Guest Big T Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 My grandmother just died 10 hours ago. I am home all alone, my parents are gone for the week and I can't get a hold of them, so no one else can deal with this but me. I called my boyfriend to help, but he kept trying to just have sex with me, which pissed me off at the time. Problem is, the Hospice says I need to call a funeral home and make arrangements and that the funeral needs to be in the next few days. I know she wanted toi be creamated, but I don't have any $ or POA on her accounts and can't do any of this stuff, so they said the state could help out and give her a cheap funeral, but how do I explain this to my parents when they get back? My dad will be so upset.
Tawren Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Sorry to hear that...do you have any aunts/uncles or anybody you can contact to take care of it?
Guest Big T Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 My dad was an only child. I've never met his distant cousins or mine. I'm the only sibling. I have no idea what to do or how to tell my Dad that he missed his mom's funeral. I know they're in Cape Town on a missions trip. I contacted the church, but I was told there is no way to contact them.
Guest Eagan469 Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Trolls do not garner my sympathy.
Guest Big T Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Why on earth would you consider me a troll? I'm just asking for advice. My grandmother always said, if you don't have something nice to say, don't say it at all. You'd be freaking out if this happened to you!
Guest Eagan469 Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 How about you and Johnson run off and start a new religion. Go on a "mission" if it floats your boat. Tell everyone you were sent by Eagan. Thinking of a name? Don't worry, I already have one picked out: Now in the name of stupid board aliases GO! They're waiting to hear your message of bullshit!
Guest Big T Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 You are a real asshole and some day karma will strike your ass down.
Guest Italian Stallion Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Sorry to hear about the loss Big T. Your in a difficult predicament and I dont have any good advice. The only thing I can say is just keep on trying to contact your parents and dont quit.
Guest Eagan469 Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Yes snitch-patrol, I am calling for his banning.
Lightning Flik Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Sorry to hear Big T. My condolences and hopefully you'll figure out someway to get this mess straightened up. Wish I could help, but I'm not very knowledgable in this category of life.
Guest Eagan469 Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Two aliases at once! Defending each other! It's a Kodak moment.
Guest Big T Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Sorry to hear about the loss Big T. Your in a difficult predicament and I dont have any good advice. The only thing I can say is just keep on trying to contact your parents and dont quit. Thank you. At least somebody is fucking considerate. And I'm not a he, I'm a girl dumbass, read around.
Guest Eagan469 Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Sorry to hear about the loss Big T. Your in a difficult predicament and I dont have any good advice. The only thing I can say is just keep on trying to contact your parents and dont quit. Thank you. At least somebody is fucking considerate. And I'm not a he, I'm a girl dumbass, read around. It would be nice if we could defend ourselves in real life. Don't you agree, Paul?
Lightning Flik Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Take it to NHB. Eagan you should heed your own words. 8. Flame-Baiting. If you consistently attempt to engage someone in a flame war, you are subject to a one-time warning.
Guest Big T Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 F you. I'm looking for some help, not for some 15 year old 2 inch penis having flamer get his jollies off of harassing me. Knock it off, or I'll have you reported.
Guest Eagan469 Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 F you. I'm looking for some help, not for some 15 year old 2 inch penis having flamer get his jollies off of harassing me. Knock it off, or I'll have you reported. Take it to NHB.
Guest Big T Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 F you. I'm looking for some help, not for some 15 year old 2 inch penis having flamer get his jollies off of harassing me. Knock it off, or I'll have you reported. Take it to NHB. I'm sure I won't find any help for this problem in there.
Guest DeputyHawk Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 so i'm hoping this is a prince paul alias and not a genuine cry for help from a new member.
Guest Big T Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Get a photo of the body and show it to them. No questions asked, no drudgeful bad news, no convincing to be done, and you're guaranteed at least one fainting or "omg I'm gonna go into a loop of never-ending sadness" parent... and you won't have to be around for it. Infact... just run off, castrate your horny jackoff of a boyfriend and come back saying you went to fuck your grandma's brains out with your boyfriend's dismembered member. Oh my god, what the fuck is wrong with you people? I didn't expect to get a clean cut solution from any of you, but maybe a few good ideas or sympathy because this is the hardest thing I've ever had to do in my life. Instead you mock me and tell me to cut off my boyfriends penis and sexually assault my dead grandmother with it? Are you 13?
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Ok, I hope I don't regret this later.... ...but you have my condolences on your loss. Not much more I can give you other than that. If you are not Prince Paul, just ignore these guys, they witchhunt almost all new members they belive might resemble a troll. If you are Prince Paul, congratulations on working me into posting in your thread.
Guest Big T Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 I thank you for your thoughts. I will try my best to ignore this "witch hunt" and move on to better days ahead on this forum. I'm still fucked with this whole ordeal though.
Guest Retro Rob Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 I called my boyfriend to help, but he kept trying to just have sex with me, 'Nuff said...
Guest The Old Me Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Okay, is this OJ? HBK? If not, I am sorry and I would think a funeral director could give you the most help.
Ripper Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Man...look at the balls on some of you. Quite the gamble some of you are taking m'yeah...
Guest The Old Me Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Hey, I said I was sorry if this is true.
dutchse.cx Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Try to get ahold of one of your mother's relatives then.
Ripper Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Hey, I said I was sorry if this is true. Yeah, I know. But Death Angel's post is bannable if it isn't who they think it is.
Guest The Old Me Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Hey, I said I was sorry if this is true. Yeah, I know. But Death Angel's post is bannable if it isn't who they think it is. I would think so as well, and as seeing from other posts, it doesn't look like this one is a troll.
Guest The Old Me Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 It may be a gimmick poster or a troll, but until that is found out, she should be treated as a regular poster. I'm not pushing the ban button. Think how crazy this board would be if NOBODY got banned EVER! Crazy shit.
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