The One and Only Calvin Szechstein Thread!

[Hank Kingsley 0]

...

 

 

Best OAOAST Champion ever.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Except for Zack Malibu.

[Lightning Flik 0]

And so far, except for everyone else.

 

He's just won the title, you can't say how good he is yet. For all you know, he could lose it in the coming weeks. Wait till it builds.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Haters.

 

 

When Calvin goes on to have the longest title reign in history, you'll be jumping on the bandwagon.

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

Well...Calvin's reign is already > Alfdogg's

 

:: The EVIIIIIIIL Dan Black walks in, wearing a Calvin shirt. Oh yeah. ::

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Don't worry, its all my masterplan to build Calvin up as a monster heel, have him defeat all the faces...

 

and then ill come back and beat him in 2 minutes to become OAOAST CHAMPION!

 

<--dreaming

[Zack Malibu 0]

Don't worry, its all my masterplan to build Calvin up as a monster heel, have him defeat all the faces...

 

and then ill come back and beat him in 2 minutes to become OAOAST CHAMPION!

 

You don't build up the youngsters, I do.

 

Bitch.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Don't worry, its all my masterplan to build Calvin up as a monster heel, have him defeat all the faces...

 

and then ill come back and beat him in 2 minutes to become OAOAST CHAMPION!

 

<--dreaming

You don't build up the youngsters, I do.

 

Bitch.

I'm just building him up to squash him

 

so its a pseudo-build

 

bitch

[Zack Malibu 0]

Who said he wants to fight YOU.

 

Calvin vs. Coach > Calvin vs. Popick

[Stephen Joseph 0]

::puts up hand to Zack's face::

 

IT DOESNT MATTER IF HE WANTS TO FIGHT ME

 

/ooc What's with the meanness Zack?

[Zack Malibu 0]

I'm just joshin' with ya, Mr. Sensitive.

 

NOW GO CRY ABOUT IT!

[Stephen Joseph 0]

I am sooo not Justin Timberlake, and refuse to go and cry you a river

 

I'll fantasize about being OAOAST Champ instead

[Zack Malibu 0]

No one said to cry me a river. Though props to you for remembering that as one of my lines.

 

Ya bitch.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

It's just because youre my second fantasy Zack

 

=)

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

This is so cool.

 

I can't wait for the "One and Only ShooterJay Thread" NEXT month, beeyotches.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

If you like me and Zack going back and forth in this gay manner, then I guess this is cool

 

hell, let's restart this

 

ALL HAIL KING CALVIN!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

We all know it's Parka who will eventually end Calvin's reign so get that One and Only Parka Thread warmed up!!

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Nah, im going to win all titles and have the greatest thread of all

 

OAOSJP!

 

umm..

 

Calvin rocks my world

[Secret Agent 0]

MVS is the Oaoast World Champion? What's wrong with you people??

 

*challenges him for that strap!*

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Nah, im going to win all titles and have the greatest thread of all

 

OAOSJP!

Agnes and I made three of those ages ago, remember? Well, it was actually the OAOBPPT. DON'T MAKE ME SHOW THE PICTURE~

[Zack Malibu 0]

And the can of worms is reopened...

[caboose 0]

Someone tell Popick he isn't allowed to post in the OAOAST, OAOZMT or this thread because he is...

 

RETIRED~!

 

Thanks to me bitches...

[Stephen Joseph 0]

correction

 

retired from active wrestling

 

bitch!

[caboose 0]

Yeah so get out of the active wrestling threads!

 

BIATCH~!

 

I'm only suggesting it as a continuity feature. Actually make it seem like ME RETIRING YOU means something.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

hey caboose,

 

does knowing that i wont be actively writing a post actively wrestling mean something? =)

 

yeah...sorry, im around here and still posting ya fool. But you did retire me, and ill be referencing it alot so that it will be a retirement that means something

 

i wont become terry funk...yet

[caboose 0]

I thought I retired you...

 

Just kidding, I suggested you stop posting in these threads as a nice little touch.

[Chuck Woolery 0]

Caboose, Stevie, you're mussing the goodness of my thread with your agreeableness. How about... you, take a chair and hit... uh, you, with it.

 

Make it happen.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Okay! Nothing says I cant hit people with chairs

 

Stephen looks at Caboose, who has a chair too...

 

And they NOD AND SWING AT CALVIN, hitting a con-chair-to! CALVIN IS OUT

 

And Caboose and Stephen rip off their shirts,

 

AND THEIR SHIRTS UNDER SAY

 

MASTERPLAN v2.0!

"some things just get better over time"

 

JR: MY GAWD!!!! THEYVE SWERVED US ALL!

[caboose 0]

Welcome to Caboose's first significant action as a mod. This is now the thread of HeldDown.

 

Make it a good one...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Nwo PoRN music hits*

 

CWM:I'm taking over

 

*CWM tears down the HeldDOWN set and puts up a sign for the OAOCWMT~!*