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My thoughts on RAW, 9/8/2003...

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It's not even worth it to watch Raw anymore. I just TiVo it and later fast forward through the crap to anything remotely watchable, and my crap-watch ratio gets more lopsided each week. Raw and Smackdown are hardly comparable anymore.

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With Bradshaw's alleged "financial genius" and his inability to get over without Ron, er Faarooq, I'm shocked Vince hasn't given him an I.R.S./Michael Wallstreet gimmick yet.

 

Imagine--every week on Raw, he could have a financial talk show with a special "celebrity" guest shilling the current WWE sponsors.

 

Bradshaw: ....and that's why I suggest all mah viewers invest in BEER and SHOTGUNS!!

 

Charlton Heston (playing Soul Calibur II): Agreed, the stock is going to be taking quite an increase these days--you know, this game could be better only if there were some guns in it.

 

Bradshaw: Right--but them games is made by them foreign Chinese fellas! They're Communists! And America needs to get tougher on these foreign terrorists and Commie scum, like ah did when I beat up Fu-Nacky all them times. I was thinkin' a boycott, but nah--let us put a huge tariff on them foreign goods, to fund the military! We should prolly start with the French! A tariff on ALL French goods!

 

French wine, French cheese, French lingerie, french fries, french poodles, French manicures, French's mustard, and French kisses!

 

Heston: French gu--oh, wait--they don't have any...

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As for the things I like...the divas stuff was ok...though it's getting a little too cartoonish for my tastes with that "Destroy Trish once and for all" shit.  I mean God damn, is she a fucking Power Ranger or something???

Add sparks coming from her chest, and yes.

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

Gail Kim and Molly's ass (WWE logic at work here) grow into some sort of super hosses, and Trish needs the Megazord to bring them down.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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