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Gowan's Blade Job....

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Ok I'm just going to say that Zack Gowan's blade job was sick. Man I thought the kid was going to die. He bled so much that not only did they have to black and white the screen but they had to blur it as well. And you could see it all over his face and down his chest.

So what did everyone else think of Zack's blade job? Is this Zack's future? As a pinball bumper that bleeds everywhere? The kid just found his niche'!

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Guest Choken One

Spanky...

Gowan...

 

What other White spunky Underdogs are lingering around for Brock?

 

SHANNON! SCOTTY! KIDMAN!

 

Seriously, Go all YOKO with Brock and have him squash all mid-carders...

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During the match I was thinking, "Damn, I wonder if he bled too much." I would think that for a show on UPN, they didn't want Zach bleeding like that, because it seems like they went overboard in trying to cover it up (blurred screen AND black and white). Now, I read in JHawk's recap that it was sick how they're treating him, but I look at it like this: He shouldn't even be working there, and he only is because he's a circus freak. He's about as bad of an actor as Sable, Stephanie and Linda and his matches look so unrealistic that it hurts anyone he's wrestling. So if they're going to use him like that, he should be happy. After all, he's "living his dream."

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I'd dig that...

 

Have them Hype the RETURN OF SCOTTY 2 HOTTY...

 

Give him 7 minutes with Nunzio and S2H wins via Worm and is all popular and shit...

 

Lesnar walks out with a stoic look on his face...He grabs a chair on his way to the ring as S2H plays to the crowd...

 

Brock walks toward Scotty and S2H gets nervous and starts to leave but Brock catches him and pulls him back in...Lesnar motions that it's ok and he just wants to congradulate him...S2H falls for it and shakes Brocks hand and Lesnar pulls him right into a F5 and F5's him on the open chair...He tosses him around some more...S2H is a bloody mess...

 

Lesnar grabs the strecher off of the gurney of S2H's and takes it to the back...

 

He shows up with a Hitlist ala TBS...

 

SPANKY

GOWAN

SCOTTY

 

and it becomes his little gimmic...

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I'd dig that...

 

Have them Hype the RETURN OF SCOTTY 2 HOTTY...

 

Give him 7 minutes with Nunzio and S2H wins via Worm and is all popular and shit...

 

Lesnar walks out with a stoic look on his face...He grabs a chair on his way to the ring as S2H plays to the crowd...

 

Brock walks toward Scotty and S2H gets nervous and starts to leave but Brock catches him and pulls him back in...Lesnar motions that it's ok and he just wants to congradulate him...S2H falls for it and shakes Brocks hand and Lesnar pulls him right into a F5 and F5's him on the open chair...He tosses him around some more...S2H is a bloody mess...

 

Lesnar grabs the strecher off of the gurney of S2H's and takes it to the back...

 

He shows up with a Hitlist ala TBS...

 

SPANKY

GOWAN

SCOTTY

 

and it becomes his little gimmic...

Perfect if Lesnar loses at SummerSlam, he's pissed and he vents his frustration on Scotty.

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Do you think he should just be limited to faces, or should he go after heels too (like Shannon Moore)?

Anyone as long as they're skinny, small and white.

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If I get to see that over the top rope to the floor belly to belly again, then HELLS yeah he should go after Moore. Bring Spike down while you're at it.

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After all, he's "living his dream."

 

I think its safe to say that after what Brock did to him, for Zack Gowen...the dream is now dead.

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What about those guys who are a level above the Small Skinny White Guys? Like Maven, Nowinski, Dreamer, Rico, those types of guys. I believe you call then "jobbers." Brock should move up and start killing them.

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well...they are all on the OTHER show to start...

 

Didn't Dreamer and Lesnar have a segment once? I recall dreamer getting mauled by Brock...

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They gotta work Spike in with Lesnar again...

I know just how to do it-

 

Fade in on Spike and Vince on Smackdown-

 

Spike:Gee, Vince why did you want me to come over to Smackdown?

 

Vince: Well Spike, your brothers have the Tag Titles to go after and I thought maybe you were being overshadowed. And I thought if you were on Smackdown, you could compete for the Cruiserweight title.

 

Spike: Gee, thanks Vince

 

Vince: Of course Spike (starts to laugh), well you have a match with Shannon Moore tonight, better go get ready. (Grabs Spike by the shoulder and gives him a hard pat on the back, laughing)

 

So Spike beats Shannon when Brock comes down, Moore hightails it and Brock makes Spike into his plaything. Spike is stretchered out and passes Vince in the back.

 

Vince: Welcome to Smackdown Spike Hahaha!

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Okay, here's the people that Brock could demolish on Smackdown, based on the skinny, small, male criteria.

 

BILLY GUNN (Okay, so he's not skinny or small, but it could happen when Brock is attacking Jamie, and Gunn tries to help)

BILLY KIDMAN

FUNAKI

JAMIE NOBLE

NUNZIO

REY MYSTERIO

SHANNON MOORE

SPANKY

TAJIRI

ZACH GOWEN

 

Am I missing anyone?

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And Nowinski's a pretty big guy.

 

But noone can take a ass whupping like Dreamer. You need someone to get their ass whupped...call TOmmy. Unless you need to hit them in the nuts, call Bubba. He is the greatest "Nut shot seller" that ever lived.

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This is the only one I got:

 

zach.jpg

Judging by the pool surrounding Zach's head, that was pretty bad.

 

That kid tries hard, I'll give him that.

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Okay, here's the people that Brock could demolish on Smackdown, based on the skinny, small, male criteria.

 

BILLY GUNN (Okay, so he's not skinny or small, but it could happen when Brock is attacking Jamie, and Gunn tries to help)

BILLY KIDMAN

FUNAKI

JAMIE NOBLE

NUNZIO

REY MYSTERIO

SHANNON MOORE

SPANKY

TAJIRI

ZACH GOWEN

 

Am I missing anyone?

Tajiri is white?

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Ah, I said small skinny and white, CC said small skinny and male.

 

Though hey let Brock manhandle Steph while we're at it, it could become a running gag Steph gets the crap kicked out of her.

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Anyone think Lesnar should just lose Via DQ at Slam...and then just kill people for the next three months...Start small with Kidman next week (you can have Him turn on Mysterio for not helping him later) and then work your way up to The Undertaker (the ultimate White Skinny guy)...

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Unless you need to hit them in the nuts, call Bubba. He is the greatest "Nut shot seller" that ever lived.

 

I don't know, I always thought The Rock sold nutshots pretty well.

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No. Buh Buh has that award locked away.

 

DVON however, does the best spastic sell in the business...

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DVON however, does the best spastic sell in the business...

The man always looks like he's going into cardiac arrest

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