all too close. Whatcha gonna do Cartman when TheGame2705 comes for you dude!

[Art Sandusky 0]

I gagged on about 3 hairs I licked out of my man's ass.

Safe to say that this is the line of the day, I assume?

[Fökai 0]

I gagged on about 3 hairs I licked out of my man's ass. THAT's when you need to shave.

::whistfully walks into thread::

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

::looks at Game's post::

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

::slowly backs away from thread::

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

::runs for the hills::

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Game, you fucking ghey bastard...

 

...I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FELCHING ADVENTURES!

[Guest TheGame2705]

Me>Your Girlfriend. I scared her away from your sig.

[Nighthawk 0]

You can beat the hair in felching adventures by using a straw.

 

That doesn't make sense unless you know exactly what felching is, so for the uninitiated, it's sucking cum out of an ass.

[Guest The Old Me]

I need to get laid.

[Ripper 0]

Felching talk makes you want to get laid?...

 

 

 

 

*slowly backs away from thread...never to enter again*

[Guest The Old Me]

Felching talk makes you want to get laid?...

 

 

 

 

*slowly backs away from thread...never to enter again*

No felching didn't make me realize that...in fact, I'm not sure what sis, besides the fact I ALWAYS think I SHOULD be getting laid.

[Guest TheGame2705]

We've seen four cocks...

 

There are about 3000 posters

 

We need more cock pics...NOW

[Nighthawk 0]

Actually we've seen five. But that's still a pretty poor ratio.

[Guest The Old Me]

This thread has been viewed a hell of a lot of times though.

[Guest stardust]

Yeah, but how many of those people do you think actually looked at the cocks? Or how many would actually admit to it, rather....

[Guest The Old Me]

I'm sure not many admitted but *I* know YOU all looked.

[Guest ILiveUnderABridge]

OMG! is this the gay section or something. why are you guys showing eachothers shlongs? is this even allowed? i could probably call polic but i like this board, i just won't come in here anymore cause this is sick. saw penis is not funny and it hurts i bet.

[Nighthawk 0]

No, do call the police. I want the police called because of my dick.

[godthedog 0]

QUOTE (The Beefeater @ Aug 22 2003, 07:47 PM)

OMG!  is this the gay section or something.  why are you guys showing eachothers shlongs?  is this even allowed?  i could probably call polic but i like this board, i just won't come in here anymore cause this is sick.  saw penis is not funny and it hurts i bet. the irony of this is just beautiful. i applaud you.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

I looked. I don't care if there's dicks or twats or whatever. It's not like I beat off to dicks (unlike some people here...GAME...IDRM...umm, cough cough), so hey, it's just going "wow...you have a penis." Nothing sexual (hetero, homo, or bi) about it.

 

And I still have the best dick here.

[Nighthawk 0]

Hey, I never beat off to dicks.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

In which case...consider my mentioning of you in that regard null and void.

[Guest ILiveUnderABridge]

her puss fell off now, i stick in the microwave, glue it back on and POW, bitch gets off, moles mom is great to me!

[Guest The Old Me]

No fuckin trolling in the cock thread! Next time Paul comes here, the least he could do is snap a pic of his cock.

[buffybeast 0]

I gagged on about 3 hairs I licked out of my man's ass. THAT's when you need to shave.

Game, how the hell are you going to screw Rick Steiner if you gag on three ass hairs?