Guest Fook Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? You should stop. Alright alright. Here's a serious one for a change. Should I change my major from economics to math? I'm much better at math, but the I feel economics will lead to more opportunities.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Posted August 25, 2003 Which gets more ladies, telling them you're Incandenza or telling them you're Kinetic? Why do rappers want me to throw my hands in the air and not care about them? I've never used my TSM membership to score with the ladies, as it would likely get me more pussy than I am currently able to handle. As for your second question, the rappers are asking you to not care about your hand waving. I assure you that they care very much about you caring about them. 50 Cent, in particular, is a sensitive soul. I was talking to him one time, and he revealed to me that for all his bravado, his lisp shames him greatly. Do you think he likes pronouncing love lub? Yeah, getting shot in the face (and other places) earns you immeasurable street cred, but it cannot lighten a heavy heart.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Posted August 25, 2003 ANY kind of hallucinogenics depends on the person. If you like the woods. Go in the woods. If you like the city, stay in the city. Whatever you do though, don't sit still. Tripping your ass off is generally more fun when you're doing something relatively harmless, like tending a campfire, or swimming with no supervision. Shallow water is your friend, as it's interesting to look at and feels neat. Whatever you do though, make it enjoyable. Mushrooms will flush from a clean system in less than a week, if you drink plenty of water. I'm not to well-versed in hair testing, though. Either way, there's plenty of reliable products on the market. Ask your local head shop guy or health food manager, as both of them have probably used the products successfully in the past. The dreaded spinal terror that people associate with hallucinogenics is a little overrated. If you're using quality substances with few impurities, you'll be in good shape. If you're buying a really cheap roll of X from some guy who found it in an ashtray..you might not be. Either way, doing just a little will NOT erode your brain stem as some have suggested. Psychedelic mushrooms are pretty tame, though. Be sure you eat them, too, and don't try cooking with them, as heat destroys most of the active chemicals. I'll keep this in mind.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 Good. Can I be your special consultant on drug-related questions?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Posted August 25, 2003 Should I change my major from economics to math? I'm much better at math, but the I feel economics will lead to more opportunities. Majoring in math leads to its own opportunities. And I'm of the belief that college--especially if it's coming out of your own pocket--should be used for something you enjoy. Getting a degree specifically hoping for a high paying job post-school doesn't always work out.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Posted August 25, 2003 Good. Can I be your special consultant on drug-related questions? Sure. I only smoke pot, and even then that's only on rare occasions (last week was the first time since April).
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Posted August 25, 2003 on that note... what's your major? English. I hate calling it that; I haven't studied grammar since middle school. My field is more appropriately labelled literature.
Guest Fook Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 Should I change my major from economics to math? I'm much better at math, but the I feel economics will lead to more opportunities. Majoring in math leads to its own opportunities. And I'm of the belief that college--especially if it's coming out of your own pocket--should be used for something you enjoy. Getting a degree specifically hoping for a high paying job post-school doesn't always work out. That's a good point. But I'm not sure if I'm willing to spend 15+ years paying back student loans, especially since I've already completed one year of economics. I don't want that time and money going down the drain for nothing. Looks like I've got some serious thinking to do.
Guest Nightscrawler Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 How will my first day of high school go?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Posted August 25, 2003 How will my first day of high school go? It will end in death. Hopefully not your own, but it's high school, man. Ya never know.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 Good. Can I be your special consultant on drug-related questions? Sure. I only smoke pot, and even then that's only on rare occasions (last week was the first time since April). I highly recommend using a hallucinogen once or twice a year.
Cran Da Maniac Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 Serious music question here, but what's the one cd that you think everybody should own? The one that is a masterpiece.
godthedog Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 on that note... what's your major? English. I hate calling it that; I haven't studied grammar since middle school. My field is more appropriately labelled literature. what do you plan on doing with said major?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Posted August 25, 2003 I highly recommend using a hallucinogen once or twice a year. Duly noted. Why, I already have a connection, via that crazy AIM girl!
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Posted August 25, 2003 Serious music question here, but what's the one cd that you think everybody should own? The answer would vary from person to person. There's no such thing as a universally-loved album, which would seem to be what you're getting at.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Posted August 25, 2003 what do you plan on doing with said major? Teach.
EL BRUJ0 Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 Regarding your avatar and member title: Are you implying that Hello Kitty is gay? (in the sense that it's liked by people of the homosexual variety) OR, Are you implying that Hello Kitty is gay? (in the sense that she is a lesbian) If the former is true, is she the official mascot for Homosexuality Every Where? And if the latter is true, are there any pics of her engaging in homo-cartoonish sex scenes?
Ultra Violence Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 What if any is your favourite Metallica album?
King Kamala Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 Have you ever done a Wolfman Jack impersenation on your radio show? If not, can you do one on your next radio show?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Posted August 25, 2003 Regarding your avatar and member title: Are you implying that Hello Kitty is gay? (in the sense that it's liked by people of the homosexual variety) OR, Are you implying that Hello Kitty is gay? (in the sense that she is a lesbian) If the former is true, is she the official mascot for Homosexuality Every Where? And if the latter is true, are there any pics of her engaging in homo-cartoonish sex scenes? There isn't a correlation between my avatar and custom title. As for the porn, all I could find is this site. Yeah, I didn't laugh either.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Posted August 25, 2003 What if any is your favourite Metallica album? The ones they didn't make.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Posted August 25, 2003 Have you ever done a Wolfman Jack impersenation on your radio show? If not, can you do one on your next radio show? No, and no, I won't.
justsoyouknow Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 Why is it that my friend can get a blowjob from a girl the week after I break up with her, but I make out with the girl that he likes, and he has the balls to say, "What the fuck? I thought it was bros before hos?"?
Guest SweetNSexyDiva Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 Which gets more ladies, telling them you're Incandenza or telling them you're Kinetic? Why do rappers want me to throw my hands in the air and not care about them? I've never used my TSM membership to score with the ladies, as it would likely get me more pussy than I am currently able to handle. I don't understand how being a member of TSM would help you score with the ladies..... Except if you were Dames since he is the owner and thus has those bragging rights. Please fellas, enlighten me.
Art Sandusky Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 Which gets more ladies, telling them you're Incandenza or telling them you're Kinetic? Why do rappers want me to throw my hands in the air and not care about them? I've never used my TSM membership to score with the ladies, as it would likely get me more pussy than I am currently able to handle. I don't understand how being a member of TSM would help you score with the ladies..... Except if you were Dames since he is the owner and thus has those bragging rights. Please fellas, enlighten me. OMG SARCASM~
justsoyouknow Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 I don't understand how being a member of TSM would help you score with the ladies..... Except if you were Dames since he is the owner and thus has those bragging rights. Please fellas, enlighten me. Inc specializes in this thing called "sarcasm". EDIT: Spoon beat me to it.
Guest SweetNSexyDiva Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 Well SOOOORRRRRYYYYYYYY..... Must have been a blonde moment.
justsoyouknow Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 It just seems to me that, reading through his responses, it's fairly obvious that he's nothing but sarcastic...
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