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Guest Sigmund Freud
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Seeing as the great Mr. Incandenza has decided to stop his thread, I would like to offer the same service here.

 

Ask away...

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Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620
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Do you really think this gimmick is good?

Guest Sigmund Freud
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Sigmund...don't you think making this thread is overdoing the gimmick a bit and will decrease the life of said gimmick over a short period of time...

 

*smokes pipe*

No. The shelf life of a gimmick depends on how far it can go. This pseudonom has infinite possibilities.

 

Now give me back my pipe.

Guest Sigmund Freud
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Do you really think this gimmick is good?

No, but you do. The very fact that you were so eager to post in here to cast doubts upon my good self suggests that you feel threatened by me. I would wager you're worried I'll discover your dark secrets.

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Sigmund...don't you think making this thread is overdoing the gimmick a bit and will decrease the life of said gimmick over a short period of time...

 

*smokes pipe*

No. The shelf life of a gimmick depends on how far it can go. This pseudonom has infinite possibilities.

 

Now give me back my pipe.

Ah, but gimmicks such as "This Thread is Ghey" and "Scratches head and Leave" both have infinite possibilities, yet their over-exposure killed them dead...unless you plan on putting boob shaking in your avatar like "This Thread is Ghey"(which keeps him around) you are running a risk here, Mr. Freud...

 

*smokes pipe*

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Do you really think this gimmick is good?

No, but you do. The very fact that you were so eager to post in here to cast doubts upon my good self suggests that you feel threatened by me. I would wager you're worried I'll discover your dark secrets.

My analysis is penis envy...Just my opinino of course.

Guest JudasSault
Posted
Do you really think this gimmick is good?

Used in moderation. Like Polkeroo, Brickwall, and others...

hi

Posted
Do you really think this gimmick is good?

Used in moderation. Like Polkeroo, Brickwall, and others...

hi

Dude, seriously, you stopped your gimmick along time ago due to laziness. Now you just type in bold print. You don't really have a gimmick any more.

 

JudasSault has become a regular poster...the dream is DEAD~!

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

I occassionally have extremely violent dreams full of phallic symbols and sex. Generally, my dreams are pretty dreary and uneventful. What gives?

Guest *Scratches Balls and Leaves*
Posted

*Scratches Balls and Leaves*

Guest Sigmund Freud
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Sigmund...don't you think making this thread is overdoing the gimmick a bit and will decrease the life of said gimmick over a short period of time...

 

*smokes pipe*

No. The shelf life of a gimmick depends on how far it can go. This pseudonom has infinite possibilities.

 

Now give me back my pipe.

Ah, but gimmicks such as "This Thread is Ghey" and "Scratches head and Leave" both have infinite possibilities, yet their over-exposure killed them dead...unless you plan on putting boob shaking in your avatar like "This Thread is Ghey"(which keeps him around) you are running a risk here, Mr. Freud...

 

*smokes pipe*

Au contraire. Those gimmicks are two-dimensional one trick ponies. They come in, hit the catchphrase and fuck off. I, on the other hand, should be more resiliant due to the more flexible nature of my gimmick.

Guest Marney's Life-Partner
Posted

I've been in a lesbian relationship with a poster who shall remain anonymous for some time. But recently I've been having fantasties about men. What should I do?

Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620
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Do you really think this gimmick is good?

No, but you do. The very fact that you were so eager to post in here to cast doubts upon my good self suggests that you feel threatened by me. I would wager you're worried I'll discover your dark secrets.

Well you just took any credibility you may have had and thrown it out the window.

 

The only reasons I posted here was,

 

A-Pure boredom

 

B-Your gimmick sucks and I wanted to be the first to point it out.

 

Now go join Ecto Cooler in an orgy with yourselves! :lol:

Guest Sigmund Freud
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I occassionally have extremely violent dreams full of phallic symbols and sex. Generally, my dreams are pretty dreary and uneventful. What gives?

Well, obviously, you want to fuck your mother. But there's more to this than meets the eye.

 

A graveyard is representative of fear of death, or at least a loss of an active life. When you mix in phallic imagery then it appears that these dreams represent a fear of impotence or a lack of a sex life. The violent nature of these dreams suggest built up fustration, so I would have to tie this up with an unsatisfactory sex life. Go get a prostitute, that should sort you out.

Posted
Do you really think this gimmick is good?

No, but you do. The very fact that you were so eager to post in here to cast doubts upon my good self suggests that you feel threatened by me. I would wager you're worried I'll discover your dark secrets.

Well you just took any credibility you may have had and thrown it out the window.

