The One and Only Calvin Szechstein Thread!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Plushy runs out, and parks himself inside of LPYC::

[alfdogg 0]

:Feeds SK the FORBIDDEN DONUT~!, turning him into a hideous half-man/half-goat type creature:

Wait.....what was he before???

Really. That's like a trip to the saloon for him.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Plushy ressurects Jason, who clotheslines alfdogg. SK gets up, and takes out alfdogg with the Server Crash::

[Damaramu 0]

*Dama runs up, and nails the KANYON CUTTER! on Jason*

BANG!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Throws Kidney stone at MD*

[Damaramu 0]

*looks at it*

This little thing gave you so much trouble!? HAHAHA!

*begins to pass one*

OH GOD! WHERE'S MY MOMMY!?

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Catches the Kidney Stone, shines it up real nice, and shoves it up TMD's ass, giving him 1 kidney stone and 1...umm...ass stone.

 

Ouchers

[Damaramu 0]

OH GOD WHY!?

I CAN'T DECIDE WHICH HURTS WORSE!

*finally passes both*

HEY! TWINS!

[Guest The Shad0w]

I know what happened with the kidney stone...

 

CWM was getting head from AGNES, and got a little too excited, and Agnes got sucked into his PEE PEE HOLE, and came out in the form of a stone.

 

Just thought I'd confirm that rumor.

 

*disappears*

[Richard 0]

::throws Hole cds at CWM::

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::APA theme plays and Plushy Al runs out::

 

"Somebody's gettin' a beatin' in the showers tongiht!"

[Richard 0]

::Pyromaniac sets ring on fire::

[Damaramu 0]

*cooks some smores over the flaming ring*

*mouth full of food* Want one?

[Richard 0]

::takes all the smores, including the ones in Damaramu's mouth::

[Damaramu 0]

::takes all the smores, including the ones in Damaramu's mouth::

You asshole! I was chewing that!

[Richard 0]

" I got something you can chew on right here!" ::points to crotch. Then manager, Crack Hitler, whispers in his ear.:: "My agent informs me that the suggested chewing act would cause me great pain." ::tackles Damaramu::

[Damaramu 0]

Oh no you don't! *proceeds to allow a dog to do suggested chewing action*

[Richard 0]

::throws steak at Damaramu::

[Damaramu 0]

*catches steak and swallows in one bite*

Haha!

[Richard 0]

::throws hot dogs at Damaramu::

[Damaramu 0]

::throws hot dogs at Damaramu::

*eats those as well*

What's next? You got any hamburgers?

[Papacita 0]

:throws Dama some leftover Halloween candy:

 

Hope you like Candy Corn

[Richard 0]

::throws hot dogs at Damaramu::

*eats those as well*

What's next? You got any hamburgers?

Well sure I do. :throws burgers at Damaramu:

[Damaramu 0]

:throws Dama some leftover Halloween candy:

 

Hope you like Candy Corn

AIEEEEEE!

Hell no!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Plushy shows up, and sees all the food laying around. He leaves, and comes back with Dungeon of Doom member, Scott Keith. SK traps Damaramu in the corner and repeatedly Banzai drops him. Mussolini, Jason Voorhees, Chris Farley, and Bluto run in and destroy RevEvil and Papacita::

[Richard 0]

::Crack Hitler makes Mussolini his bitch::

[Damaramu 0]

::Plushy shows up, and sees all the food laying around.  He leaves, and comes back with Dungeon of Doom member, Scott Keith.  SK traps Damaramu in the corner and repeatedly Banzai drops him.  Mussolini, Jason Voorhees, Chris Farley, and Bluto run in and destroy RevEvil and Papacita::

*no sells*

Fuck you Scott Keith! I ain't selling for your fat ass!

[Guest Sturgis]

::Comes in and saves Damaramu from Scott Keith by giving Keith a Tiger Driver::

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Plushy sends Jason Voorhees in. Jason powerbombs Sturgis to Hell::

[caboose 0]

::Caboose throws salt in the eyes of Mario::