Hello everyone, I am the Beefeater

[Guest ILiveUnderABridge]

I didn't really see any threads for new people so I made this one. I have been reading this board for a while and I love smart marks articles so I finaly went ahead and joined.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Hi Paul.

[Guest ILiveUnderABridge]

Who's paul, my name is mark but call me Beefeater or something.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Stennick maybe? either way you are most likely a troll so get to it already.

[Guest ILiveUnderABridge]

like i said i have read the board for a long time and just finally decided to post.

[The Czech Republic 0]

A Czech Republic "CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE! © " post:

 

You have started a thread proclaiming your newness. (Novelty?) If you are a legitimate addition to the board, turn to page 43. If you are Prince Paul or a similar dorkwad, turn to page 176. If you wish to enter the castle through the back door, turn to page 8.

 

PAGE 43: Welcome to the board, Beefeater. I assume you make a fine gin, and guard the palace well. As you are a legitimate poster, I apologize for my colleagues and their cynicism. As you would know from lurking, we can no longer accept new posters showing up as themselves, and must challenge them at every turn. But anyway, glad to see you here, and here's hoping you engage in some good conversation and arguments here at TSM.

 

PAGE 176: You fucking fuck, you suck at everything. You're living on borrowed time here, and we're just waiting for you to break out the READ POETRY catchphrase so a mod can pull the trigger on you. Just excuse yourself before you are excused, you stupid waste of air and bandwidth. I hate you.

 

PAGE 8: In your quest to enter the castle of Gargzhanov, you have decided to be stealthy and sneak in through the back door! After swimming across the moat and befriending the oft-misunderstood monster that lurks in the murky waters, you have made it to the castle. Now you must get to the tower to save the princess.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

best. post. since the last best post ever.

[Guest ILiveUnderABridge]

I only like to go in one back door LOL!

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Urgh.

 

Gimmicks with gay innuendo have been done to death here.

 

I classify this NOT.....FUNNY.

 

UYI

[TSA09 0]

Where's This Thread is Ghey?

[Guest ILiveUnderABridge]

i'm not a gimmick dude, it just so happens i like the gin and happen to love hickory farms beefs and sausages. i'll probably change my sig or avatar in time.

[TSA09 0]

Sure you're not Paul

[Guest Eagan469]

Just ignore him, he'll be gone soon enough.

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

Heeeey buddy, just to assuage the fears of our little community, and to get to know you better- post your AIM SN, MSN SN, or email.

 

I've met a lot of good people here that way.

[Guest SweetNSexyDiva]

Heeeey buddy, just to assuage the fears of our little community, and to get to know you better- post your AIM SN, MSN SN, or email.

 

I've met a lot of good people here that way.

That's a good idea...

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Fuck shit slut whore, In the wrong thread again...

 

Urgh.

Edited August 24, 2003 by Use Your Illusion

[Guest SweetNSexyDiva]

^What the fuck are you talking about?

[Guest ILiveUnderABridge]

PP RULES ALL

 

 

moles mommy rules

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

I knew it.

 

Ah well, another long night for Dames. Gotta remind myself not to piss him off (as much) this week.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

indeed, whichever one of them signs on first is gonna be mighty grumpy.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I knew it.

 

Ah well, another long night for Dames. Gotta remind myself not to piss him off (as much) this week.

Oh no!!! He's gonna crash the board again!!

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

"APO's personal boy toy"

Group: Banned

Posts: 411

 

 

hmmmm....

 

APO has some explaining to do.

[AlwaysPissedOff 0]

APO decided to fuck with his account. He can't post anything anyway, so he can sit back and watch as I have my fun since I didn't get a chance to finish it off before the board crashed.

 

indeed, whichever one of them signs on first is gonna be mighty grumpy.

Damn skippy.

[Guest Vitamin X]

A-P-O! A-P-O! A-P-O!

[Lightning Flik 0]

He was here again and I missed it? Aw...

 

Thank God. He's becoming an annoying little fucking prickish bastard. Prince Paul that is.

[AlwaysPissedOff 0]

Might wanna hold off on that chant since Tony axed him and now he's pretty much free to make another name again...

 

Le sigh...