What's the worst thing you've ever done?

[Guest Astro]

I have an obsession with petty theft, it turns me on sexually

[Guest The Masked Avenger]

Some guy beat up two girlfriends of mine, so I came to his appartment, bitchslapped him, and basically cut a promo stating what I would do to him if he ever touched them again. I wrestle over here, and am generally thought to be quite ok on the mic, so it worked out pretty good.

In short, nothing too bad.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I have an ex girlfriend who I call every year on her birthday, just to laugh at her because of who she ended up with.

[Guest The Masked Avenger]

Now *that* is what I call class!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I've never talked to you in my life, and I can say with absolute certainty that you would do the same thing.

[Guest The Masked Avenger]

Given the circumstances, I'd say you did the only right thing.

[Guest Dids]

I once punched my sister in the gut because she changed the chanel on me.

 

Twice in a drunken rage I've thrown my friends into walls over petty shit.

 

I've lied ot my parents to get money several times.

 

Driven drunk.

[KanadianKrusty]

I have an ex girlfriend who I call every year on her birthday, just to laugh at her because of who she ended up with.

How, exactly is that supposed to be bad?, in fact it's probably the best thing i've read all day.