The One and Only Calvin Szechstein Thread!

[Chuck Woolery 0]

::kicks the OAOCWMT in the jaw::

 

Die.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM rubs his jaw and shakes it off*

 

CWM: That the best you got?

[Chuck Woolery 0]

...yes.

 

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

::walks in, sad there is no OAORT...::

 

 

Ah well...

 

 

::BELT-SHOTS EVERYONE AND RUNS!~::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM wipes the blood off his face and gives chase*

[caboose 0]

::Caboose trips CWM up with a well-placed-trip-wire, making CWM land face first onto the RETURNING CONVENIENTLY-PLACED-CHAIR~!::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM bounces off the INFLATABLE chair and "accidently elbows Caboose in teh junk*

[caboose 0]

::CWM hurts his elbow because Caboose had stolen CWM's TIRE IRON WITH CUSTOM GRIP~! and shoved it down his pants to impress the ladies...

 

...I've said too much::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*the tire iron is magic though and CWM uses the FORCE to pull it out of Caboose's pants revealing Caboose's panties*

[caboose 0]

::Caboose is embarassed by his pink satin undies. CWM is turned on however. Caboose runs::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM wasn't turned on he just wanted to get Caboose to leave*

 

CWM: sucker.

[Adam 0]

Stop fighting boys, if anything there should be the OAOCOT, seeing as I defeated Calvin last week *flicks jacket collar*

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

*UBERkicks Axel and...*

 

 

COLE

MY GOD!~ HE'S BREAKING HIS FINGERS!~ THAT BASTARD!~

[Adam 0]

You got lucky, thats all. You're just mad that you haven't PINNED THE OAOAST CHAMPION CLEAN!

[alfdogg 0]

...

 

 

Best OAOAST Champion ever.

Thank you.

[caboose 0]

I agree with Alf.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I should have dropped the title to Zack last summer.

I agree with Caboose.

[caboose 0]

Making up quotes, how low have you sunk Zack?

[Stephen Joseph 0]

I shouldve had a run

 

Worst. Champion. Ever..

 

 

wait, scratch that, that's Alfdogg

 

2nd Worst Champion Ever.

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Dances to "Baby One More Time".::

 

No, seriously. Playing it right now.

[caboose 0]

Shut up, Popick. Only the best of the best, and alfdogg get title reigns.

[Adam 0]

So who IS the best OAOAST Champ of all time anyway?

[Zack Malibu 0]

So who IS the best OAOAST Champ of all time anyway?

AHEM.

 

I did more for that belt than anyone.

[Zack Malibu 0]

As a reward for being best champ ever, I'd like to ask for a reward. This shall suffice.

 

http://www.80stees.com/products/Saved_By_T...ogo_t-shirt.asp

 

If anyone is willing to get that for me, I'll take an adult Large.

[Adam 0]

Zack, you must realise, that because Calvin beat you, and then I beat Calvin, that makes Me > You.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Zack, you must realise, that because Calvin beat you, and then I beat Calvin, that makes Me > You.

We'll settle THIS on HeldDOWN~! next week.

 

No, seriously. I'll take you on.

[caboose 0]

Ahem. Only Alfdogg and Hex Machina have pinned me, and since both of them are not around...

 

...I rule you all.

[Zack Malibu 0]

So...is ANYONE going to buy me that shirt?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

So who IS the best OAOAST Champ of all time anyway?

ME.

 

I was champ during the worst time period to be champ ever and still made it interesting and did some good matches. (CWM Vs. Zack in da Cage)

[caboose 0]

After Alf, you are primo Transitional Champion.