The image people at WWE.com are drunk or something

[Jobber of the Week 0]

There's a picture of Nash/Jericho Hair vs Hair for tomorrow night's Raw at WWE.com under the News section. However, it seems they've been dabbling a bit too much into the Photoshop:

 

They took this picture

 

 

added fake flowing locks and SPARKLIES and made

 

 

 

I'm sorry, but LMAO. The glittery hair flowing is just beyond words.

 

And finally, boys, this is why I've been telling you for ages that Mrs. Kidman is ugly without her makeup.

 

 

Good god. Save that for cross promotion with the new Freddy Krueger movie or something, guys.

 

But still, that can't beat the sparklyness of KEV'S HAIR (which has way more sparklies than Jericho's)

[Fökai 0]

Also from wwe.com...

 

[Guest Trivia247]

trying to make the match seem More important than it really is.

[Guest Anglesault]

Oh dear.

[Guest Fook]

I too, mock Nash's glimmering hair.

 

 

 

And Torrie just looks completely fugly in that pic.

[Youth N Asia 0]

People still go to wwe.com? don't the 1,200 pop ups scare you away?

[DerangedHermit 0]

I thought Nash's Sparkling Hair ® was always like that.

[Guest The Hamburglar]

Erm, am I hallucinating or is that a hot steaming line of jizz dripping from Torrie's chin?

[DerangedHermit 0]

Erm, am I hallucinating or is that a hot steaming line of jizz dripping from Torrie's chin?

You bet. That's also why she has a shit-eating grin on her face.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

People still go to wwe.com? don't the 1,200 pop ups scare you away?

http://www.admuncher.com/

[Guest Anglesault]

I thought Nash's Sparkling Hair ® was always like that.

Fool, Nash's hair shimmers.

 

There is a large difference

 

Main Entry: [1]shim·mer

Pronunciation: 'shi-m&r

Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): shim·mered; shim·mer·ing /'shi-m&-ri[ng], 'shim-ri[ng]/

Etymology: Middle English schimeren, from Old English scimerian; akin to Old English scInan to shine —more at SHINE

Date: before 12th century

intransitive senses

1 : to shine with a soft tremulous or fitful light : GLIMMER

2 : to reflect a wavering sometimes distorted visual image

transitive senses

: to cause to shimmer

synonym see FLASH

 

Main Entry: [1]spar·kle

Pronunciation: 'spär-k&l

Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): spar·kled; spar·kling /-k(&-)li[ng]/

Etymology: Middle English, frequentative of sparken to spark

Date: 13th century

intransitive senses

1 a : to throw out sparks b : to give off or reflect bright moving points of light c : to perform brilliantly

2 : EFFERVESCE <wine that sparkles>

3 : to become lively or animated <the dialogue sparkles with wit> <eyes sparkling with anger>

transitive senses

: to cause to glitter or shine

synonym see FLASH

- spar·kly /-k(&-)lE/ adjective

[DerangedHermit 0]

Uhhhh.....Nash's hair does this:

 

1 ... b : to give off or reflect bright moving points of light c : to perform brilliantly

[Guest The Hamburglar]

Erm, am I hallucinating or is that a hot steaming line of jizz dripping from Torrie's chin?

You bet. That's also why she has a shit-eating grin on her face.

MUNCHY MUNCHY. Bah Gawd, tis truly behind the scenes. But it can't be Kidman spunk. That little tit doesn't have that much man-juice in him. I suspect A-Train of being the source of this marvelous jizz-line.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Uhhhh.....Nash's hair does this:

 

1 ... b : to give off or reflect bright moving points of light c : to perform brilliantly

Well, at least *something* about Nash performs brilliantly

[Guest Duncan Eternia]

I would still bang torrie.....everyone else in this forum would too.....even the girls

[AndrewTS 0]

As much as I thought it was jizz myself, it looks like she's chewing on a piece of wheat or something. I guess she's supposed to be dressed as a good ol' gal.

 

And I noticed the sparkly hair picture myself, but didn't think much of it...why does Nash's hair get so much attention around here?

[AndrewTS 0]

I would still bang torrie.....everyone else in this forum would too.....even the girls

I'd feel safer putting my cock in a bear trap.

[MixxMaster 0]

I would still bang torrie.....everyone else in this forum would too.....even the girls

I'd feel safer putting my cock in a bear trap.

That could be arranged...

[Guest Vitamin X]

I would still bang torrie.....everyone else in this forum would too.....even the girls

Agreed. At least she's not fat or overly anorexic or anything. She's somewhat athletic, and has nice tits at least.

 

While I'd much rather prefer Britney/Kitana/Angelina, she's alright...

[Guest MissMattitude]

What's wrong with that picture of Torrie? I don't think she looks very different to when she does wear make-up.

[Guest usmale]

hey mixx master

 

is that an actual picture of kevin nash in rehab, if so why is his legs that small from the kneecaps down. that has to be a tampered picture lol. shit that is disturbing.

[Guest MissMattitude]

hey mixx master

 

is that an actual picture of kevin nash in rehab, if so why is his legs that small from the kneecaps down. that has to be a tampered picture lol. shit that is disturbing.

Nope, they are actually his legs believe it or not.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Actually I think Torrie looks nice without her makeup in that pic.

 

The worst part about the Sparkle pic is it looks like they took Torrie Wilson's hair to add the flowing effect to Nash.

[Damaramu 0]

Hey Jericho's hair is sparkling to...

[Guest MissMattitude]

Hey Jericho's hair is sparkling to...

But it's not as noticeable.

 

Jericho's hair is getting held down by Nash's hair.