Guest Boo_Bradley Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 I went to Wal- mart today and boy oh boy were there some freaky people there... 1> The Lil ole lady in the wheel chair with the air tank and the arm covered in liver spots (I think thats what there called) 2> The Cashier who was a female, but had a buzz cut, dyed blond and was dressed in "boys" clothes 3> The 7 year old kid who had a deformed head... crooked eyed, misshapen skull... I thought of Sloth right away... 4> A family of 6 all wearing dirty clothes, and snarled mangly hair, 2 of them spoke with a heavy slurred style, the other 4 had southern accents... The kicker was when the 11 year old son said: "Mom, you don't have to buy me any pencils...I'll just take the other kids" I came home and took a flea bath... Any Horror stories to share? Wal-marts, State fairs whatever....
Guest Choken One Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 I went to Wal- mart today and boy oh boy were there some freaky people there... 1> The Lil ole lady in the wheel chair with the air tank and the arm covered in liver spots (I think thats what there called) You insenstitive bastard...that isn't a freak. It's an old woman whose dying...
Guest The Real Nosferatu Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 ::takes a long shower:: I see tons of these types of people all the time. (I work in a Publix Supermarket) Once this woman came in and she had tits the size of...well...um...lets just say they looked like an extra large basketball each. Me and all the other people working couldn't stop laughing after we saw it, it was hilarious. Of course we get the hunchbacked people too.
Guest The Real Nosferatu Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 I went to Wal- mart today and boy oh boy were there some freaky people there... 1> The Lil ole lady in the wheel chair with the air tank and the arm covered in liver spots (I think thats what there called) You insenstitive bastard...that isn't a freak. It's an old woman whose dying... +1 Making fun of old people rules, especially ones that have disabilities. LOL
Guest Boo_Bradley Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 I went to Wal- mart today and boy oh boy were there some freaky people there... 1> The Lil ole lady in the wheel chair with the air tank and the arm covered in liver spots (I think thats what there called) You insenstitive bastard...that isn't a freak. It's an old woman whose dying... There's a reason this is in NHB... Didn't you freak out on me in the Big T thread as well???
Guest The Real Nosferatu Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 What Big T Thread? ::interested in some good thread reading lol::
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 You two are both fucking retards. Good day.
Guest Boo_Bradley Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 I like offending people *stops self before making ban worthy comment*
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Boo_Bradley Posted on Aug 29 2003, 11:13 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I like offending people Rule 2. Same with your sig I figure.
The Czech Republic Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Answer this, please. Why is it no matter WHERE you are in the nation, a Wal-Mart will have people with Confederate paraphernalia and southern accents running the place? Illinois and Wisconsin both have this phenomenon, and for all I know, the same in Massachusetts, Washington State, Nova Scotia, et cetera. Do they have a Redneck Factory down in Bentonville, Arkansas, and the deploy hicks to each Wal-Mart location?
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Could be because Wal-Mart is originated in the south(if memory serves).
Guest Boo_Bradley Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Correction: I like to offend overly sensitive people
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Why bother at all? Doesn't seem like a terribly fun hobby.
Guest Boo_Bradley Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 There's a little Prince Paul in all of us... plus I find it fascinating how much more fucked up my mind is compared to others...
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 But you are just another person. Not any more or less deviant/crazy/fucked up/otherwise special than anyone else. Beyond that, people will(99% of the time anyway) forget about it or stop caring 5 minutes later. What's the reward?
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 If I was you, I'd love to post anything, anywhere...if only to have more chances to click that link in your sig. Regardless of quality
Guest Boo_Bradley Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 I thank you good sir... Now I'm going to have sex with the hot blond in my bed...
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 A little tip, let the doll cool down before poking it.
Guest The Old Me Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 This thread is very close, to sucking.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 I agree, and I apologize for my nhb ineptitude.
Guest The Old Me Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 No, the NHB rule is to make sure every thread sucks, or something. Well, that and calling for someone's banning like, twice a day at least. Carry on.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 To answer the point of this thread. I think Wal-Mart makes a good chunk of its money via customers that come in because they want to get a product cheap PLUS the opportunity to get a boost of confidence by seeing people truly in need of a(n) batch/dentures/deodorant/education/birth control/job/car that passes emissions inspections/etc. My favorite "Wal-Martian" is the 500lb nimrod that always hangs out in the in-store eatery, annoying customers, harassing employees and scaring children. Is making fun of these people mean? Sure. But that's why God gave us the under-class...
The Czech Republic Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 No, the NHB rule is to make sure every thread sucks, or something. Well, that and calling for someone's banning like, twice a day at least. Carry on. OMG POINTING OUT THE DECLINE OF THE FOLDER BAN PLZ!!!!1
razazteca Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Why is it no matter WHERE you are in the nation, a Wal-Mart will have people with Confederate paraphernalia and southern accents running the placeI think they prefer to be called Hillbillys.
Downhome Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 This thread is very close, to sucking. Close?
Guest The Real Nosferatu Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 This threads push died quicker than Sean O'Haires. LOL
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