Guest Korrosive Posted August 23, 2003 Report Posted August 23, 2003 ( When we last left you, Bradshaw and Viscera had both been hired by Vince Mcmahon to a wwe contract. However, In order to do that, they would have to make out in the middle of the ring on the next weeks Raw. Vince also promised Viscera the WWE Championship if he did. We now go backstage at Madison Square Garden where Viscera and Bradshaw are arriving) Bradshaw: NELSON, NELSON, I'm so excited about tonight...I can't wait to touch and grope your ass. (Viscera stops, gets serious, and grabs Bradshaw by the throat) Viscera: Now listen here. We have been through everything together. The way you hold me in bed at night, and pound that ass when things are getting rough. I really appreciate it. I love you so much. However, you are getting on my nerves. I don't want my fat ass paraded around on tv like that, with the whole world watching. The only reason i'm doing this tonight is because Vince guaranteed me the World title and...... (Just as he is saying this, Rikishi comes up to them in a mad rage) Rikishi: EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND. Vince said that if I gave him a rimjob he would give me the WWE title. What the fuck is going on? Viscera: Wait a minute now, he told you that if you did something for him, he would give you the title. Seems to me that Vince is lying.... Bradshaw: WAIT WAIT, NO HE ISN'T..IF YOU DO IT, HE WILL DO IT, VINCE IS A GOOD MAN. Viscera and Rikishi: SHUTUP. ( 2 hours later Viscera, who had been pacing the backstage area for Vince, comes up to Bradshaw) Viscera: Now baby, I have a plan. I'm going to do what Vince says, but i'm going to go one step further. I know how sick Vince Mcmahon can be, but he has his limitations. So for lying to me, we are going to get his show kicked off SpikeTV and Viacom. Vince is going to have such a lawsuit on his hands. Bradshaw: But what are we going to do? Viscera: We are going to make love in the middle of the ring. Bradshaw: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD........(Bradshaw faints) (Viscera just looks at his friend passed out on the floor and chuckles to himself) Viscera: yes baby, tonight is going to be great in more ways than one, Fuck you Vince Mcmahon MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHA....Damn, I need something to eat. (next week on the adventures of Bradshaw.......the most disgusting segment in WWE history will take place. What will Vince Mcmahon do? Find out next week.
Guest the r-train Posted August 23, 2003 Report Posted August 23, 2003 Dude, if you ever get banned for this shit, I'll pay for you to send me future editions via email.
Guest Korrosive Posted August 23, 2003 Report Posted August 23, 2003 Ya i can see myself getting banned for this, but whatever, people take these boards too seriously sometimes......if you don't like it, don't read it...it's that simple....and about paying me for this....heh.
The Czech Republic Posted August 23, 2003 Report Posted August 23, 2003 They're not bannably offensive Korrosive....just really really fucking stupid.
Silence Posted August 24, 2003 Report Posted August 24, 2003 I saw this same shit posted on themayhem.com forum not too long ago, and needless to say, it also got a negative reaction and for a good reason too.
Ultra Violence Posted August 24, 2003 Report Posted August 24, 2003 Shouldn't this be in fantasy booking
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