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I am most definitely not a Conservative. As a student, leeching from the Government is my only source of income and I want that source to bear as much fruit as possible.

But you are British. The conservative jibe was just to get you to respond.

Guest stardust
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You've never fucked a guy with a 3 inch penis then!

No, can't say I've ever done that...

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You've never fucked a guy with a 3 inch penis then!

No, can't say I've ever done that...

It doesn't matter how good he moves it, he still has a little dick!

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You've never fucked a guy with a 3 inch penis then!

No, can't say I've ever done that...

It doesn't matter how good he moves it, he still has a little dick!

If he's any good, he'll still get you where he wants to go.

Not true. A dick can be too small, no matter how good you move it. It can also be too big too.

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What the fuck is the matter with you people. First of all, I am a girl. Second of all, "Methinks" makes you sound like a fool. Go take your little 17 year old penis elsewhere.

Guest Eagan469
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Hey Paul - go eat a fucking cock.

 

If you can't find one, check your ass.

Guest HungryJack
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This is hilarious. RIP Big T's grandmother.

 

I hope Eagan has parents and they die. That'll be great.

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This is hilarious. RIP Big T's grandmother.

 

I hope Eagan has parents and they die. That'll be great.

Thank you.

 

And karma will strike this Eagan469 one day.

Guest DeputyHawk
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WHAT? Stop blighting FOOSTER's thread with this loveless homosexual innuendo. Get a room or say it with feeling.

Guest The Old Me
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WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE WITH FOOSTER'S THREAD??

 

Penis talk and iced tea?

 

Do you KNOW who FOOSTER is?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PS-Sorry I missed you Fooster.

Guest DeputyHawk
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Do you KNOW who FOOSTER is?

A British guy who is probably a Liberal Democrat.

nothing wrong with that. us lib dems keep our asses nice and pink from that fence we're so fond of. stay there long enough it may turn red.

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I'm not saying being Lib Dem is a bad thing. The Tories are useless, and apart from Gordon Brown, there is not a Labour person I trust to run Britain at all intelligently.

 

Lib Dems are the best choice.

Guest DeputyHawk
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darn tootin! FOOSTER, political pants. you dressing to the left or the right?

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O....K. Methinks that Big T is the second coming of Prince Paul. Anyone else in that boat?

A CZECH REPUBLIC "CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!©" POST.

 

If it turns out Big T is Prince Paul, turn to page 42. If it turns out Big T isn't, turn to page 9. If you wish to explore beyond the Willamette Trail, turn to page 65.

 

Page 42: Yeah I've been in that camp since day 1. Eagan was right, and I knew "she" would say his grandma's pussy was warm just like Mole's mom. What a scumbag.

 

Page 9: No, of course not. I've known Big T was legit since day one. Shame on you, Eagan469, and Dio for misleading the people.

 

Page 65: Zebekiah died of dystentery. Morale will sink unless you hunt for food. Or fooster.

Guest The Old Me
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< Likes page 65 ^ and hopes none of the oxen have died.

Guest Ecto Cooler
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You must cross Fooster River. Will you:

 

A. Caulk the waggon and float it across

B. Ford the river and hope it isn't that deep

C. Pay an Indian to help you

 

You have chosen C.

 

The Indian turned out to be Prince Paul. He raped your dead mother and wasted 3 hours of your life. Everyone in your waggon killed themselves in protest.

Guest Ecto Cooler
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I never understood why everyone would play that game just to hunt. If you're that nuts about guns and shooting shit, play a shooting game, sheesh.

 

I personally loved the music.

If you took the long way at the end and didn't go down the river, you were a PUSSY!

 

That was the hardest part of the game.

Guest The Old Me
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Hunting sucked in that game. That was the worst part. I'd give my people "meager" portions before I started hunting. I have the game on my pc, played through a MAC simulator.

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Oh. I do believe I have heard of that game. But SPEEDWAY MATH was the best early pc game ever,

Guest Sigmund Freud
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It appears to me that young Mr. Fooster is in possesion of a paranoic fear of rejection, and as a result is extremely hesitant to make his feelings known, lest people stop loving him.

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