 

The only reasons I posted here was,

 

A-Pure boredom

 

B-Your gimmick sucks and I wanted to be the first to point it out.

 

Now go join Ecto Cooler in an orgy with yourselves! :lol:

We should first focus on Johnsons obsession with male posters having sex with themselves.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted

This has gotten ridiculous.

Guest Sigmund Freud
Posted
I've been in a lesbian relationship with a poster who shall remain anonymous for some time. But recently I've been having fantasties about men. What should I do?

Admit you are not really a lesbian but are in fact a man with repressed homosexual fantasies.

Guest Sigmund Freud
Posted
Do you really think this gimmick is good?

No, but you do. The very fact that you were so eager to post in here to cast doubts upon my good self suggests that you feel threatened by me. I would wager you're worried I'll discover your dark secrets.

Well you just took any credibility you may have had and thrown it out the window.

 

The only reasons I posted here was,

 

A-Pure boredom

 

B-Your gimmick sucks and I wanted to be the first to point it out.

 

Now go join Ecto Cooler in an orgy with yourselves! :lol:

We should first focus on Johnsons obsession with male posters having sex with themselves.

No. His problem is fear of rejection and an inability to cope with it when it happens.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

Can't you kayfabe?

 

 

Oh and most gimmick posters that work are funny... try at that, please.

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I occassionally have extremely violent dreams full of phallic symbols and sex. Generally, my dreams are pretty dreary and uneventful. What gives?

Well, obviously, you want to fuck your mother. But there's more to this than meets the eye.

 

A graveyard is representative of fear of death, or at least a loss of an active life. When you mix in phallic imagery then it appears that these dreams represent a fear of impotence or a lack of a sex life. The violent nature of these dreams suggest built up fustration, so I would have to tie this up with an unsatisfactory sex life. Go get a prostitute, that should sort you out.

G...Godamn...that actually was a very accurate accessment of what he told you. Psych major, huh?

Guest Sigmund Freud
Posted
This has gotten ridiculous.

Banky, Banky, Banky. I could have a field day with you.

 

Suffice to say your ever-increasing pseudonoms and attempts to distance yourself from your peers is no doubt a result of the banality of your "normal" life. People who try hard to be noticed on the internet are usually the most shy or bland in person.

Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620
Posted
I occassionally have extremely violent dreams full of phallic symbols and sex. Generally, my dreams are pretty dreary and uneventful. What gives?

Well, obviously, you want to fuck your mother. But there's more to this than meets the eye.

 

A graveyard is representative of fear of death, or at least a loss of an active life. When you mix in phallic imagery then it appears that these dreams represent a fear of impotence or a lack of a sex life. The violent nature of these dreams suggest built up fustration, so I would have to tie this up with an unsatisfactory sex life. Go get a prostitute, that should sort you out.

G...Godamn...that actually was a very accurate accessment of what he told you. Psych major, huh?

Just lucky!

Guest Sigmund Freud
Posted
Can't you kayfabe?

Kayfabing is the hiding of truth. You'll never develop until you realise that this is not a productive mode of life.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
Can't you kayfabe?

Kayfabing is the hiding of truth. You'll never develop until you realise that this is not a productive mode of life.

I don't know, Hulk Hogan didn't do too bad...

Guest Sigmund Freud
Posted
I occassionally have extremely violent dreams full of phallic symbols and sex. Generally, my dreams are pretty dreary and uneventful. What gives?

Well, obviously, you want to fuck your mother. But there's more to this than meets the eye.

 

A graveyard is representative of fear of death, or at least a loss of an active life. When you mix in phallic imagery then it appears that these dreams represent a fear of impotence or a lack of a sex life. The violent nature of these dreams suggest built up fustration, so I would have to tie this up with an unsatisfactory sex life. Go get a prostitute, that should sort you out.

G...Godamn...that actually was a very accurate accessment of what he told you. Psych major, huh?

Just lucky!

About Agent or your fear of rejection?

Guest Sigmund Freud
Posted
Can't you kayfabe?

Kayfabing is the hiding of truth. You'll never develop until you realise that this is not a productive mode of life.

I don't know, Hulk Hogan didn't do too bad...

But not through kayfabing. Of all the wrestlers of the late 80's, Hogan was one of the more realistic characters, and the same with his glory-run in the NWO. It wasn't until his charachter became less believable (and therefore required more kayfabing) in more recent times that he became less over with the fans and less of a draw.

Guest Sigmund Freud
Posted
Will you come up w/ some kind of witty custom title? "Sigmund Freud: Tough Enough Contestant" doesn't quite work.

When I get to 100. Unless a mod wishes to change it on my behalf.

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