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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Ripper and Chave, you're both in. I can use posters like yourselves. Why you aren't seen as elite yet, what with your quick retorts and endless wit amazes me. We shall change that.

 

Mr. Zsasz, to resort to a Jeff Jarrett gimmick on a message board is so, so sad. Now go play tug of war with Dick Grayson.

...

 

You do know Tiffani is Zack, right? I thought it would be funny.

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Ripper and Chave, you're both in.  I can use posters like yourselves.  Why you aren't seen as elite yet, what with your quick retorts and endless wit amazes me.  We shall change that.

 

Mr. Zsasz, to resort to a Jeff Jarrett gimmick on a message board is so, so sad.  Now go play tug of war with Dick Grayson.

...

 

You do know Tiffani is Zack, right? I thought it would be funny.

WHAT!!!!!!!!!

 

I say you're a liar and a cad sir. Have at you!

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See that, Banky. You've overlooked true talent. You missing out on Ripper is equivalent to Vince McMahon feeling that Low-Ki can't work the WWE style.

 

I see some others lurking. What do you have to offer, people?

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Ripper and Chave, you're both in.  I can use posters like yourselves.  Why you aren't seen as elite yet, what with your quick retorts and endless wit amazes me.  We shall change that.

 

Mr. Zsasz, to resort to a Jeff Jarrett gimmick on a message board is so, so sad.  Now go play tug of war with Dick Grayson.

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You do know Tiffani is Zack, right? I thought it would be funny.

How dare you compare me to the "other Malibu". Disgracing my good name by being affiliated with your ilk. If you truly believe that, then you should be in Arkham with the rest of your ilk.

 

And Timothy Dalton, Zsasz? I've got news for you:

 

Rocketeer > Bond

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*sighs*

 

Might as well count me in too.

You have to show more enthusiasm than that. Did I not make you a important part of the

SAGA?

 

Trust me dude. You want to be here. YOU WANT TO!!

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Agreed. You'll fill the excessive smarkiness qutoa quite nicely.

 

As it stands now:

 

Head Bitch In Charge: Tiffani Malibu

 

Company Hitman aka The Left Hand of Power:Ripper

 

Creative Counsel and Right Hand Haiku Man:Chave

 

Smark At Large:Shooter Jay

 

Mistress of Espionage/BI Defector:Miss Mattitude

Edited by Tiffani Malibu

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Guest Jay Z. Hollywood

True- I am eternally grateful for you killing me off TWICE~! in the SAGA.

 

So um, HOORAY FOR TIFF, and stuff.

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True- I am eternally grateful for you killing me off TWICE~!

 

So um, HOORAY FOR TIFF, and stuff.

Well...4 actually. But whose counting.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Ripper and Chave, you're both in.  I can use posters like yourselves.  Why you aren't seen as elite yet, what with your quick retorts and endless wit amazes me.  We shall change that.

 

Mr. Zsasz, to resort to a Jeff Jarrett gimmick on a message board is so, so sad.  Now go play tug of war with Dick Grayson.

...

 

You do know Tiffani is Zack, right? I thought it would be funny.

How dare you compare me to the "other Malibu". Disgracing my good name by being affiliated with your ilk. If you truly believe that, then you should be in Arkham with the rest of your ilk.

 

And Timothy Dalton, Zsasz? I've got news for you:

 

Rocketeer > Bond

That comparison betrays a certain ignorance about Dalton. After all, Bond is a character with half a century of history and The Rocketeer was a kid's movie that flopped in 1991.

 

 

Plus, I heard Bob barron really likes this thread; it's doomed.

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Ripper, care to carry out your first Malibu Enterprises contracted hit. I'm sure you know who I mean.

No problem.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Ripper, care to carry out your first Malibu Enterprises contracted hit. I'm sure you know who I mean.

Women. :rolleyes:

 

 

Call me when the tea party is done.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Such intelligent retort, Zsasz. Too bad you've got as much charisma as that guy from WHAM!.

Pot, meet kettle.

 

 

George Michael had a ton of charisma.

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Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620
Such intelligent retort, Zsasz. Too bad you've got as much charisma as that guy from WHAM!.

You are one sad little man Zack.

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Such intelligent retort, Zsasz.  Too bad you've got as much charisma as that guy from WHAM!.

You are one sad little man Zack.

Who's the one who proudly displays a rapist? Get the fuck out of this thread, diddler.

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Guest The Old Me

ME will be brought down to it's knee's, and then I will be fellated by Tiff and all will be right with the world.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
I meant the "other guy". You know, THAT guy. The one who lost the coin toss every night before bed.

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

 

 

This thread's cowbell quotient is -1. You guys need to up the cowbell.

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I'm not the leader or anything, but we would gladly accept anyone smart enough to run from that BI trainwreck.

 

*Miss Mattitude removes BI shirt to show ME shirt underneath*

 

All is right with the world.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

Ripper the hit didn't work out, did it?

 

 

I could hear you coming a mile away with all that sand in your vagina.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

This thread is like watching people get off the SS Minnow, and get on the Titantic. I'll be fucking Mary Ann and Ginger while you'll be stuck with Leonardo DiCaprio admiring the sand in your vaginas.

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Sand in the Vagina jokes can only be used on one poster. NO COWBELL FOR YOU!

 

So, you aren't just a bitch, you're a repetitive bitch. Until you just start repeating "I suck massive cocks" over and over, get your repeat joke using, Batman loving, no cowbell ringing, bitch ass out.

 

*taps cowbell*

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