Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 27, 2003 Report Posted September 27, 2003 *Superkicks Caboose*
caboose Posted September 27, 2003 Report Posted September 27, 2003 Caboose catches the kick and spins CWM into a POLLYCUTTER~!
Guest The Shad0w Posted September 27, 2003 Report Posted September 27, 2003 Shadow morphs into Caboose and hits him with an Emerald Fusion. He then hooks him into The Bewilderment as CWM delivers kicks to the face. CWM turns around to celebrate, and when he turns back around, Shadow morphs into CWM and delivers a PollyCutter. Shadow unmorphs and walks off into the darkness.
caboose Posted September 27, 2003 Report Posted September 27, 2003 Caboose morphs into BPP and holds Shadow down.
Guest The Shad0w Posted September 27, 2003 Report Posted September 27, 2003 No one from your simple mortal world can hold down a man of my stature. Even the almighty Triple-H's political power is miniscule compared to the power I posess. Â Shadow nails Caboose and AlfDogg with The Enigma, then sprays a giant "?" on both of them. Shadow leaves into the darkness.
Dr. Zoidberg Posted September 27, 2003 Report Posted September 27, 2003 *watches shadow leave* Â Â Wow...that guy is a JERK!
Stephen Joseph Posted September 27, 2003 Report Posted September 27, 2003 Caboose morphs into BPP and holds Shadow down. YES! EMBRACE THE DARK SIDE!
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 28, 2003 Report Posted September 28, 2003 Oh Yeah? Â *Smashes a chair over Chosen one's head and then licks the blood off his head*
alfdogg Posted September 28, 2003 Report Posted September 28, 2003 *wants to know how CWM went from 400 to 12000 posts overnight*
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 28, 2003 Report Posted September 28, 2003 I have CONNECTIONS~!
Hank Kingsley Posted September 30, 2003 Author Report Posted September 30, 2003 *Show INVADES~ and pimps THE GREATEST SWF SHOW, NO, GREATEST E-FED SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF E-FEDS, EVER~!
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 *Tyler writes an intro to Show's invasion*
TheBostonStrangler Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 I don't think I've ever posted here before. But seriously, go over and read Genesis IV. This is easily the best show the SWF has put on in three years. I think it's really worth a read.
KingPK Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 Oh great, the SWF guys are here. Â *Gets the garden hose* Â Actually, I've read a bit of it, and it is pretty good.
Chuck Woolery Posted September 30, 2003 Report Posted September 30, 2003 Read the American Gladiators match. Â You have no idea how much stress went into that, and that was just a midcard match. The entire show is fucking amazing, seriously, and it's a must-read (in my mind) for anyone interested in a match-writing fed.
Guest The Shad0w Posted October 1, 2003 Report Posted October 1, 2003 Shadow attacks Chuck Woolery from behind, delivering a piledriver onto a tree stump. He then hooks the Bewilderment on Woolery, who screams like a bitch. Shadow releases and delivers the Shadow Splash off the tree stump. Shadow then disappears into the darkness.
Chuck Woolery Posted October 1, 2003 Report Posted October 1, 2003 ::no-sells everything on the count of the Shadow being a shitty wrestler who had to resort to destroying the World champ without permission to get any semblance of heat, and still has little to none despite twenty+ posts a day on the OAOAST boards.::
Guest The Shad0w Posted October 1, 2003 Report Posted October 1, 2003 Your post holds lots of flaws, young cretin. First of all, no one in the OAOAST has ever seen me grace the squared circle, thus no one knows if I am really as "shitty" as you claim. Secondly, a man of my greatness does not need your or anyone else's permission to destroy anyone, even the world champ, especially a paper champ with a stupid screenname and a stupid avatar, such as yourself. Thirdly, all of the OAOAST "veterans" are too afraid and/or selfish to let new people have any heat. And finally, seeing that this is only my tenth post, it is impossible for me to have twenty a day. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm done dealing with your utter stupidity.
Hank Kingsley Posted October 1, 2003 Author Report Posted October 1, 2003 Whoa, Shadow's a fucking tool!
Guest The Shad0w Posted October 1, 2003 Report Posted October 1, 2003 If I'm a tool, at least I'm one with an ounce of creativity, unlike you and your homoerotic "Hot newzwire" gimmick.
Chuck Woolery Posted October 1, 2003 Report Posted October 1, 2003 I'd really like to avoid this, but I find your third point hilarious, as you say that OAOAST "veterans" are too afraid and/or selfish to let new people have any heat, yet you're obviously a returning veteran yourself and you went behind the champ (who himself is far from an OAOAST veteran) to steal some heat for yourself.
Hank Kingsley Posted October 1, 2003 Author Report Posted October 1, 2003 Hot Newzwire, oooh! It's an oattoast veteran! Â Work on your word choice, though. Hot Newzwire was usually concerned with female breasts, so I don't think there's anything 'homoerotic' about that.
Guest The Shad0w Posted October 1, 2003 Report Posted October 1, 2003 Okay, I guess I need to point this out for the sarcasm impared: Â THE SHADOW IS A GIMMICK. Â I DON'T MEAN ANYTHING I SAY OR HAVE SAID SO FAR. AND IF I EVER DO, I'LL BE SURE TO LET YOU KNOW ABOUT IT. Â I'd think since we're all competing in a PRO WRESTLING e-fed, you'd get that, but apparently you forgot to loosen the vices on you vaginas before you replied to me.
Chuck Woolery Posted October 1, 2003 Report Posted October 1, 2003 If that was a sarcastic post it was a damn articulate one.
Zack Malibu Posted October 1, 2003 Report Posted October 1, 2003 Guys, it's pretty obvious who he is... Â Shadoe Stevens, Top 40 radio DJ extraordinaire!
Chuck Woolery Posted October 1, 2003 Report Posted October 1, 2003 ::kicks Zack in the face:: Â Silent, n00b.
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